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  1. #26
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    hey guys! i was wondering if i should get the pro riders or the xxl's... can someone help me out?
    "cancer's bad, Skiing's good" -my english teacher mr. mooney

  2. #27
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    JONG SLAUGHTER
    you are the most worthless part of this entire message board. no one wants to see your responses or stupid thread. get a life and quit fucking up the message board worse. maybe if you were funny or clever it would be something but suck. at everything. you should stop posting, its really not worth anyones time. i bet you reread your own posts constantly to boost your confidence. you're the only one who is into it. knock it off you annoying dumb bastard.

  3. #28
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    Sounds like the creator of this thread is full of sound and fury.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDingleberry View Post
    pissing in a sink? fucking rookies. Shit in an oven, then you'll be pro.

  4. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by alto View Post
    JONG SLAUGHTER
    you are the most worthless part of this entire message board. no one wants to see your responses or stupid thread. get a life and quit fucking up the message board worse. maybe if you were funny or clever it would be something but suck. at everything. you should stop posting, its really not worth anyones time. i bet you reread your own posts constantly to boost your confidence. you're the only one who is into it. knock it off you annoying dumb bastard.
    Oh no you didn't just say that about my boy!
    Cleaning house and sweeping up jongs.

  5. #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by alto View Post
    JONG SLAUGHTER
    you are the most worthless part of this entire message board. no one wants to see your responses or stupid thread. get a life and quit fucking up the message board worse. maybe if you were funny or clever it would be something but suck. at everything. you should stop posting, its really not worth anyones time. i bet you reread your own posts constantly to boost your confidence. you're the only one who is into it. knock it off you annoying dumb bastard.
    What he said.
    Looking for the next turn..

  6. #31
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    is alta better than snowbird?

  7. #32
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    DEAR JONGS LAUGHTER...

    PLEASE COME TO ALASKA SO I CAN RAPE YOU, OVER AND OVER AGAIN, JUST LIKE YOU DO TO THIS BOARD EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!!

    SERIOUSLY, I"M CHALLENGING YOU TO A RAPE-OFF....PM ME FOR DETAILS!!!

  8. #33
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    Is this where I pad my post count?

  9. #34
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    ALRIGHT EVERYONE! IT'S A RAPE OFF!!!
    "cancer's bad, Skiing's good" -my english teacher mr. mooney

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    aaa yeeee, rape off!
    Looking for the next turn..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimus Prime View Post
    DEAR JONGS LAUGHTER...

    PLEASE COME TO ALASKA SO I CAN RAPE YOU, OVER AND OVER AGAIN, JUST LIKE YOU DO TO THIS BOARD EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!!

    SERIOUSLY, I"M CHALLENGING YOU TO A RAPE-OFF....PM ME FOR DETAILS!!!
    I suggest you PM Rontele.

  12. #37
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    this but with cocks and raping....
    "cancer's bad, Skiing's good" -my english teacher mr. mooney

  13. #38
    Moderator Jim Lehrer Guest
    Good afternoon,

    For all the JONGS:
    Jong = jack off newbie gaper

    slaughter = term used to describe the killing and butchering of animals, usually for food. Commonly it refers to killing and butchering of domestic livestock (tame animals).

    jong slaughter = jack off newbie gaper who kills and butchers livestock

  14. #39
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    SO LET ME GET THIS RIGHT:

    YOU HAVE BEEN HERE 7 MONTHS

    YOU HAVE 190 POSTS, PROBABLY ALL AS SHITE AS THESE

    YOU POSTED IN THE WRONG FOURUM

    I CANT SPELL, BUT YOU, ARE A......



    FUCKING JONG

  15. #40
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    to jong/elevens:

    your a towel
    "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where our souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--confront yourself--with the greatest fear imaginable. Expose yourself to your deepest fear. After that, fear has no power, and fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." -Jim Morrison

  16. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squirrel Murphey View Post
    hey guys! i was wondering if i should get the pro riders or the xxl's... can someone help me out?
    Get the xxl plusses instead.
    "Unfortunately, Meadows mgmt/marketing found out about the PR stash and published it on their trail map."

  17. #42
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    Dear TGR,

    Could we get a General Asshattery forum for the asshats that clog the Ski/Snowboard forum to post in? The Political Asshattery forum has really lightened the load in The Padded Room.

    Thanks,

    Dave
    I should probably change my username to IReallyDon'tTeleMuchAnymoreDave.

  18. #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bum Z View Post
    HEY SHITFORBRAINS SLAUGHTER - IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR FOR THIS PLACE. YOU KNOW, WHEN EVERYONE HAS CRAMPS AND BLEEDS OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS BECAUSE IT'S BARELY SNOWED YET BUT THE TIME IS NEAR.

    Patience - the snow is coming, and so is your mom.
    Fuckin great!

  19. #44
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    I'm trying not to laugh out loud at some of this shit at my desk.

    a rape-off! ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JONG SLAUGHTER View Post
    I'M GOING TO CUT YOUR BUTTHOLE OUT AND FUCK IT FOR ETERNITY.
    Good; you do that, maybe that will keep you occupied and off of thi forum. However I am guessing that you are proficient at typing with one hand.

    Padded Room
    Nothing clever to say.

  21. #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by teledave View Post
    Dear TGR,

    Could we get a General Asshattery forum for the asshats that clog the Ski/Snowboard forum to post in? The Political Asshattery forum has really lightened the load in The Padded Room.

    Thanks,

    Dave


    This new forum could also be used for MAJOR padding of posts
    yes its true you are a good woman, then again you may be the antichrist
    08/09-- i quit counting

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    If only Zombie Reagan were here, he'd know what to do.

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    Hahaha, I love this guy Too many of you take this too seriously.
    Quote Originally Posted by rabbit View Post
    Women that straightline are hot.

  24. #49
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    This thread is fucking hilarious!

    and in my small world, this is the quote of the day "Patience - the snow is coming, and so is your mom." Well played Bum Z!!
    I like chicks who ride. Especially if they're cyclists.

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    I once skied 10 runs in a row on the Pali without stopping.

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