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    U Know My Steeze

    Inspired by this



    I racked my brain thinking what the gimpingest steeze I'd ever been caught in was. In the end I settled for this, the Orang Utan...



    Anyone else got any really bad form shots to share?

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    not on my work machine.

    but now i have that premire beat stuck in my head, now guru just kicked in with the lyrics. head is bobing rythmicly.

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    Tree explosion sequence

    Last year Midget got these pics of me after I launched a 20 footer to pine tree explosion. I smelt like a friggin' car air freshner for the rest of the day.

    I realize impact is eminant


    Implosion


    "So long midget, I'm goin' down"


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    "In the woods, we return to reason and faith. There I feel that nothing can befall me in life, — no disgrace, no calamity, (leaving me my eyes,) which nature cannot repair." -Emerson

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    Wink

    I'm flattered, fuckface.

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    Originally posted by basom
    not on my work machine.

    but now i have that premire beat stuck in my head, now guru just kicked in with the lyrics. head is bobing rythmicly.
    boom-bap boom boom bah-nah-nah bomp bomp
    fine

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    Re: Tree explosion sequence

    Originally posted by powstash

    "So long midget, I'm goin' down"

    I still think it's cool that you remembered to wave to the camera.

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    Re: Re: Tree explosion sequence

    Originally posted by iceman
    I still think it's cool that you remembered to wave to the camera.
    you said that last year. sheesh.

    edit: i didnt notice the imortant word still. you pass with flying colors. because it is still cool.

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    No, last year I said "I think it's cool...", but this year I said I STILL think it's cool..."

    There's a difference.

    actually I think someone else said it last year, but whatever

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    Originally posted by tuffy109
    boom-bap boom boom bah-nah-nah bomp bomp
    Who's the suspicious character strapped with the sounds profound
    Similar to rounds spit by Derringers
    You're in the Terrordome like my man Chuck D said
    It's time to dethrone you clones, and all you knuckleheads
    Cause MC's have used up extended warranties
    While real MC's and DJ's are a minority
    But right about now, I use my authority
    Cause I'm like the Wizard and you look lost like Dorothy
    The horror be when I return for my real people
    Words that split wigs hittin like some double Desert Eagles
    Sportin caps pulled low, and baggy slacks
    Subtractin all the rappers who lack, over Premier's tracks
    Severe facts have brought this rap game to near collapse
    So as I have in the past, I whup ass
    Droppin lyrics that be hotter than sex and candlewax
    And one-dimensional MC's can't handle that
    While the world's revolvin, on it's axis
    I come with mad love and plus the illest warlike tactics
    The wilderness is filled with this; so many people
    searching for false lift, I'm here with the skills you've missed
    The rejected stone is now the cornerstone
    Sort of like the master builder when I make my way home
    You know my steez...






    ice, i knew that

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    I got some NSFW home vid sleeze

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    feet shoulder width apart...check
    hands out front...check
    ski tail catches rock...check
    Last edited by mr_gyptian; 11-19-2005 at 04:01 PM.
    "The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" --Margaret Thatcher

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    This one's my personal favorite:

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    That looks like it hurt, jmo. A lot.

    Where's the kush pics?
    Last edited by iceman; 07-08-2004 at 02:02 PM.

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    Re: U Know My Steeze

    Originally posted by bad_roo
    Inspired by this


    Anyone else got any really bad form shots to share?
    I recently discovered a gaggle of shots from the early days of pubescence where I'm hucking to flat. My brother summarized it best, "Well, the drop was kinda big relative to your height".
    The trumpet scatters its awful sound Over the graves of all lands Summoning all before the throne

    Death and mankind shall be stunned When Nature arises To give account before the Judge

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    Thumbs up

    Gonna be tough to outdo that, JMO.

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    My god - JMO is that you falling off of a chairlift?

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    It wasn't as bad as it looks - I landed on the other side of the road, in a snow bank, on my ass.

    And, no, I wasn't jumping out of a chairlift. That time.

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    I feel an overwhelming urge to pick on my brother....

    Bad form (him) and an equally bad picture (me)


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    Talking




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    Moi, bieng a tard.

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    "Hey, make sure not to go skier's right into the rocks"

    Moi
    "Gotcha, no problem"

    http://www.eengoedidee.nl/parsefiles...verton_012.mov
    Last edited by CaddyDaddy77; 07-08-2004 at 05:26 PM.
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    Originally posted by basom
    click click . . . . oomph
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
    Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein

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    Base, we need those APK headplant pics pronto!

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    Originally posted by CaddyDaddy77


    http://www.eengoedidee.nl/parsefiles...verton_012.mov
    It keeps asking me for a password, then denying my viewing of the file...
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