The weird dream thread ... Shizzle!

[13]

Almost all dreams are weird -- they're supposed to be, right?

Let me preclude this by saying I like Snoop, I hate Natty Light, and I'm not a violent person. Needless to say, the dream creeped me out...

A the dream begins, I find myself seated at a bar enjoying a cold tall boy filled with natural light and sitting next to a girl with 3 boobs, thoroughly enjoying myself. One by one, people that I've known in my life that I've never liked ask me if I want refills of my natty light, until they all occupy the space behind the bar. Bishop Don Magic Juan's stretch Rolls rolls up outside the bar's side door, and none other than Snoop Dogg steps out with his entourage of hoes, naked and clothed. I think there were a few pasties in the crowd. He sits down next to me and orders drinks for his group, then asks me which hoe I want. I point to a short redhead with what I'm going to describe as "double-decker" boobs - 2 on top, 2 below, and the bottom. We go into the bathroom to make a deal, and as I come out, I hear all the barkeeps heckling me. Faster than I can even think, I kick Snoop's knees out from behind, and as he falls forward on his knees, I karate chop his adam's apple and he falls back dead. "Double decker" looks at me and screams. The barkeeps start tossing kegs of natty light at me as I bolt out of the bar. As soon as I step into the street, every single pedestrian has a pumpkin for a head. Confused by all the pumpkin heads, I run into the street and get nailed by one of those flat-front school buses, and right before I woke up, I hear:

"Murder was the case that they gave me..."

Freaky, man, freaky.

[Baconzoo]

Dude, after to listening to Stern this AM (ShugNight) I was thinking Gangster rap isn't for me anymore. Too much fear and fucken of each other over. YAll feal me?

The only thing I need to be giving the smack down to is a forty.

Seperation is key...
Don't listen to the sounds of Babylon.
Do so much during the day that you don't have time to dream.

[jstead]

What does it mean when you dream your teeth fall out?
Any one?

[hopped]

I'm gonna guess that you've seen "Mean Girls." And that you think Natty Light is piss, cause that's what the people you hate would have given you. And you like boobs.

[Mrs. Nuts]

I have reacurring dreams that my teeth fall out too.

Last night I was a logger.

[iceman]

She's a lumberjack and she's okay.

[iceman]

Teeth falling out dreams sound not so positive

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by 13
I hate Natty Light

I can no longer be your friend.


And Mrs. Nuts, welcome to the addiction. A logger?? Too funny.

Maybe ya'll should brush your teeth more often too.

[basom]

"teeth - Falling out: Loss of control over certain aspects of one's life. Powerlessness, unable to influence things or the outcome of things important. Loss of self-esteem in a situation or a chronic problem."

never had that one

[Spicoli]

http://newagedirectory.com/dream/dictionary.htm

toilet - Sitting on one: Trying to remove memory or stress from embarrassing situation.

?

[Mrs. Nuts]

Quite possible that these dreams stemmed from my childhood.
As I recall my tooth fairy was a no show one night.

[schuss]

The other night I dreamt I was on a weird planet with a bunch of jacked up space marines trying to kill me. I escaped with my robot friend though.