Ladies: can I use a 2-fer-1 coup when I take you to a nice dinner?

[Parvo]

Have a guess what I'm going to suggest.

If that were in the cards, it would have happened last Friday.
In fact, it very well might have. I don't recall much from that evening.

[analta]

Most of that was for wine & drinks, because SOMEBODY suggested I take her to Butcher's after. You really need to bring a full wallet to that place.

Damn
What did you get, bottles of Dom? I was thinking a martini or two, not 10

[Hutch]

If that were in the cards, it would have happened last Friday.
In fact, it very well might have. I don't recall much from that evening.

[gh444]

If she is so well-off she should be asking you out and spending $$$s on you.

How does this strategy work out for you? Not well I'm guessing.....

[Larry_Craig]

I am very much enjoying this thread.

Listen, I don't know why you're trying to pose as me, but if I've told you once, I've told you a million times I have a wide stance. Now, let's hear a little more about this sexual rendezvous with the lady. It's making me feel like offering Mrs. Craig a little fillabuster tonight if you know what I mean.

[Right Coaster]

Damn, 3 bones for the first date? That sets the bar a little high - at least she's a doctor and can step up.

TR with pics of Friday night's date should be forthcoming.

[CarlMega]

"I will have the Chicken Marsala and the lady will have something of equal or lesser value"

= Fail

[CarlMega]

DoublePost

[idiot]

what happened this weekend

[Tippster]

Clearly the answer is "Yes, but only after the first date."

[Parvo]

what happened this weekend

It was great. Didn’t cost me a penny. In fact, I got shithammered at my roommate’s bar and totally spaced the date. My phone had several texts and a couple pages from her. So I called her around midnight, she came and picked me up and we had a nice sleepover at my place.

I only regret her now knowing where I live.

[skibuminwyo]

Never, NEVER let them know where you live. Rule one.

[smitchell333]

How does this strategy work out for you? Not well I'm guessing.....

Worked so well that I married said highly compensated lady. She is something special though, so I suppose it may be hard to draw conclusions about the general population of women.

It was great. Didn’t cost me a penny. In fact, I got shithammered at my roommate’s bar and totally spaced the date. My phone had several texts and a couple pages from her. So I called her around midnight, she came and picked me up and we had a nice sleepover at my place.

I only regret her now knowing where I live.

Back on course there.

[GimpToo]

You are an obsession
I cannot sleep
I am a posession
Unopened at your feet
There is no balance
No equality
Be still
I will not accept defeat

I will have you
Yes I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me

I feed you I drink you
My day and my night
I need you I need you
By sun or candlelight
You protest you want to leave
Stay there's no alternative

Your face appears again
I see the beauty there
But I see danger
Stranger beware
A circumstance in your naked dream
Your affection is not what it seems

You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me

My fantasy has turned to madness
All my goodness has turned to badness
My need to posess you has consumed my soul
My life is trembling I have no control

I will have you
Yes I will have you
I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me

[Parvo]

Never, NEVER let them know where you live. Rule one.

Yes, I learned this rule the hard way some time ago, but I have to move out in a month anyway, so I think I'm ok.

The bar over-served me, so I was in no shape to drive home. I only live about 1/2 mile away, but worried I might get picked up for public intox or some other embarrassing infraction while stumbling down the road.

I thought it was sweet of her to care enough to drive in to town, pick my over-served ass up, and take me home. And I wasn't thinking clearly when I invited her up, but I was also feeling a little randy, so…

[gatorboy]

"I will have the Chicken Marsala and the lady will have something of equal or lesser value"

= Fail

Thanks for nutin. I just spit my half-chewed mini snickers on to my computer.

[bklyn]

So do I have the chronology straight so far?

1st meeting - ends in hookup
1st "date" - you paid for with coupon, but still ended up paying big bucks ended night with dry balls
2nd "date" - you stood her up in favor of hanging with your buddies, but she picks up your drunk arse and fucks you anyway

I'm thinking...

A: you have the golden dick and know how to use it. (in which case PM me your number)
B: more likely answer - you are a magnet for crazy doormat chicks

[The Dad]

As always, bklyn FTW.

[Parvo]

Excellent synopsis, bklyn.

The answer is “A”, but it also has a lot to do with my Porsche collection, tan in a can glow, yoked physique, and exotic, possibly Italian, accent.

[mntlion]

i {heart} bklyn

[Elle Be]

Jeez what a train wreck.

[Tunco]

Its the Penis Cream.

[gatorboy]

The next mrs.

[Beotch]

"I will have the Chicken Marsala and the lady will have something of equal or lesser value"

= Fail

Best thing I havent said all night.

so 3 bills and 2 nuts... @ 150 a pop your tagging one of Utahs highest dollar offerings.

[somegeek]

Originally Posted by Carl_Mega View Post
"I will have the Chicken Marsala and the lady will have something of equal or lesser value"

= Fail

Classic.