Choose One.

[tahoejuju]

Simple enough...

Make your choice.

[advres]

The bitch will leave you, the S3 won't.

[Hugh Conway]

both look better on a magazine page

[bio-smear]

I'd quickly masturbate and opt for the Audi.

[timvwcom]

The hottie...

[Sirshredalot]

I'll take the girl. I can't have sex with the car.



Well, I probably could if I really put my mind to it, but it wouldn't be nearly as much fun as with the girl.

[neck beard]

I have zero interest in cars, so I'd take the girl and let all my buddies fuck her.

[Skijunkie]

The audi will break down soon enough or have some rediculous electrical issue, and the girl will be temporary also. Regardless I'll take the hottie, The car would be cool while its working but then again its not that special.

Now if you pitted the girl against certain vintage mopars, a 2.7 rs, or maybe a 930 slantnose turbo, amoungst a few others she would lose.

[sftc]

Consider the resale value on both after about 5 years of being driven hard and put away wet.

[Prophet10]

I have zero interest in cars, so I'd take the girl and let all my buddies fuck her.

I'll take the car and make friends with Hohes.

[skiingsamurai]

trick question, choose the car and the girl will follow

[flatNshallow]

trick question, choose the car and the girl will follow

We have a WINNER.

[DoWork]

I'll take the car and quickly sell it to put the $$ towards a new FX50. You can't fit skis in that rollerskate! I like blondes anyways and have a blazin' girl already so you can keep that B-I.

It's a misnomer that cars get chicks. They do to a certain extent, but not one that you'll want to keep around for any extended period of time. Besides, the girl that gets hot over an RS3 will probably blow you off for the guy behind you in an M6 as soon as she notices it...

[TeleHoar]

They both have nice headlights...
The car has taken it's bra off though already.

What kind of mileage does the chick get?

[72Twenty]

Can she ski?

[Huckin eh?]

Is the girl available on a 2 year lease?

If so I'll take the girl!
If not, I'll take the car!

[AsheanMT]

Car. Judging from the look of that girl the Audi will cost less in yearly maintenance.

[Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo]

The girl, she looks way better than even the best 2-door hatchback.

[FrankZappa]

Car. Already happily married.

[gregm]

the chick.



but the sad news is i'd want to cuddle with her.





after a couple hours of sex.

[LivinCO]

What kind of mileage does the chick get?

2 MPG (Mouthfulls Per Gnob)

[tahoejuju]

trick question, choose the car and the girl will follow

You had it right it was a trick question. But you also had it backwards.. A little dissappointed nobody recognizes Adriana Lima (hands down the hottest Victorias Secret model).

The correct answer is you take the incredibly hot, incredibly rich lingerie model and she buys you the Audi RS3 or RS4 if you need a lil more room for your 198cm skis that are too big for your lame ass..

Thank you for playing..

[counterfeitfake]

The woman is considerably more beautiful than the car.

[FrankZappa]

The woman is considerably more beautiful than the car.

Yes, for now. A very short now. With some TLC... in twenty, thirty or fourty years the car will still be beautiful. Maybe even more beautiful than today.

The woman... I'll let you figure that one out.

[Viva]

A little dissappointed nobody recognizes Adriana Lima (hands down the hottest Victorias Secret model).

Maybe this is because, unlike you, we don't have the need to jerk off to VS catalogs?