Kitty Stoke

[Boissal]

So if you don't turn on the light then you either piss in the general direction of where you guess the toilet is or you know where the toilet is enough to sit down. Nttawwt. I figured out the same in college when I got sick of cleaning up after myself. And now if I keep the light off I can try not to fully wake up. At least I don't have an angry cat in the sink. She just sneaks in the bedroom when I open the door and then howls angrily once unwittingly trapped in the bedroom when I go back to bed.

I am proud sit-to-pee person at night. And during the day too, but especially at night, I'm way too wobbly when I'm half asleep and as you mentioned keeping the light off means you never truly wake yourself up.
We also have issues with the dog or one of the 2 cats running into the bedroom the second the door is opened then changing their minds the second I'm back into bed.

I'm thinking a hilarious sink peeing episode.

Oh man, I'd for sure lose my dong to a well placed claw if that happened. Hobbes is a very belligerent animal and she would not take kindly to being pissed on...

[riser4]

It's better to be pissed off then pissed on.

[BCMtnHound]

I routinely get the piss scared out of me when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and Hobbes is in the sink. She knows I won't turn on the light so she waits til I'm in there before growling or hissing. I don't even need to touch her, my presence is enough.
We then go through this routine where she demands water, I open the faucet, and it runs on her back for a while as she tries to position her fat rump so she can drink it. She usually gets a couple drops in before her paws get wet. That pisses her off so she hisses and jumps off. By that time I'm wide awake...

Yup, loves to have the water turned on a trickle even if it flows over her back. Falls into the daughter’s bath on occasion too. I installed a laundry washbasin this weekend, and Kitty had to inspect. Put one of those rectangular buckets in the basin and ran a couple cm’s of water in there, and she jumped right in and drank away. Seems to have a fascination with water I did not expect.

Yeah - sink, front loader washer, bathtub......

Left the dryer door open a moment while doing laundry and came back to kitty curled up in the warm clothes in the dryer. Took out the clothes (she swatted at me a couple times in annoyance), and then manually turned the drum slowly a few time to try and impress upon her the folly of such practice. Not sure I got my point across.

Never had a kitten in the house before (tons of barn cats growing up, but animals in the house other than goldfish or two were verboten), it’s been a bit of an eye-opener. The 5am wake-ups with her curling up ON my face, purring loudly and kneading are a mixed blessing.

[riser4]

I am proud sit-to-pee person at night. And during the day too, but especially at night, I'm way too wobbly when I'm half asleep and as you mentioned keeping the light off means you never truly wake yourself up.
We also have issues with the dog or one of the 2 cats running into the bedroom the second the door is opened then changing their minds the second I'm back into bed.


Oh man, I'd for sure lose my dong to a well placed claw if that happened. Hobbes is a very belligerent animal and she would not take kindly to being pissed on...

Requires Benny Hill yakety-sax.

[Boissal]

Requires Benny Hill yakety-sax.

UK has been taking the vet's recommendation about hydration very seriously. Here is is camped by the drip system making sure none of that water goes to the cantaloupes:

[tgapp]

UK has been taking the vet's recommendation about hydration very seriously. Here is is camped by the drip system making sure none of that water goes to the cantaloupes:

UGLY!!!


And here I was thinking that cat didn't even drink water, and instead relied on motor oil for sustenance.

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[liv2ski]

The 5am wake-ups with her curling up ON my face, purring loudly and kneading are a mixed blessing.

5am would be awesome. Now that we have 2 indoor cats, the doggy doors are closed, so I am up at 2am-3am to take the pups out. Come back to bed and within about 5 minutes I feel Skye kneading the blanket. I will roll over and pet her for awhile before she falls to sleep up against me. I can't move for about an hour until she wakes up and moves.
Needless to say, I love the animals more than a good nights sleep.

[KQ]

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[Boissal]

^^^ looks so nice and soft until you notice the claw sticking up!

[dgilligan02]

Keg-stand!!!

[Boissal]

^^^ like every cat who wants to drink out of the sink there seems to be some challenges with actually getting some water

Upside-down Hobbes daring anyone in the house to touch her belly:

[riser4]

Do it!!!

[Talisman]

Wilma doing a cat keg stand

[refried]

We adopted these two a few weeks ago, here they are in one of the rare moments they're not chasing each other from one of the house to the other or rolling around on the floor.

[PB]

So cute! Utterly harmless little angels, right?

[refried]

So cute! Utterly harmless little angels, right?

Now that they're getting bigger, there's some weight behind the two of them when they crash into things, they can make quite a racket at 4am.

[riser4]

Now that they're getting bigger, there's some weight behind the two of them when they crash into things, they can make quite a racket at 4am.

Two kittehs with teh zoomies at 4am is 4x the carnage of one lonely kitten. You need to capture footage.

[liv2ski]

Super cute cats Refied

[KQ]

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[SB]

Catbird

[KQ]

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[Meadow Skipper]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comme..._on_poor_dude/

[liv2ski]

Wow, I have never seen a cat be aggressive to a person like that. Shiiiiit.

[Meadow Skipper]

It was there to drink milk and kick ass, and it was out of milk.

[liv2ski]

You know, if I didn't give Skye a little dish, with a wee bit of milk in it, when I get my coffee, she might kick my ass like that.