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  1. #26
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    Board stretcher.

  2. #27
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    I would be a sawsall. I like to fuck shit up...
    When you're feeling down, just remember: It's always darkest before it goes pitch .... fucking.... black.

  3. #28
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    I'd be my SCAG walk behind mower cause it's built tough, it's quite heavy, and it mows shit down - just like me (well except for the mows shit down part).
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

  4. #29
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    I would be Rontele
    ROLL TIDE ROLL

  5. #30
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    I'll be the weed whacker.

  6. #31
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    I would be anything battery powered...






    ...cordless!
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

  7. #32
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    Definitely duct tape. Because if you can't duck it...

  8. #33
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    I've met a gal or two that could've been the vise...
    and a few that could've been the hoe.

    I think I'd settle for the work bench, where most everything happens - tho sometimes I hate it cause that's where a lotta shit lands.

  9. #34
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    i'm the fucking tape measure

  10. #35
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    i'd be the shopsmith.

  11. #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    I'd be a utility blow torch
    So... You're saying you'd really blow, eh? No, wait... You'd be a flamer perhaps?

    I can't believe nobody thought of the jackhammer- The most basic necessity of the tool shed!
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

  12. #37
    Hugh Conway Guest
    Jack Plane

  13. #38
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    Hardinge Super Precision Lathe


    or maybe a good ole miller synchrowave

  14. #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by pechelman View Post
    Hardinge Super Precision Lathe


    or maybe a good ole miller synchrowave
    Aaaahhh... I just got this year's synchrowave 350... One buttery bitch, let me tell you... Gases on the back= Argon for the steels, helium for the aluminum... wheels, braided lines... too bad our lathe is older than dirt. That Hardinge is one sexy piece of machinery, tho...
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

  15. #40
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    i lust over that hardinge
    i got to use one once and it was absolutely amazing

    never before have i had the control to turn a tenth off of a part like it was a thou
    from the solid bed rail, to the collette system, to the levers and knobs, it absolutely just reeks of overbuilt, super rigid, precision

  16. #41
    Hugh Conway Guest
    bizzzummp

  17. #42
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    Stanley 55

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  18. #43
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    wow, random.
    And I miss some of the old guys.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  19. #44
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    I still call it The Jake.

  20. #45
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    Something like a protractor 'cause I'm usually thinking "what in the fuck am I doing here"

  21. #46
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    my mom always said i was not the sharpest tool in the shed!!!! always had to remind her of 2 things:
    how sharp does a hammer need to be?

    don't call my room a shed!!!!!!!!

  22. #47
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    I'd be a do-it-all type tool that isn't all that good at anything.

  23. #48
    spook Guest
    i'm the overloaded breaker switch

  24. #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by I've seen black diamonds! View Post
    I'd be a do-it-all type tool that isn't all that good at anything.
    Duct tape
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

  25. #50
    Bobby Stainless Guest
    weed eater

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