If you were a tool in a tool shed...

**72Twenty** · 07-19-2008, 10:44 PM

You'd be a...

greasy rag.

**iceman** · 07-19-2008, 10:46 PM

I wouldn't be the sharpest tool in the shed is all I know.

**P_McPoser** · 07-19-2008, 10:47 PM

I'd be a utility blow torch

**Blurred** · 07-19-2008, 10:53 PM

I'd be fuckin' all the hoes. I know that fo sho.

Rooster · 07-19-2008, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

I'd be fuckin' all the hoes. I know that fo sho.

Would that make you the hammer?

**Blurred** · 07-19-2008, 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by Rooster

Would that make you the hammer?

I'd be nailing lots of stuff....so, uh, yes.

**72Twenty** · 07-19-2008, 10:58 PM

I'd be something with a bent shaft.

**Gorilla Cock** · 07-19-2008, 11:03 PM

I'd be.. oh, nevermind.

**72Twenty** · 07-19-2008, 11:05 PM

caulk breath.

**Nathan Explosion** · 07-19-2008, 11:14 PM

I'd stomp the fucking shed because I'm Big Tex and I'm like 120 feet tall.

**Robert Joseph Dole** · 07-19-2008, 11:23 PM

i i were a tool, i would be p-mcposer.

that is all

Republicans. FUCK YEAH!

**Rasputin** · 07-19-2008, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by Robert Joseph Dole

i i were a tool, i would be p-mcposer.

that is all

Republicans. FUCK YEAH!

LOL!

**P_McPoser** · 07-20-2008, 12:14 AM

If I were a tool, i'd be bob dole. I think. Is that how this is supposed to work?

**2nd mate** · 07-20-2008, 01:39 AM

I would be a Yankee Screwdriver(even though I hate the Skanks) becasue I am always up for a quickie and i love the ratchet action.

**Yukonrider** · 07-20-2008, 01:44 AM

A Dremel tool. Good at lots of things, but not quite the best.

**KungFu Eddie** · 07-20-2008, 03:42 AM

After last night I would probably be the random bottle of poison that lost it's label years ago.

**Huckin eh?** · 07-20-2008, 04:49 AM

I'd be a multitool!
Inadequate for any real major jobs, but quite resourceful nonetheless!

advres · 07-20-2008, 10:27 AM

I'd be a hammer drill

**Mr Sparkle** · 07-20-2008, 10:34 AM

Coffee can full of assorted rusty nails and screws...

....and one shiny new one!

**stuckathuntermtn** · 07-20-2008, 05:31 PM

3mm allen wrench, here

**cheese** · 07-20-2008, 11:20 PM

that funny shaped piece of plastic that got put on the shelf because "it'll come in useful one day"

**Sublime** · 07-21-2008, 05:32 AM

Grease gun.

**timvwcom** · 07-21-2008, 05:54 AM

This thread needs more graphics!!!

**Caucasian Asian** · 07-21-2008, 06:53 AM

I'd be a pulaski. Beacuase all i'm really good at doing is smashing stuff.

**mrw** · 07-21-2008, 08:32 AM

I would be a left handed screw driver

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