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  1. #1
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    If you were a tool in a tool shed...

    You'd be a...

    greasy rag.

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    I wouldn't be the sharpest tool in the shed is all I know.

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    I'd be a utility blow torch

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    I'd be fuckin' all the hoes. I know that fo sho.
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    brett.mcnary

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlurredElevens View Post
    I'd be fuckin' all the hoes. I know that fo sho.
    Would that make you the hammer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rooster View Post
    Would that make you the hammer?
    I'd be nailing lots of stuff....so, uh, yes.
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    I'd be something with a bent shaft.

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    I'd be.. oh, nevermind.

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    caulk breath.

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    I'd stomp the fucking shed because I'm Big Tex and I'm like 120 feet tall.
    Congrats, mags! We collected 1030.68! for birdman!
    Quote Originally Posted by Tuckerman View Post
    No is that like whne I come on your mosms face whle you lick my ballsss???

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    i i were a tool, i would be p-mcposer.



    that is all






    Republicans. FUCK YEAH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert Joseph Dole View Post
    i i were a tool, i would be p-mcposer.



    that is all






    Republicans. FUCK YEAH!
    LOL!

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    If I were a tool, i'd be bob dole. I think. Is that how this is supposed to work?

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    I would be a Yankee Screwdriver(even though I hate the Skanks) becasue I am always up for a quickie and i love the ratchet action.
    A woman reported to police at 6:30 p.m. that she was being "smart-mouthed."

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    A Dremel tool. Good at lots of things, but not quite the best.

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    After last night I would probably be the random bottle of poison that lost it's label years ago.
    "When the mountains speak, wise men listen" -John Muir

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    I'd be a multitool!
    Inadequate for any real major jobs, but quite resourceful nonetheless!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldo View Post
    what happened to Shadam this year? Usually by now he is posting drinking reports daily.

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    I'd be a hammer drill

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    Coffee can full of assorted rusty nails and screws...


















    ....and one shiny new one!

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    3mm allen wrench, here
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    that funny shaped piece of plastic that got put on the shelf because "it'll come in useful one day"
    life in the real world does'nt work...back to the snow.

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    Grease gun.

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    This thread needs more graphics!!!

    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

    "REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"

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    I'd be a pulaski. Beacuase all i'm really good at doing is smashing stuff.
    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
    -Death

    Kaz is my co-pilot

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    I would be a left handed screw driver
    the peasants are revolting

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