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  1. 07-02-2008, 11:21 AM #1
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  2. 07-02-2008, 11:33 AM #2
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    What a fucking idiot. pun intended
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  3. 07-02-2008, 11:45 AM #3
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    how do you cheat on christie brinkley?
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  4. 07-02-2008, 11:53 AM #4
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    aw/ an 18 year old hottie..
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  5. 07-02-2008, 11:59 AM #5
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    No matter how beautiful, intelligent, interesting, accommodating, nurturing, sexy (insert your compliment here) she might be...
    a certain type of man is going to get bored. A subset of that type of man is going to seek 'solace' for his boredom outside the marriage.
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    Don't worry, she's an "uptown girl" with a wad of cash. In cougar fashion, she'll find some young stud without much effort.
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  7. 07-02-2008, 12:03 PM #7
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    If I was married to Christie Brinkley, I would beat off on to her face every time she fell asleep. She's that hot.
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  8. 07-02-2008, 12:06 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    If I was married to Christie Brinkley, I would beat off on to her face every time she fell asleep. She's that hot.
    All things being equal, that might have been the deal breaker between you and Christie.
    Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
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  9. 07-02-2008, 12:09 PM #9
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    She's 55 not 45..
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    Dude, she looks better than most of the late 20 somethings around here. She has a permanent reserved parking space on my face, I don't care if she is old enough to collect social security... I just saw that total home gym commercial with her, Chuck Norris and Wesley Snipes on lunchbreak... Sweet jumpin' Jesus I want to fill 'er up to the brim with baby juice.
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  11. 07-02-2008, 12:21 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    If I was married to Christie Brinkley, I would beat off on to her face every time she fell asleep. She's that hot.

    That might just be my new signature ^ with your approval and full citation, of course...
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  12. 07-02-2008, 12:22 PM #12
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    That's the single biggest waste of "Top Ten Babes of All Time" I've ever heard of. "Idiot" doesn't even begin to describe that moran.

    Christie's 55 is the envy of 25, let alone 35 & 45.
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  13. 07-02-2008, 12:32 PM #13
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    pffffft...that's nuthin' . Old story. For me, the ultimate "men are lying, cheating pigs" example was that British actor, whatsisname, who cruised for cheap street hookers while having Liz Hurley as a girlfriend. I mean, WTF? She's not only 10 plus plus, she's pretty cool, too. Christee, I don't know, I suspect it's like a Venus fly trap once the ring is on the finger.
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  14. 07-02-2008, 12:39 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stu Gotz View Post
    All things being equal, that might have been the deal breaker between you and Christie.
    It's not my fault if some people can't take a compliment.
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    Oh, and she was married to Billy Joel. So much for her taste in men.
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    Who cares how hot their wife is... If the betrothed isn't laying down and spreading her legs and/or smokin' der wang, the dude's gotta get "satisfaction" somehow?

    Oh, and Christie Brinkley may be looking good for being 55... but I'd bet her twat is practically dusty compared to a juicy 18 year old version. (did I just say that out loud? )

    The 18 year old;



    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

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  17. 07-02-2008, 01:14 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    If I was married to Christie Brinkley, I would beat off on to her face every time she fell asleep. She's that hot.
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    Looks like the other woman is spilling beans too. That sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cramer View Post
    how do you cheat on christie brinkley?
    Because she's a bitch in every magnified sense of the word.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    If I was married to Christie Brinkley, I would beat off on to her face every time she fell asleep. She's that hot.
    +1 Steve. Her and the babe married to Seal. I love those two women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timvwcom View Post
    Who cares how hot their wife is... If the betrothed isn't laying down and spreading her legs and/or smokin' der wang, the dude's gotta get "satisfaction" somehow?

    Oh, and Christie Brinkley may be looking good for being 55... but I'd bet her twat is practically dusty compared to a juicy 18 year old version. (did I just say that out loud? )
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  24. 07-02-2008, 02:29 PM #24
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  25. 07-02-2008, 02:52 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by divegirl View Post
    You're an idiot.
    OK, probably the case.

    But I should point out I'm an equal opportunity idiot; If the dude isn't keeping the fields plowed, and giving his all to get her all "bothered" every chance they get. I'd say she should have the same opportunity to find a non-limp dick... to take care of business. Unless of course they are BOTH OK with a non-sexual relationship.

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    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

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