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  1. #26
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    Being summer these days, its usually Iced black, and at this little coffee shop in Burlington, Viva Espresso (well worth the check out for 1.best iced coffee in town, and 2. theres one super cute chick that works every once and a while)
    that, or 2 shots over ice, or 4 shots and fill the rest with black coffee.
    either way, black, every so often a dab of half and half
    "If we can't bring the mountain to the party, let's bring the PARTY to the MOUNTAIN!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2nd mate View Post
    George Carlin got this one right too-- "The longer your order, the bigger the asshole!"
    as did denis leary.
    starbucks: "give me a regular."
    "regular what?"
    "coffee"
    "what flavor"
    "coffee-flavored"

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    We have a kick-ass Cuisinart at the house that makes a great cup of coffee, but if I'm ordering it ~ it's a medium triple mocha & yes, I'd love a little whipped cream please.

    Steve ~ nice retort.
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    steve really showed 'em.

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    I'll drink whatever the fuck I want. Oh no some dude on the internet called me gay. Guess I'll have to tell the wife and get a divorce because the type of caffeine I occasionally have makes me like dudes.

    Sorry about the harshness but I haven't had my hippie speedball yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50 View Post
    I'll have the ligonberry pancakes.
    This advice is on the money.

    With a cup of joe, you know.. java. No other crap in it, strong, dark, and hot, like you like your women and thunderstorms.

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    I though the maggot's way is to take coffee up the ass ?

    A double expresso, of course.
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    "Typically euro, french in particular, in my opinion. It's the same skiing or climbing there. They are completely unfazed by their own assholeness. Like it's normal." - srsosbso

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrianGriffin View Post
    The quad espresso in a short cup sounds like it would go fantastically with a big fat J; enjoyed while sitting on a park bench on a crisp, sunny fall afternoon. Now I know what I'm going to dedicate one afternoon of fall long weekend to back in Ann Arbor.

    DOOD! That's my JAM!

    I'm drinking dirty shop coffee right now... Fucking Folgers, with no sugar and some gross powder creamer, from the dustiest contraption on the planet that still makes coffee. Sometimes if I'm lucky, while I'm working at the lathe or the bridgeport I'll get some nice metal chips in there, which add a nice flavor as they slice open your espohagus while you enjoy your morning joe.

    I'm an espresso man. Gimme my fucking caffeine 5 minutes ago! Besides, if there's anything that works better for getting ready to go rip the mountain than espresso shots and bong hits, I haven't found it.
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    Oh, and I had something amazing the other day: CARROT CAKE PANCAKES! Blew my fucking mind, let me tell you!
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    red-eye/shot in the dark, or whatever the particular shop you're at calls it: a few shots of espresso topped off with black coffee. yummy!

    it'll get ya going for the day. i'll order one of these if i'm feeling really groggy or have a long day ahead of me. otherwise, just a large black coffee. none of that fancy shit.

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    when did this become a what do we all drink thread?...............................
    Grande Vanilla Latte(often triple) when home on vacation.
    Frog roast or columbian fresh beans when at work.
    A woman reported to police at 6:30 p.m. that she was being "smart-mouthed."

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    the americano thing just drives me nuts. i tasted it once. why the fuck anyone would willingly drink that shit when they have perfectly good regular coffee is beyond me.

    BTW, to be perfectly clear - peets is fine, so is starbucks, so is duh-doh's, so is folgers, so is truckstop at 3am, and so is the stand outside penn station/nyc at 7am. it's coffee. as long as it's fresh, it's fine. no need to complicate things. i prefer it black, but that's just me.

    I really don't have a problem with the latte revolution intrinsically, what do I care what you order? my problem is that it takes *so damn long for you to order* that I have to wait in line ten minutes for my 5-second "coffee black no sugar."


    -steve

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    Let's see if this works...an oldie, but moldy:

    http://www.illwillpress.com/sml.html
    °”rale, vato!

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    I like my coffee like I like my women. Black, with extra sugar.....
    This is the worst pain EVER!

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    I'm sipping on a delicious Soy latte right now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by encore View Post
    I'm sipping on a delicious Soy latte right now!
    Queer.
    This is the worst pain EVER!

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    I can't stand to see people order Extra sugar/Extra Cream/Extra flavor shot, Extra stick another pound into their fat ass. What's the point of ordering a coffee if there is barely any in it?
    I go with single shot of expresso anyday over coffee because to me it just tastes better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    Reason #1 I don't live in the Anglo Saxon world = you are allowed to enjoy life without being called a faggot.
    being able to order school girls panties out of a vending machine must get in the way of being a faggot.
    "The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" --Margaret Thatcher

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    Vente house, Kona or Columbian.
    Extra Hot
    Extra Black
    Extra caffiene...

    That's exactly how I order it.
    Makes the lovely young barista babes smile...

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    ...in a dirty paper cup with a pubic hair on the lid please...

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    I think we are finally getting a starfucks in town this summer. I have no use for them. There is a little tiny coffee house here, well two of them, and any time I walk into either, they already are working on my drink. God I love that. Four shots esspresso, topped off with BLACK coffee. Eat your insides and kill any worms that you may have in you. Starbucks won't last here. The anti-contingent is too great.


    Edit: Forgot the most important part of the morning ritual. You must, must must have caffeine and nicotine. Either a good healthy chew or a menthol smoke. I have also brewed coffee with a few good two finger dips thrown in there. MMMMMM sweet tasty baby jesus. I guess that is what I get for growing up in cow camps.
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    backcountry makes my wee wee tingle...
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    Wink

    Quote Originally Posted by Weed Man View Post
    None of these rules apply to women because they can't possibly understand something as complex as coffee or beer




    I've forgotten more about coffee or beer than you'll ever learn, fucking JONG!!

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    Lingonberry Preserves = the best thing at IKEA.

    I like Coffee. If an establishment has 3 sizes I don't give a fuck what kind of gay ass name they give them (Grande? Venti? Huh?) - I'd like a MEDIUM.

    In Miami you drink Cortados or Doble Espressos. I prefer the former, since I'm just "sensitive" enough to like cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve View Post
    americano?

    ameri-fuckin-cano?

    what the fuck is wrong with you?



    when i see a male over 30 ordering an americano i know right away he's a fucking idiot trying to show off ... but in a subdued way. it tastes like what it is - fucking watered down espresso. why the fuck would you want that??

    ...

    faggot.
    Exactly.

    Americano. (For some reason, I can't use emoticons, which makes me very angry, because I really want to use that blue-headed, sunglasses-wearing, head-shaking emoticon right now. Five times.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    And there is no need for 30 Dunkin stores per square mile.
    I was with you until this. We have no Dunkin Donuts here and that hurts my soul.

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