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Thread: Vegas Altoid Strip Encounter
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06-14-2004, 01:30 PM #1
Vegas Altoid Strip Encounter
So I'm in Vegas this past weekend. I'm receiving a dance and this chick (dressed in nurse theme) grabs one of my altoid strips and inserts it into her nether region. She was pretty worked up about it. I guess it burns a little.
Has anyone ever tried said technique with a lady friend? I'm curious if I should bring that to the bedroom next time I gets mines....."Oh yeah...and she gave me her number too!"
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06-14-2004, 02:07 PM #2
It's the menthol in the strip that caused her to go nuts. Just pop one before you go down on your lady freind.
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06-14-2004, 02:27 PM #3
Same thing works with menthol halls, btw. Last longer too.
Skiing, where my mind is even if my body isn't.
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06-14-2004, 03:57 PM #4
Yeouch!!!
I don't know, maybe some ladies are "hardier" than others... but I would think twice before you go putting any menthol strips in your lady friend's netherland if she's not a "professional."
Perhaps dissolving said mint in your mouth as Sublime suggested might bring a nicer outcome.
Just "inserting" a female point of view here...
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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06-15-2004, 07:35 AM #5
thanks for "inserting" your point of view Snowsprite!! I'll probably stick with the more reliable whipped cream and honey from now on....
"Oh yeah...and she gave me her number too!"
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06-15-2004, 03:05 PM #6Zen Master
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wow, despite trying as hard as I could, it appears as though I have lived a pretty sheltered life.
Never, ever has anything like this come even remotely close to happening to me. I'm not really sure I want it too for that matter.
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06-15-2004, 04:11 PM #7
bring em.
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06-16-2004, 02:54 PM #8drowned in the mainstream
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Holy crap.
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06-16-2004, 05:52 PM #9Originally posted by jdabasin
thanks for "inserting" your point of view Snowsprite!! I'll probably stick with the more reliable whipped cream and honey from now on....
whipped cream?!?! ech
hot salty & dairy do not mix!!!
olive oil, yum.
& for your own minty pleasure have yo lady sip on some creme de menthe or pepermint schnapps pre blowinyya!
cool fresh YA HOOOO!
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06-17-2004, 08:51 AM #10
olive oil......hmmmm. interesting.
ever take a creamed corn bath? its hard to ignore the gag reflex but after that it's all butta if yer lady is down with it!!"Oh yeah...and she gave me her number too!"
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06-17-2004, 02:04 PM #11
do you buy many individual cans of creamed corn..or have it chuted down through a window concrete truck style?
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06-17-2004, 03:40 PM #12
Mmmmm...creamed cornnnnn...
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06-18-2004, 11:15 AM #13
last night my lady comes home & i'm sittin on the floor eatin creamed corn, drinkin PBR , & watchin VH1's top 100 hard rock artists ( I think Motorhead was on when she came in)
she stops & looks @ me & says
" honey when did we move into the trailer park"
doubt shes down
there is a place in Denver that does creamed corn wrestling though if thats your thing....
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06-18-2004, 11:51 AM #14Originally posted by Woodsy
" honey when did we move into the trailer park"
Were there creamed corn nuggets scattered over your white undershirt?
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06-18-2004, 12:18 PM #15Fucking Modarater
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This one time at band camp, (Ok, it wasn’t band camp but,) I had a Dentyne cinnamon gum episode.
I was down there and lost it... up there
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06-18-2004, 12:36 PM #16Originally posted by Spats
Bwa!
Were there creamed corn nuggets scattered over your white undershirt?
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06-18-2004, 01:30 PM #17Originally posted by Woodsy
there is a place in Denver that does creamed corn wrestling though if thats your thing....More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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06-18-2004, 01:31 PM #18suede demin secret police
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vagisil needs to market their own version of a fresh strip.
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06-18-2004, 01:36 PM #19Fucking Modarater
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Originally posted by Tap
yeah, but did you tell her about it?
Never heard a word about it either
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06-18-2004, 01:40 PM #20Originally posted by non grata
vagisil needs to market their own version of a fresh strip.
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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06-18-2004, 01:41 PM #21suede demin secret police
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Originally posted by Spicoli
Oh hell no.
Never heard a word about it either
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06-18-2004, 03:12 PM #22Originally posted by Crinkle
sounds like we should do our wednesday night drinking club there one of these weeks.
so I bet if you cal them you could get a schedule.
Hell sign J up on the ameteur bill!
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06-30-2004, 11:36 PM #23Originally posted by frozenwater
Never, ever has anything like this come even remotely close to happening to me. I'm not really sure I want it too for that matter.
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07-10-2004, 01:59 AM #24
Mouthwash can have interesting effects, also.
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08-01-2004, 12:55 PM #25Head down, push foreword
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anyone remember that '80s candy Pop Rocks.
its still around.
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