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  1. 06-09-2008, 10:50 PM #1
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    As if we don't have enough things to waste time on...

    Here's a good little time-waster. Supposedly AF pilots do this and are required to get to two minutes. My best time is 25.926 seconds. Anything over 18 seconds is supposed to be pretty good. Have fun...

    http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html
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  2. 06-10-2008, 12:06 AM #2
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    15.859 seconds but I'm using a laptop touchpad. It would be way easier with a real mouse.
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    18.65 jesus christ thats annoying.


    it does the same thing each time...there's a pattern...one tricky little move at 11.2ish involving the rectangle,a nd another at about 16.5ish, also involving our nemesis the rectangle. Trick to the second one is dont stay in the top left corner OR the middle, or else you'll be fucking trapped.


    God damn this game. God damn it to hell.



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  4. 06-10-2008, 01:30 AM #4
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    Here's another one of my personal favorite mind-numbing, make-your-eyes-relax-into-that-fuzzy-state-of-sweet-brain-cells-killing-themselves:

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    http://www.transience.com.au/el/elgameo.html
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  5. 06-10-2008, 09:08 AM #5
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  6. 06-10-2008, 09:13 AM #6
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    heh, first try: .334 seconds. second try:: .333 seconds.

    Fuck that.
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  7. 06-10-2008, 09:20 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    heh, first try: .334 seconds. second try:: .333 seconds.

    Fuck that.
    I phoned Buck Turgidson at Burpelson AFB and he reckons you had the reactions of a 'goddamn darted sloth'.
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    Actually I think my reflexes were so fast that my computer couldn't keep up, both times the cursor came off the square and the square just sat there and got crushed. It was like I was in the Matrix, but not in a good way.
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    This happens to me when I indulge in the physical act of love.
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    Remember those top-down Nintendo shooters like 1942 and Raiden? This is basically the same drill. Only less complicated.
    that's all i can think of, but i'm sure there's something else...
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    22.022 on the first try ~ consistent 18's ever since.
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    I can't get better thatn 13 seconds because I keep touching the edge. I'll never be a fighter pilot.

    In other news, I avoid car accidents and spare pedestrians often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roo View Post
    This happens to me when I indulge in the physical act of love.
    you mean coitus?
    Craig Kelly is my co-pilot.

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  15. 06-10-2008, 11:03 AM #15
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    26.125.....once. Haven't been north of 22 since.
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  16. 06-10-2008, 11:07 AM #16
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    41.36 seconds. ugh. 41.61.

    I'll go back to living in my bubble now.
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