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  1. 06-02-2008, 12:50 PM #1
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    So, after a pretty intense last few days I had this morning to sleep in. I forgot to turn the alarm off so at 6:30am I get awoken to the blare. No biggy, turn it off, amble downstairs, walk on the porch and take a whizz off the deck. Head back upstairs, crawl back into bed and begin to saw wood. Not much longer I get woke up to the house shake, rattlin' and rollin'! Don't know the size of the quake but it was enough to shake the house and I heard some slight dish clattering (nothing fell off the shelf!)

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    ^^^Yeah, I do live on a lake and have lots of ducks around. Little bastards are so of ginger they shake the house.
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    Couldn't resist....

    Does it counteract the Parkinson's shaking?

    Sorry.
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    You do make a good point. But no, being able to take a whizz off your front porch is a rite of passage and one I believe is in the senate to amend the Bill of Rights, something about the right to keep and bare (no spelling mistake there) pee arms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Couldn't reseist....

    Does it counteract the Parkinson's shaking?

    Sorry.
    PURE FUCKING GOLD!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nanuq View Post
    You do make a good point. But no, being able to take a whizz off your front porch is a rite of passage and one I believe is in the senate to amend the Bill of Rights, something about the right to keep and bare (no spelling mistake there) pee arms.
    Hunter Thompson talked about it in "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail" and that was pretty much his take and who am I to disagree with HST?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nanuq View Post
    You do make a good point. But no, being able to take a whizz off your front porch is a rite of passage and one I believe is in the senate to amend the Bill of Rights, something about the right to keep and bare (no spelling mistake there) pee arms.

    Legislation sponsored by Larry Craig, no doubt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nanuq View Post
    You do make a good point. But no, being able to take a whizz off your front porch is a rite of passage and one I believe is in the senate to amend the Bill of Rights, something about the right to keep and bare (no spelling mistake there) pee arms.
    Yes... for most people... but when YOU trying to hold your dick with the shakes probably looks you are jacking off...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    Yes... for most people... but when YOU trying to hold your dick with the shakes probably looks you are jacking off...
    who says I'm not? They're my goodies, I can play with 'em if I want...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Couldn't resist....

    Does it counteract the Parkinson's shaking?

    Sorry.
    AWWW, I wanted that joke. Was it rattling more then your mothers vagina when she gave birth to you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Hunter Thompson talked about it in "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail" and that was pretty much his take and who am I to disagree with HST?
    How was "FandL on the Campaign Trail"? I read "Las Vegas" and "Hells angels," but haven't yet picked up any other HST.
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    Are you sure it was the house, and not just you?

    Fucking PNWbrit beat me with the Parkinson's joke, but I don't know the next time you might fall into a newly opened fissure, so I'm going to use it here anyway.
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    Thanks for the giant Panama Canal picture apropos of nothing, you moron.

    PA, it's worth a read. It's not as good as F and L in Las Vegas, imo, but it's classic HST, so it's a cultural artifact that you should know, at the very least. Plus there's some funny shit in there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Thanks for the giant Panama Canal picture apropos of nothing, you moron.

    PA, it's worth a read. It's not as good as F and L in Las Vegas, imo, but it's classic HST, so it's a cultural artifact that you should know, at the very least. Plus there's some funny shit in there.
    Ice, I think he is just trying to make the new banner add over there --->
    disappear.

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