George W causes Warts and Hemmoroids says Center for Disease Control

[Nanuq]

As if things weren't bad enough, now they are telling us that prolonged exposure to George W causes warts, Hemmoroids, and possibly chronic halitosis.

Also, the CDC is conducting tests to the hypthesis that prolonged exposure to McCain gives you the syph.

[Nathan Explosion]

So, what you're saying is...you have warts and hemorrhoids, and don't want to admit how you actually got them?

I mean, I understand you feel like we need to know everything about you, but I really didn't need to know about, well, either of those two things in relation to your person.

[Nanuq]

HERETIC! You may laugh this off, but just one 30 second spot on CNN to George W related events is enough to cause painful roids to develop!

Chuckle and giggle now, but the CDC doesn't fuck around with these public warnings.

[summit]

So you are saying that women are medically safer touching these gross politicians than you?

[Nanuq]

no no Summit, they are in the same danger as I am if we touch him or are exposed to him. Check your grammatical structure there Ace!