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05-31-2008, 10:03 PM #1
George W causes Warts and Hemmoroids says Center for Disease Control
As if things weren't bad enough, now they are telling us that prolonged exposure to George W causes warts, Hemmoroids, and possibly chronic halitosis.
Also, the CDC is conducting tests to the hypthesis that prolonged exposure to McCain gives you the syph."If it had taken any effort I wouldn't have done it at all. I mean it. I wouldn't have done anything" - B. Kelso
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05-31-2008, 10:04 PM #2
So, what you're saying is...you have warts and hemorrhoids, and don't want to admit how you actually got them?
I mean, I understand you feel like we need to know everything about you, but I really didn't need to know about, well, either of those two things in relation to your person.
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05-31-2008, 10:08 PM #3
HERETIC! You may laugh this off, but just one 30 second spot on CNN to George W related events is enough to cause painful roids to develop!
Chuckle and giggle now, but the CDC doesn't fuck around with these public warnings."If it had taken any effort I wouldn't have done it at all. I mean it. I wouldn't have done anything" - B. Kelso
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05-31-2008, 10:47 PM #4
So you are saying that women are medically safer touching these gross politicians than you?
Last edited by Summit; 05-31-2008 at 11:00 PM.
Originally Posted by blurred
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05-31-2008, 11:12 PM #5
no no Summit, they are in the same danger as I am if we touch him or are exposed to him. Check your grammatical structure there Ace!
"If it had taken any effort I wouldn't have done it at all. I mean it. I wouldn't have done anything" - B. Kelso
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