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    Fridays Padded Room special collection of junk that more than likely will be NSFW

    A short story

    Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

    You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night...

    You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover....

    You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night....

    You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

    You circle the car looking for dents and find none...

    But....

    Wait a minute....




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    A short quiz

    Question: What kind of bow is this?





    Answer: Who Gives a Shit?

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    Thats a mathews single cam with a 5lb draw weight so she can pull it around those big muscles of hers.
    Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch

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    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

    "REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"

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    There was a bow?
    backcountry makes my wee wee tingle...
    "What was once a mighty river. Now a ghost." Edward Abbey
    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    It's not wyoming...it's Jackson.
    Different rules apply.
    My Adventures

    "Feeling good is good enough."

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    And my personal favorite...

    Last edited by leroy jenkins; 05-30-2008 at 11:50 AM.
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    "We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats

    "I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso

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    I have no idea why my pictures aren't working. Bah humbug. If you really want to see them, copy and past them into your addres bar.

    Some of them were cool too.

    EDIT: I figured it out, just had to open the images in another window first.
    Last edited by leroy jenkins; 05-30-2008 at 11:51 AM.
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    "We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats

    "I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post



    I have no idea why my pictures aren't working. Bah humbug. If you really want to see them, copy and past them into your addres bar.

    Some of them were cool too.
    Because you posted the .htm (hyper text markup) url, not the image urls...

    Edit: Are you trying to post the text portion of those stories? Or the small pic at near the bottom of the page?
    Last edited by timvwcom; 05-30-2008 at 11:04 AM.
    If some of the best times of my life were skiing the UP in -40 wind chill with nothing but jeans, cotton long johns and a wine flask to keep warm while sleeping in the back of my dad's van... does that make me old school?

    "REHAB SAVAGE, REHAB!!!"

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    back on track...


    After what he's been through, this young man is lucky to be alive.


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    So far Frank Zappa wins.
    He who has the most fun wins!

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    Anybody else notice the UGA belt on the chick with the bow? Maybe that's what my gf was talking about when she said I ignored her during football season...
    "Last one to the bottom is a Coward"

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    advres Guest

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    Quote Originally Posted by comish View Post
    So far Frank Zappa wins.
    OK, I can understand why you wrote that.
    But tits and cleavage, especially on a body such as that below, are impervious to anything but first place:




    God is that fucking fantastic.
    Every man dies. Not every man lives.
    You don’t stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.

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    Apology

    Hi!

    I am sorry for any possible past transgressions where I may have been guilty
    of posting inappropritae attachments - some of these were sexist and other
    were just plain erotica - again I am truly sorry if I have caused any offence!.


    It is my intention from now on to change my ways and post only positive
    materials - temples, churches, The Arts – and NATURE PHOTOGRAPHS and
    environmentally friendly items.


    I have started with a a photograph of a Palm Tree - see the attached photo
    and enjoy the beauty of this wonderful tree and surrounding scenery!!








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    ˇÓrale, vato!

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    One more for the weekend

    I saw the first sign of summer today.



    Those open toe'd shoes are a dead giveaway!



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    Careful out there kids - don't wanna have any accidents


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    i had a good thing to post, but somebody edited my original link to it a year ago and i can't find it anymore. censorship!


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    WTF *IS* this?????

    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

    "I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls

    The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.

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    ^ spiders.

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    Close enough. It's friday somewhere.
    Todays tits review.





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    ok this is fucking awesome. All of it. Rock the fuck on.
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete... She is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones. It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say,











    Picabo, ICU.

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    Holy shit!

    Look at the wear on those headlight wiper blades.



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    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

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