Fridays Padded Room special collection of junk that more than likely will be NSFW

**72Twenty** · 09-06-2008, 12:25 AM

**72Twenty** · 09-06-2008, 11:23 PM

**HotCarl** · 09-08-2008, 01:30 PM

I just thought this pic was hot and that it belonged somewhere. My GF has the pink ones....

**Stone-Free** · 09-08-2008, 02:49 PM

Red Neck Tractor Pull

**beaterdit** · 09-08-2008, 05:01 PM

Jer?......

**MashedPotatoes** · 09-08-2008, 05:41 PM

here's the NSFW..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=swedish+chef

**Tunco** · 09-08-2008, 05:43 PM

A cool wolf shirt. Read the comments.

**Jim S** · 09-08-2008, 06:29 PM

/\/\

Oh shit, I have tears running down my face, I'm laughing so hard.

**timvwcom** · 09-08-2008, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by HotCarl

I just thought this pic was hot and that it belonged somewhere. My GF has the pink ones....

Think this subject needed more discussion...

**Phill** · 09-09-2008, 01:40 AM

Moronic Body Kit that scrapes with every turn: $1000
Awful custom paint job: $1500
Horrible sounding exhaust: $200
Rear spoiler that looks like it came off a boeing aircraft: $600
still not being able to drive worth a damn: priceless.

**barnescli** · 09-09-2008, 01:49 AM

^^^^ i just wasted 2 min. of my life,
I thought he would at least wreck or something. That was some shitty driving. Was he supposed to drift through the course?

**Phill** · 09-09-2008, 01:52 AM

Originally Posted by barnescli

^^^^ i just wasted 2 min. of my life,
I thought he would at least wreck or something. That was some shitty driving. Was he supposed to drift through the course?

I don't think so. I think he was just supposed to navigate it as quickly as he could.

**72Twenty** · 09-09-2008, 10:25 PM

**AbsolutStoli** · 09-09-2008, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by FrankZappa

It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen.

Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others.

The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of brass - hence, Brass Monkeys.

Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.

Thus,it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that was just a vulgar expression, didn't you?

that was great!

**barnescli** · 09-09-2008, 11:08 PM

phill. you should cross post that in the fail thread

**WWCD** · 09-10-2008, 06:57 AM

**72Twenty** · 09-10-2008, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by WWCD

I don't know why, but this picture made me laugh for like 5 minutes.

**timvwcom** · 09-10-2008, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by 72Twenty

I don't know why, but this picture made me laugh for like 5 minutes.

I concur... but only a minute or so.

**beaterdit** · 09-10-2008, 09:46 PM

The kid in the tux scares me!

**Jim S** · 09-11-2008, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by beaterdit

The kid in the tux scares me!

His prom date was a size 14.

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**72Twenty** · 09-11-2008, 10:12 PM

**Tippster** · 09-11-2008, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by WWCD

Holy shit I'm crying....

**72Twenty** · 09-11-2008, 10:33 PM

**FrankZappa** · 09-19-2008, 09:55 AM

100 years ago

The Salida Record, Sept. 18, 1908:

When a man comes to Colorado from the east thinking he has hidden himself from his wife and his domestic troubles and that wife suddenly and unexpectedly puts in an appearance, it's a little hard upon the man isn't it?

Yet, this is what happened this week so the little birds say and people who are on the inside don't seem to be a little bit sorry for the man.

Strange, isn't it?