GANG-BANG: an SFW bike TR

[nick > jesus]

Date: 9:40pm May 24-6:00am May 25


location:


Summery:
This night was radder than any i had had in a while. Its hard to beat riding bikes with friends all night though the city. My team was rad, but we suck i guess. We did not take things too competitively, but that is not what i went out for.

We were given a list of object, and list of questions and a map at the start. on the map there were numbers and letters. at each number there was something that would help us answer a question. At each letter there was a sticker (they were hard to find) and we had to record the number for the location letter. We also had to collect things like a a rubbing of a cop's badge, a pint glass, a picture with a haggard drunk, an picture with a "lodo white hat bro", a tomato and other things

there were 6 hourly checkpoints, and there was a challenge at each one
they were:

11pm
Tug of War - Civic Center Park

12am
Pint Challenge - Rock Bar

1am
Hoola Hooping - 3 Kings Tavern

2am
Double Dare Garbage Challenge - Big M’s

3am
Kegstand - Michelle’s House

4am
Uphill Sprint- Kensing ct (short steep road)

My team, the Mascocks, got last of the 18 team that finished (woo we beat 4 teams by default!!!) The map had been divided into 4 pages and i knew we were failing failing when some one from another team asked me if we had finished any of the pages.

Overall Results
1) The Mighty Merkins - 197 points (They got wasted!)
2) No Motorhead - 151 points (Egghead Award, most points Get Educated JERK!)
3) Team Zissou - 147 points (Out of Town, Fort Collins)
4) Road Warriors - 143 points
5) New Berry Balls - 142 points (Team of orphans)
6) Hot for Teacher - 141 points
7) Deadwood - 135 points
8 ) Scrapmetal - 131 points
9) Ninja Death Squad of Death - 130 points
10) Shy Guys - 107 points
11) Scumfuck - 103 points
12) The Mighty Turtle - 99 points
13) Mangina - 92 points
14) KC & The Shotguns - 86 points
15) Funkin’ Wagle - 82 points
16) Space Doctors - 76 points
17) Single Speed Sultans - 50 points
18) Mascocks - 34 points

Mascocks =

Now On to the Photos (most are not taken by me)

9:30pm
the start
I'm on the right with the red patch here, sitting with my team




11pm
tug o' war
that was supposed to be track stand tug of war which is why i did not do this one (i suck at those)






1am
hula-hoops @ 3 kings
my team mate is on the left


she did not win


2am
our haggard drunk


3am
keg stands


5am-6am
the finish


Big Props to Jen and Juice for making this happen


the gaps will be filled in as photos surface

[kidwoo]

HAAHAAHAAA!!!!


That's flowtron's old house!

[nick > jesus]

no way!

26 and vine?

[kidwoo]

Nah it just looks like his. Similar porch and all the track bikes laying in the yard.

He used to have this habit of eating hipsters whenever they'd ride by his house. The guy's got a 30 foot forked tongue that he could use without even getting up from his rocking chair. You should see the pile of chick pants piled up in the back yard.

[Hugh Jass]

1. Looks like fun.
2. The dude with the beard, beret, and XXXS t-shirt is something.
3. Said dude also has a pink chain, and I can't believe I noticed it given the above.

26 and vine?

4. I wish I had known. I'd have scheduled a bomb drop for hipster eradication.

[CantDog]

You guys call yourselves hipsters? I don't see a single aerospoke wheel.

[kidwoo]

4. I wish I had known. I'd have scheduled a bomb drop for hipster eradication.

Meh

Look at the photos. None of the bike gatherings I ever go to have chicks.

The hipsters win.

[Andy_B]

You guys call yourselves hipsters? I don't see a single aerospoke wheel.

I think I see a bladed spoked wheel in the first photo, hint; it's the wheel that is the farthest west if your looking north.

Looks like fun.

I wish I had the stones to ride a 'cat race in detroit.

[nick > jesus]

I think I see a bladed spoked wheel in the first photo, hint; it's the wheel that is the farthest west if your looking north.

Looks like fun.

I wish I had the stones to ride a 'cat race in detroit.

that wheel is not bladed, it the cheapest track wheel set around ($100 for two built maviks), but there were about three aero wheels there, including one full carbon

i could not trust that wheel, 4 spokes all carbon, it felt breakable

I was bummed i missed the full ally cat the night before

[Daywalker]

Damn, wish I had known about this. I even had the ironical mustache going on on Sunday.

[adam]

did you guys go to a drone metal show afterwords?

looks like fun.

[nick > jesus]

did you guys go to a drone metal show afterwords?

looks like fun.

that was after the foreplay friday night

i think eli did

[squatch]

no gears allowed?

[300hp]

allycats are fun. hipsters are funny. this thread is not complete without rontele's account of what is hip in the hipster world.

looks like a bunch of fun riding around the city. Any hassle from the law?

[summit]

1am
hula-hoops @ 3 kings
my team mate is on the left


she did not win

The more important question is, did you win?

[jonski]

The more important question is, did you win?

I thought the same thing...

[Rontele]

nick,

a couple of questions: how were you able to participate in the drinking events if you're only 16?

and hunter, I could account for the current status of all things hip, but this picture pretty much sum up my thoughts


It includes

1) ironic face hair
2) girl jeans
3) pursuit handlebars
4) sidis
5) color coordinated fixies
6) spoke protectors

Welcome to Denver!

[CantDog]

You left out the ever popular 'empty gun holster'. (I totally thought that was a very dyke-y girl)

The only positive thing about this TR is in the house pic there is a girl on all fours. But given the dubious sexuality of the group, it could very well be a guy in manpris.

[skibuminwyo]

That looks like a lot of fun.... so does she.

[Rontele]

I'll just cut to the chase cause I know what all of you pervs are already thinking

[nick > jesus]

a couple new photos up

The more important question is, did you win?

i did not

You left out the ever popular 'empty gun holster'. (I totally thought that was a very dyke-y girl)

They were a team who's costumes were wild west theme

nick,

a couple of questions: how were you able to participate in the drinking events if you're only 16?
!

a) they thought i was 18 (not 17, curfew reasons)

b) they were super strict about under age drinking

Age Restrictions:
-All participants must be over 18 years old due to curfew laws.
-BUT if you’re under 18 and still want to race you must either:
A: Be in the company of a legal guardian
B: Have “a note, signed by the parent or guardian, dated for that night that clearly states the youth is allowed to be in the company of a specific adult.” (cite: DenverGov.org) And you must stay with that specific adult all night. If a cop picks you up and you’re not with that adult that cop’s bringing you home. Your mom’s gonna be pissed and your team gets disqualified. EDIT: I guess cops aren’t so nice anymore, they actually bring you to the station and hold you ’til morning, then momma comes and picks you up and kicks your ass.
-Only those over the age of 21 can drink, no exceptions.
-For those who are too young to drink or just simply don’t want to, we will provide an alcohol replacement for you to drink as if it were beer or liquor. Yum.

they had straight edge alternitives

this was the non alcohol version of a keg stand, V8 and OJ

[Daywalker]

4) sidis

They're Nikes, bub.

[nick > jesus]

looks like a bunch of fun riding around the city. Any hassle from the law?

I got pulled over a couple times for running lights etc. but i talked my way out

at each check point the cops drove by a few times, at the last one (5am house party) three cars rolled up, stopped, got out, checked us out, then left

i was more concerned about the gun shots from nearby at the 2am stop