I love big dumps, but WTF?????

[LIP]

WICHITA, Kan.—Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

[pappag]

Reminds me of that big dude from "Summer School" (great movie by the way).

Link for those questioning the story:
http://www.kansascity.com/news/break...ry/527676.html

[Doughnuts01]

go Kansas!!

[montanamike]

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

that's gonna take a genius to figure out. maybe tomorrow...

[cold_smoke]

wow.....just wow.

[yodaottis]

Maybe she just had a really, really, really good book?

[jepilot]

Living with my parents, I've been banished to the basement half bathroom which they have dubbed "Jepilot's Office." There have been some times after a long night of eating and drinking, but damn, never anything like this.

[Phill]

wait can some one explain to me what happened? her ass grew into the seat???

[iscariot]

This thread is useless without PICS!!!!

[GoEhuge]

Maybe she had a clinger and it wouldn't drop....

So was this woman super obese? Just a fatty who couldn't get off the pot? Regardless, cheers to her for making me laugh wicked hard.

[Mustafa]

wait can some one explain to me what happened? her ass grew into the seat???

HAHAHAHAHA

[AlpineJunkie]

Why don't they just let people like this die??? I mean these kinds of people are so fucking expensive to society. Any time up until the last century these people would just die and wither away like nature intended them to. It's fucking ridiculous that everybody has to work their asses off to keep these lazy people alive for no purpose at all except to cling to a miserable existence.

[depressed skier forced to be LA]

sometimes my legs are numb when i get up...but when i get up i leave the seat behind

[babybear]

soooo am I right in thinking that it seems like her ass just grew around the toilet seat?? that's messed up. I would never let my BF see me on the toilet. and bringing food into the bathroom-now that's just gross.

[Garrett]

sometimes my legs are numb when i get up...but when i get up i leave the seat behind

c'mon, sometimes it sticks a little...

[babybear]

Why don't they just let people like this die??? I mean these kinds of people are so fucking expensive to society. Any time up until the last century these people would just die and wither away like nature intended them to. It's fucking ridiculous that everybody has to work their asses off to keep these lazy people alive for no purpose at all except to cling to a miserable existence.

It's harsh, but I completely agree.....

[Art Shirk]

If she gave her boyfriend a bj in those two years, I think we are looking at the elusive "reverse blumpkin."

[MOHSHSIHd]

If she gave her boyfriend a bj in those two years, I think we are looking at the elusive "reverse blumpkin."

I mean she had to have, and they must have been the best BJs ever in history.....why the hell else would you "stay together" for two years like that?!?!?!

[montanaskier]

+1 for most fucked up story EVER.

[Mgof]

something similar happened to me around age 13. my dick grew around my hand...

[KungFu Eddie]

I just want to know where the boyfriend went to shit? The sink?

[Atlas Q. Powmonger]

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

[snowswine]

I will admit to drinking coffee on the shitter but how the fuck could she eat every meal like that!

I guess its probably time to clean the toilet.

[Kya]

What...the...fuck...?

[irul&ublo]

WICHITA, Kan.—....Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said....

Figures they'd call this guy in: