Crackhouse2 "Loaf Shout Out"

**Buzzworthy** · 05-21-2004, 02:09 PM

Originally posted by frozenwater
Nah, I figure after driving 6+ hours for the sole intent of going to a party, that I'm going to kind of take it easy, you know nice and mellow. Perhaps sing a song or two, you know.

Actually, I may be toning it down, I did at the Liver Killer, hell the girls got toasted and we had to take care of them.

But I could be wrong too, ya never know.

A round or two on the luge will be enough for me. I am not the liquor drinker like the rest of ya'll, so beers will be better.

I remember (vaguely) the luge we got in college. ONCE. Holy cow, does not matter what you shoot, it all is so damn cold you never taste it. Then they just keep flowing and flowing and .....

......then you are hurt.

**Crinkle** · 05-21-2004, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by Woodsy
board we are in the same age category so can we drink competively?
your wife would be stoked!

translation: "my liver is bigger than yours"

them's fighten words.

**board** · 05-21-2004, 02:21 PM

Woodsy I'm sure my wife will be stoked to know I'm challenging people to a drinking contest...designated driver is one thing baby sitting is another. That being said... LET"S GET STUPID ! ! ! !

**Crinkle** · 05-21-2004, 02:28 PM

yeah my last question/concern.....Does DM have cable in his pad so we can watch game 7 PHL v. TB?

**drugged_monkey** · 05-21-2004, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by Crinkle
yeah my last question/concern.....Does DM have cable in his pad so we can watch game 7 PHL v. TB?

Not only does he have cable, but he has a projector for the party as well.

You bitches are all going to pay. I made the largest, deadliest, jello-shot icecubed pitcher of water bottle death the world has ever seen.

**Buzzworthy** · 05-21-2004, 02:52 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, the Monkey has officially escaped!!!

Time to rock!!

**3o3** · 05-21-2004, 02:56 PM

Can't wait to meet the Utards. See you foos tomorrow night!

edit: Buzz, are you planning to ride? You're welcome to my board, if you want.

**Crinkle** · 05-21-2004, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by drugged_monkey
Not only does he have cable, but he has a projector for the party as well.

You bitches are all going to pay. I made the largest, deadliest, jello-shot icecubed pitcher of water bottle death the world has ever seen.

SCHWEET!!!

I don't think Sherpa will be around this time to knock it over and save all of us.

For those of you trying to avoid, this is what to look out for.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...l_DSC02482.JPG

**frozenwater** · 05-21-2004, 03:04 PM

If you look anything like your avatar 3o3, then I'm looking forward to meeting you too! --nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more...

I have been taking my liver out at night and putting it in a vat of rubbing alcohol to prepare for this event. I took a week long trip to hawaii and can only remember 4 hours of it, in preparation for this "event", I've killed 100's of hobos and have surgically connected thier lower digestive system to my nipples, in preparation for this event. I am now ready to party like it's 1999 for this event.

All I need to do now is pay 250K for some flowers and then wrap up some last minute open house stuff so my agent can sell my home while I'm gone and I'm outta here. (all of this is rather difficult with 145 yards of intestine connected to my nipples.)

woooHOOO!!!!

**Buzzworthy** · 05-21-2004, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by 3o3
Can't wait to meet the Utards. See you foos tomorrow night!

edit: Buzz, are you planning to ride? You're welcome to my board, if you want.

The Hardcoreness Mr. Drugged Monkey was talking about is the fact that we are leaving Sat morning from SLC, drinking in Denver Sat nite and then driving back Sunday to SLC when we feel ok.

Unfortunately, does not look like riding is happening for us, but I certainly do appreciate the offer. Looking forward to meeting you.

**drugged_monkey** · 05-21-2004, 03:11 PM

Oh there's no fruit this time. Fruit is good for you. I've replaced the fruit with clone embryos and "the specimen".

**board** · 05-21-2004, 03:14 PM

DM did you get the Stem Cells, ships mast, and plastic raincoat I requested ?

**drugged_monkey** · 05-21-2004, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by board
DM did you get the Stem Cells, ships mast, and plastic raincoat I requested ?

The raincoat fell through, but I was able to score a few pituitary glands and a litter of mice with human ears growing on their back. They're upstairs listening to "Avril". (Between you and me... I wonder if those ears even work.)

**phUnk** · 05-21-2004, 03:37 PM

I heart "the specimen"

**frozenwater** · 05-21-2004, 03:39 PM

So is my traveling freak show the only utards coming to this (besides the meat family of course)?

What the hell is wrong with you guys, I've met you, I know none of you have lives (looks at phunk).

Pansies, all of yea!

**drugged_monkey** · 05-21-2004, 04:22 PM

Any bets on how many "puke stops" the frozen caravan will make on it's way back to UT?

**Buzzworthy** · 05-21-2004, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by drugged_monkey
Any bets on how many "puke stops" the frozen caravan will make on it's way back to UT?

That is not funny Monkey Man!!!

**Crinkle** · 05-21-2004, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by drugged_monkey
Any bets on how many "puke stops" the frozen caravan will make on it's way back to UT?

the over/under is now 3.5

odds will be updated through saturday night/sunday before 4am.

**Buzzworthy** · 05-21-2004, 04:52 PM

And I am out. Next time I talk to yall, it shall be in Denver.

SLC bound now.

**gonzo** · 05-21-2004, 05:10 PM

git sum! bap bap bap....git sum! bap bap bap...

**frozenwater** · 05-21-2004, 05:17 PM

I figure the time lost in puke stops will be more than made up by the police chase that will ensue when woodsy "pretends" to offer a police officer a sex for beer swap.

No matter how many drunken road trips we go on, he never seems to learn.