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    My daughter rocks!!!

    This is my daughter Hannah...she rocks and she's a rippin skier...she's way funny too...last week we were skiing and in line we got paired up with a couple from NYC, while in line she kind of stumbled and almost fell over, the guy from NYC looked at her and said "oh is this your first day of skiing?" with the most insulted look on her face she looked at him and said "no, i've been skiing for 3 years"...I could tell she was pretty steamed then she looked at him and said "I'm probably a better skier than you are." He didn't know what to say to that, yeah that's my girl!!!
    oh so i guess i'm the asshole!

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    Your daughter is a brat. Seriously, you better get here to respect adults and have alittle humility or you will have a nightmare as a teenager.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crud's Uncle View Post
    Your daughter is a brat. Seriously, you better get here to respect adults and have alittle humility or you will have a nightmare as a teenager.
    She'd kick your ass too.
    oh so i guess i'm the asshole!

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    I'm rooting for your daughter in the fight.
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    your daughter does indeed rock.
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    Yeah? Well my daughter almost fell in line and a guy from NYC said, "I bet you suck at skiing". She shoved her pole through the bottom of his chin through his brain, killing him, then killed his ugly wife in the same way for "looking at her funny". Then she took the corpses to the ski shop, and held the techs hostage until they mounted the corpses with Dukes. She tours with the corpses every weekend.

    I'm scared to sleep at night.

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    You must be a proud daddy, no finer quality in a young lady than fighting skills.

    Good luck with that one, let me know how it works out in 20 years.
    Quote Originally Posted by shit sandwich View Post
    She'd kick your ass too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crud's Uncle View Post
    You must be a proud daddy, no finer quality in a young lady than fighting skills.

    Good luck with that one, let me know how it works out in 20 years.
    thanks for that capt'n serious

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    Be careful she doesn't grow up to be like the girl in your avatar. Wait, is that your wife?

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    That avatar actually belongs to someone else.


    BTW, your daughter"
    A. ROCKS
    B. Possibly could be lil' bit of a bitch.


    But I mean that in a great 'fuck you parobolic-man' way.
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    I thinks a cage match is in order.
    Sexual climax lasts mere moments; but Deep Powder is extended Nirvana.

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    Having the line "this is my daughter" right under your avatar gives the initial impression that this post is not going to a good place.

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    I can't help but think you purposely didn't use red eye reduction for a reason.

    I approve.



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    My daughter could kick your daughters ass......or something like that....I think I saw that on a bumper sticker. the red eyes blazin and the middle finger in that mitten crack me up!! Skiing with kids can be great. That guy from NYC is lucky he didn't get stabbed or wacked in the shins by your fiesty little critter's pole...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crud's Uncle View Post
    Your daughter is a brat. Seriously, you better get here to respect adults and have alittle humility or you will have a nightmare as a teenager.

    wow. this is about as straight edge as it gets. how about some respect for his daughter, who has done nothing to you? a brat? looks like she was probably just stating the obvious.

    so stop being such a douche nozzle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shit sandwich View Post
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    My daughter is out of control - WWMD?!?


    It's funny the first time a toddler says "shit" or "fuck" when something doesn't got their way, but you try not to laugh and don't encourage that behavior.

    Yeah, it was funny, and she's probably a great skier ... but do you really want her to think she can sass adults because of that?
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
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    I vote Brat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crud's Uncle View Post
    Your daughter is a brat. Seriously, you better get here to respect adults and have alittle humility or you will have a nightmare as a teenager.

    She dissed some asswipe NYC tourist...what has that got to do with respecting adults???

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    I vote brat.

    Perhaps the NYC guy was trying to start a friendly conversation and was about to give encouragement to a kid who can't stand up in a liftline.

    But she's got you wrapped around her middle finger,...and so hastens the decline of civilization.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbblacker View Post
    looks like she was probably just stating the obvious.
    Stating the obvious is not always appropriate or respectful.

    IMHO, her second comment was not appropriate or respectful. This is not something an adult should be advocating.

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    Guy's stoked about his confident rippin' girl taking charge of herself and people wants to digest it as bad parenting, being a brat, etc.?

    Lame.

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    She's a little ripper! I'd give her the blessing to shit talk to New Yorkers, I think anyone at any age is justified in doing that. And a little girl saying she's a better skier than an adult... well anyone who takes offense to that needs to chill out. I'd probably just laugh and respect the fact that she has a personality and clearly likes to ride.

    Crud'sUncle- you are a fucking tool. Let shitsandwich raise his kid. Judging that shes been on skis for 3 years, I'd say he's doing a pretty good job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio View Post
    Guy's stoked about his confident rippin' girl taking charge of herself and people wants to digest it as bad parenting, being a brat, etc.?

    Lame.
    well put.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio View Post
    Guy's stoked about his confident rippin' girl taking charge of herself and people wants to digest it as bad parenting, being a brat, etc.?

    Lame.
    if she was confident she wouldn't have had to say anything, you're confusing confidence with arrogance.

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    If the guy she spoke to was from Texas and not New York, would the outcome of this thread more than likely be a little different?

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