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  1. #151
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    If you'd all just stop staring at us and leave us alone, we'd blend into the scenery. But Oh Nooooooo .... you keep bringing it up, making us feel superior and all ... when of course, we're really retarded.

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    I love that video. Stereotypical telemarker: tight technical gear, non-technical terrain, skiing in helmet and sunglasses, wearing a huge pack with 3 levels deep of options and back-ups for a half day tour, still poodling his tele turns after years of "riding advanced", thinking he's a badass being in the backcountry, and skiing on too skinny of gear.

    Funny shit. I do think it's funny with his temper and breaking ski poles.

    Good thing I don't represent my sport in that manner; that's just feeding the fire of a bad image.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    If you'd all just stop staring at us and leave us alone, we'd blend into the scenery. But Oh Nooooooo .... you keep bringing it up, making us feel superior and all ... when of course, we're really retarded.
    Actually we stare becuase it's so hard to look away.


    Johnny's only sin was dispair

  4. #154
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxsnowskisquatch View Post
    Everyone is equal on the mountain no matter what you ride. Actully nevermind snowblades is the exception
    If everyone were equal, no one would excel, that's idealism,not reality.
    Calmer than you dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    I guess I need to get laid more than once or twice a year.

    you misunderstand ,as long as I still tele once or twice a year I am still a telemarker I just don't telemark very much BUT ... technicaly still screwable on an unlimited basis

    while she does claim false advertising as long as I get laid who cares eh?

  6. #156
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    Quote Originally Posted by yaadood View Post
    .................................................. ......"NOBODY CARES THAT YOU TELE"



    Nice bump, this thread is funny.
    There's nothing better than sliding down snow... flying through the air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beaterdit View Post



    Nice bump, this thread is funny.
    If I tele'd, these stickers would be my very next purchase.

  8. #158
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    A crew from telemarktips.com gave me a " Telemark skiing is stupid " sticker so I put it on my helmet , a great conversation starter on the chair

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    A crew from telemarktips.com gave me a " Telemark skiing is stupid " sticker so I put it on my helmet , a great conversation starter on the chair
    When I rode up the gondie at J-hole with Eric Henderson for the first time he was sporting a couple of those stickers.

    Since I had just started tele skiing (and it was my first year skiing) I didn't quite get it at first glance. But I love it now. I'd love one of those Michael stickers.

  10. #160
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    Just beat it!

    Now I know the context of that song.


    Johnny's only sin was dispair

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    Coexist man, way too much negative energy..
    Hate leads to the darkside...
    maybe rollerball is more your speed

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    ever since i was a young boy i wanted to ski like Michael Jackson - oo hoo!

    really who cares how you choose to slide down the mountain. i 3 pin a few days each year just to keep me on my toes - not pretty but it is a great tune up - and if i ever get on a groomed x-c course i rip on the hills!

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    Good Sticker!

    Alpine skiing is like driving a race car around a paved race track, where as telemark skiing is like driving your P.O.S. car pedal to the metal on random backroads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lrudholm36 View Post
    Good Sticker!

    Alpine skiing is like driving a race car around a paved race track, where as telemark skiing is like driving your P.O.S. car pedal to the metal on random backroads.
    yeah, but every once in a while, that POS is a full on sleeper that will blow the doors off almost everything run against it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeoMatt View Post
    yeah, but every once in a while, that POS is a full on sleeper that will blow the doors off almost everything run against it.

    ^^^
    That only happens in the movies.
    Johnny's only sin was dispair

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    I ski with a mixed group of rippers, gys and girls, tele, alpine and even an occasional boarder. I'm a tele skier now, but it don't matter to me, just as long as everyone can rip and have a great time with friends.

    I used to swap back and forth, but now I can ski with the best of them without a heel piece. Nobody cares in my group of friends.

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    the only thing dumber than tele

    is skiing for other people.

    who cares?

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    Quote Originally Posted by davygoat2 View Post
    Coexist
    Do you have one of those gay ass stickers on your car? If so, I'll bet money youre an uptight passive aggressive fucktard that hates anyone different than them, yet loves to pay lip service to 'tolerance'.

    People with coexist stickers are ALMOST as bad as tele skiers, although there is some overlap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    Do you have one of those gay ass stickers on your car? If so, I'll bet money youre an uptight passive aggressive fucktard that hates anyone different than them, yet loves to pay lip service to 'tolerance'.

    People with coexist stickers are ALMOST as bad as tele skiers, although there is some overlap.
    Actually, they should just put a caption underneath them -- "Better Than You".
    Gravity. It's the law.

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    If I knew how to alpine, I would.

    Telemarking is stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    Do you have one of those gay ass stickers on your car? If so, I'll bet money youre an uptight passive aggressive fucktard that hates anyone different than them, yet loves to pay lip service to 'tolerance'.
    Finally someone said it [lip service]!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by axebiker View Post
    People with coexist stickers are ALMOST as bad as tele skiers, although there is some overlap.
    I'm actively campaigning to bring the telemarking community to the straight only crowd and am petitioning the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" mandate for the community as well.


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    Will they still be able to keep their subys?
    Johnny's only sin was dispair

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    If I knew how to alpine, I would.
    no doubt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Deep View Post
    Will they still be able to keep their subys?
    Well I'll have to say yes to that since I'm too poor to afford an Audi All-road or BMW 325i Sport Wagon with AWD, and do own a Lesbaru (Outback Sport).

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    OK, but the rainbow sticker is gone, right?
    Johnny's only sin was dispair

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