New Member Scotsman50

**Arty50** · 02-12-2008, 01:35 AM

This place isn't big enough for the both of us...

...so I'm leaving. Bye.

**GapersGoHome** · 02-12-2008, 02:38 AM

FREEEEEEEEDOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

-William Wallace

**Sparky** · 02-12-2008, 08:42 AM

Ye Jacobites by name, lend an ear, lend an ear
Ye Jacobites by name, lend an ear
Ye Jacobites by name, your faults I will proclaim,
Your doctrines I must blame, you shall hear, you shall hear
Your doctrines I must blame, you shall hear

What is right and what is wrong, by the law, by the law ?
What is right and what is wrong, by the law ?
What is right and what is wrong, a short sword or a long
A weak arm or strong for to draw, for to draw
A weak arm or strong for to draw

What makes heroic strife famed afar, famed afar ?
What makes heroic strife famed afar ?
What makes heroic strife, to wet the assassin’s knife,
Or hunt a parent‘s life with bloody war, bloody war
Or hunt a parent‘s life with bloody war ?

Then leave your schemes alone in the state, in the state
Then leave our schemes alone in the state,
Then leave your schemes alone, adore the rising sun
And leave a man undone to his fate, to his fate
And leave a man undone to his fate

**PNWbrit** · 02-12-2008, 10:39 AM

Welcome!

Back?!

Scotsman50 is a good bloke and a worthy addition to this festering poo pile.

**Scotsman50** · 02-12-2008, 10:44 AM

Scotsman50 is a good bloke and a worthy addition to this festering poo pile.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for lying for me PNWbrit. Where do you want me to deposit the money or should I just wait and give it to you in the lift line?

**Crinkle** · 02-12-2008, 10:51 AM

JONG!!!!

-wanker wallace

i like the attitude on how you got here, sounds like you'll fit in, we'll keep you for now, since arty is apparently leaving

**skibuminwyo** · 02-12-2008, 11:02 AM

Learn to quote right, JONG

**GapersGoHome** · 02-12-2008, 11:02 AM

Welcome, by the way! And now, a friendly jab from an Irishman to a Scot.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and Mick Jagger?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"; a Scot says "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!"...

sheepfucker.

**Greydon Clark** · 02-12-2008, 11:24 AM

Man of Scots, I meet you on Christmas Eve at Crystal when I was skiing with Buster (who is down in Silverton and taking a break from the internets).

Please write all of you swears phonetically.

**Scotsman50** · 02-12-2008, 11:44 PM

Hey GapersGoHome

Your Irish relatives just called me, a MR. BEN DOON and PHIL MACAVITY to tell me about a concert that they just went to where U2 was playing in Glasgow, Scotland. Bono got on the stage and held his hand up for silence. The crowd grew silent and Bono started a slow hand clap and then said to the crowd, " Every time I clap my hands, someone in Africa dies". Suddenly , a voice shouts out in broad Scots. " Well stop doing it then, you evil bastard".

Potatoe masturbator

**Gregbo** · 02-13-2008, 02:00 PM

Welcome -
If you ski Crystal you can't be all bad....

**Tippster** · 02-13-2008, 02:38 PM

Well met, Laddie. From one Scot to another,

May the best ye've ever seen
Be the worst ye'll ever see
May a moose ne'er leave yer girnal
Wi' a tear drap in his e'e
May ye aye keep hale an' he'rty
Till ye're auld eneuch tae dee
May ye aye be jist as happy
As we wish ye aye tae be