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  1. #1
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    Thumbs down What the Fak is wrong with John Ashcroft??

    Tommy Chong has been busted and sentenced to jail for nine months for selling bongs via his internet company Nice Dreams. He was busted for breaking a 1994 law forbidding the sale of "drug" paraphanalia across state lines. This law has never been enforced in California until now. It is being enforced through an Ashcroft led initiative know as "Operation Pipe Dreams". Undercover cops ordered bongs from his company based in Gardena Ca and had them sent to a bogus address in PA. More undercovers purchased bongs from a PA head shop, where Chong was making an apperance and had the audacity to get Chong's autograph on the bongs and on T-shirts purchased at the shop.

    If this isn't straight out of a CHeech and Chong movie I don't know what is. What is happening to this country?!?!

    Aren't we supposed to be after terrorists or some schite??

    I'll smoke one for you Tommy.
    "Do you know what PBR stands for? Delicious."

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    Re: What the Fak is wrong with John Ashcroft??

    Originally posted by SkiDawg93546


    Aren't we supposed to be after terrorists or some schite??

    You and AG Asscrack... er... Ashcroft have very different ideas of what consitutes a terrorist.

    You might consider a suicide bomber a terrorist.

    John Ashcroft had some shithead who was running a meth lab charged with "manufacturing chemical weapons" under the new terrorism laws.

    The US-AG is a man who calls dancing "devils palsy" and is deathly afraid of calico cats.

    Missouri elected a dead man governor in leui of Ashcroft. He was appointed US-AG.
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    John Ashcroft is a facist piece of shite. Not to get personal or anything. He doesn't belong in government. He is also making it very hard on doctors who treat patients with chronic pain. He was appointed by Bush who also doesn't belong in government. Next election we'd better wake up and get rid of these people.
    In drove this drunken madman and stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket!

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    Re: What the Fak is wrong with John Ashcroft??

    Originally posted by SkiDawg93546


    I'll smoke one for you Tommy.
    Yeah me- I MEAN! I don't smoke anymore. Damn, sure wish I did...
    No.

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    How far will it go?

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    I can watch steep concrete's avatar for 10 minutes @ a time.

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    Originally posted by mud
    I can watch steep concrete's avatar for 10 minutes @ a time.
    Contrary to what he posted earlier, I think you can see a bit of nipple under her left hand. At least I think so...

    BobMc

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    By Cracky I think your right!
    "Do you know what PBR stands for? Delicious."

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    speaking of steepconcrete's avatar, does anyone have the link to that porn site where the chick flashes you and her boobs bounce? its awsome and i want to see it again. someone for the love of god link me

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    Does this look like Satan to you?

    If it does, you should probably not be appointed to one of the most powerful posts in the federal government.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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