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04-07-2006, 10:37 AM #676
don't you people have jobs?
Believe.
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04-07-2006, 10:37 AM #677
I don't really care at all if I am the last to post on a "thread".
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04-07-2006, 10:42 AM #678who guards the guardians?
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Now it's time for y'all to concede
my i-net attack has made ya bleedI'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.
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04-07-2006, 10:52 AM #679Originally Posted by bigtrubsI'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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04-07-2006, 11:01 AM #680who guards the guardians?
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Inject a little flavor into this situation
Put your hands up in the TGR nation
Ingenuity keeps us unemployed
Shouts out to all those deployed
Not everyone here supports the war
just remember what y'all are here for
Don't care much if you believe in Jesus
But we will clown you if you ride the short bus
It's all about the snow being out to enjoy it
And silly stuff like this last post bullshitI'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.
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04-07-2006, 11:20 AM #681
Is this thread over yet?
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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04-07-2006, 11:22 AM #682
Nope, there's still time for me to kill this thread... DIE!!!
Originally Posted by RootSkier
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04-07-2006, 11:24 AM #683
This is the end...my only friend, the end.
To have a great adventure and survive requires good judgment. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience, of course, is the result of poor judgment. -Geoff Tabin
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04-07-2006, 11:28 AM #684
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04-07-2006, 11:30 AM #685who guards the guardians?
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New contenders burst out on the scene
Like Lotto with a dollar and a dream
You can aspire to remain the last post
But I flame your asses like burnt rump roast
I know you want to come out to play
Like Eastwood 'Make my Day'
I'm the survivor with rhymes to the max
I see you trying but your posts just lacks
Imagination, innovation is missing
soon enough my ass you'll be kissingI'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.
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04-07-2006, 11:33 AM #686
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04-07-2006, 11:36 AM #687
This thread will not end with midget soft-core porn.
To have a great adventure and survive requires good judgment. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience, of course, is the result of poor judgment. -Geoff Tabin
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04-07-2006, 11:37 AM #688who guards the guardians?
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My ass is rounder to amazing proportion
El Chuapa's hoes don't inspire devotion
Gaze at my seat it's your time to worship
bow down to the curve of my hip
time to retire, you know it's true
against my affront you know not what to do
Like biggie's hoes you're screaming one more chance
you know it's done now it's time to dance
Shake your bootie to the booming baseline
Before you know it you're out of timeI'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.
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04-07-2006, 11:44 AM #689
Frustrated I touch that spot , so dry and wet
I rub it until I'm satisfied
But I hunger for more
It still remains the obsession
It won't be complete until erased
I rub vigourously until it's gone
Ohhh....perfect all gone
I get out the vacum hoover and suck that shit till nothing is left
Clean as a whistle I run my fingers through the moist bristles
The grape juice stain is gone
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04-07-2006, 11:45 AM #690
Go Trayc
yeah trayc
BROOKLYN IN THE MOTHAFUKKKIN HOUSE!!!!
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04-07-2006, 11:45 AM #691who guards the guardians?
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I'm going off I'm throwing down in here
My persistance is the thing you fear
Your resistance like the borgs said, futile
I'm lasting longer cause my rhymes more virile
No need for supplements wont need cialis
one glance at me will take you into bliss
I won't give up like Rolling Stones up in Shanghi
Like Keith Richards this thread refuse to die
You never thought I'd put those gezzers in my rap?
I'm watching CNN and plus I got it like thatI'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.
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04-07-2006, 11:46 AM #692Originally Posted by Woodsy
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04-07-2006, 11:50 AM #693Originally Posted by bigtrubs
But, I really need a nap.Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.
The things you find on the net.
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04-07-2006, 11:51 AM #694
Did I win?!?!
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04-07-2006, 11:51 AM #695who guards the guardians?
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Let me remix that sorry rhyme that Tip said
Wake up your sleepy heads get out of your bed
Get on the floor, but wait I hear you got some juice stain
Your so embarrased, that jizz spot blows your brain
Forgot to clean up and now you got guests here
Your wife is screamin at you all you say is, Yes Dear
You bought the Hoover but you should have bought a Dyson
I knocked your rap out like my name is Mike TysonI'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.
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04-07-2006, 11:55 AM #696
i misss the bacon apreciation thread
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04-07-2006, 11:55 AM #697
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04-07-2006, 11:57 AM #698who guards the guardians?
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I got a fan in here goes by the name of Woodsy
He's new to NYC and came here for his baby
Last night he said that I should try a Vodka Tonic
This morning woke up like I had been smoking chronic
My head was banging like a James Brown bassline
When I woke up I checked to see if I was still fine
Got confirmation from mirror in the bathroom
It told me last posters were headed for the final doom
Can we push this thread up to 700 posts?
You know it's possible with me it ain't no boast.I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.
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04-07-2006, 11:59 AM #699
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123456Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.
The things you find on the net.
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04-07-2006, 12:00 PM #700
Um...Page 29?
To have a great adventure and survive requires good judgment. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience, of course, is the result of poor judgment. -Geoff Tabin
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