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  1. #701
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    I want oneof these

    I resolve PC issues remotely. Need to get rid of all that pr0n you downloaded on your work laptop? Or did you just get a ton of viruses from searching for "geriatic midget sex"? Either way I can fix them. PM Me for maggot prices.

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  2. #702
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    What? Whaaat? Yeeeahhh...
    To have a great adventure and survive requires good judgment. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience, of course, is the result of poor judgment. -Geoff Tabin

  3. #703
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    I will now kill this thread the same way I've killed many others: with a pithy remark that falls far short of relevance or interest:

    It seems like the good swimmers hit the Downtown YMCA in the morning (7-10am), whereas the afternoon (4-6pm) session is crowded with dog-paddling gapers. Although I like feeling like a rockstar in the afternoons, I truly think the key to losing my gut and being able to hang with the Utards during the next Mini lies in an early humility lesson...

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    QED.
    If Woodsy can quote himself then so can I - the above was my first contribution to this important thread.

  4. #704
    bklyn is offline who guards the guardians?
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    45 seconds is the time I have to wait
    Until I post again with more lyricial bait
    In the meantime your there trying to figure out
    How you could beat me while I hook you like a trout
    Gasping for air your gills start to fail
    Like 55 degrees on slope you have to bail
    My rhymes are falling down like avalance debris
    You can't defeat me I'm the hottest mc
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

  5. #705
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    Sticky? no shit...
    To have a great adventure and survive requires good judgment. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience, of course, is the result of poor judgment. -Geoff Tabin

  6. #706
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    I resolve PC issues remotely. Need to get rid of all that pr0n you downloaded on your work laptop? Or did you just get a ton of viruses from searching for "geriatic midget sex"? Either way I can fix them. PM Me for maggot prices.

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  7. #707
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    I heart frozen's beltbuckle

  8. #708
    bklyn is offline who guards the guardians?
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    Currently in Brooklyn but I'm not a native
    Bronx is my borough but still I'm not sated
    I got to rep from the NYC
    No one on TGR can ever touch me
    It's time for lunch don't know what to eat
    I'll shake the bootie to the Boogie down beat
    Might have some salmon with a bit of wasabi
    Or maybe halibut with saffron sauce, you hear me?
    Don't eat bacon but I hear you like it fried
    Some of you wish this thread had already died
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

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