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  1. #676
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    don't you people have jobs?
    Believe.

  2. #677
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    I don't really care at all if I am the last to post on a "thread".

  3. #678
    bklyn is offline who guards the guardians?
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    Now it's time for y'all to concede
    my i-net attack has made ya bleed
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

  4. #679
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtrubs
    don't you people have jobs?
    No. Do you? Now start rapping.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

  5. #680
    bklyn is offline who guards the guardians?
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    Inject a little flavor into this situation
    Put your hands up in the TGR nation
    Ingenuity keeps us unemployed
    Shouts out to all those deployed
    Not everyone here supports the war
    just remember what y'all are here for
    Don't care much if you believe in Jesus
    But we will clown you if you ride the short bus
    It's all about the snow being out to enjoy it
    And silly stuff like this last post bullshit
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

  6. #681
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    Is this thread over yet?
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

  7. #682
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    Nope, there's still time for me to kill this thread... DIE!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier
    You should post naked pictures of this godless heathen.

  8. #683
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    This is the end...my only friend, the end.
    To have a great adventure and survive requires good judgment. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience, of course, is the result of poor judgment. -Geoff Tabin

  9. #684
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    Muhuhuhhuaaahahaaahaaa!
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  10. #685
    bklyn is offline who guards the guardians?
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    New contenders burst out on the scene
    Like Lotto with a dollar and a dream
    You can aspire to remain the last post
    But I flame your asses like burnt rump roast
    I know you want to come out to play
    Like Eastwood 'Make my Day'
    I'm the survivor with rhymes to the max
    I see you trying but your posts just lacks
    Imagination, innovation is missing
    soon enough my ass you'll be kissing
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

  11. #686
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    Quote Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
    soon enough my ass you'll be kissing
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  12. #687
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    This thread will not end with midget soft-core porn.
    To have a great adventure and survive requires good judgment. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience, of course, is the result of poor judgment. -Geoff Tabin

  13. #688
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    My ass is rounder to amazing proportion
    El Chuapa's hoes don't inspire devotion
    Gaze at my seat it's your time to worship
    bow down to the curve of my hip

    time to retire, you know it's true
    against my affront you know not what to do
    Like biggie's hoes you're screaming one more chance
    you know it's done now it's time to dance
    Shake your bootie to the booming baseline
    Before you know it you're out of time
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

  14. #689
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    Frustrated I touch that spot , so dry and wet
    I rub it until I'm satisfied
    But I hunger for more
    It still remains the obsession
    It won't be complete until erased
    I rub vigourously until it's gone
    Ohhh....perfect all gone
    I get out the vacum hoover and suck that shit till nothing is left
    Clean as a whistle I run my fingers through the moist bristles
    The grape juice stain is gone

  15. #690
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    Go Trayc
    yeah trayc
    BROOKLYN IN THE MOTHAFUKKKIN HOUSE!!!!

  16. #691
    bklyn is offline who guards the guardians?
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    I'm going off I'm throwing down in here
    My persistance is the thing you fear
    Your resistance like the borgs said, futile
    I'm lasting longer cause my rhymes more virile
    No need for supplements wont need cialis
    one glance at me will take you into bliss
    I won't give up like Rolling Stones up in Shanghi
    Like Keith Richards this thread refuse to die
    You never thought I'd put those gezzers in my rap?
    I'm watching CNN and plus I got it like that
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    Go Trayc
    yeah trayc
    BROOKLYN IN THE MOTHAFUKKKIN HOUSE!!!!
    cuz thats how she does it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtrubs
    don't you people have jobs?
    Yes, Infact I do.

    But, I really need a nap.
    Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.

    The things you find on the net.

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    Did I win?!?!

  20. #695
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    Let me remix that sorry rhyme that Tip said
    Wake up your sleepy heads get out of your bed
    Get on the floor, but wait I hear you got some juice stain
    Your so embarrased, that jizz spot blows your brain
    Forgot to clean up and now you got guests here
    Your wife is screamin at you all you say is, Yes Dear
    You bought the Hoover but you should have bought a Dyson
    I knocked your rap out like my name is Mike Tyson
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

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    i misss the bacon apreciation thread
    I resolve PC issues remotely. Need to get rid of all that pr0n you downloaded on your work laptop? Or did you just get a ton of viruses from searching for "geriatic midget sex"? Either way I can fix them. PM Me for maggot prices.

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  23. #698
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    I got a fan in here goes by the name of Woodsy
    He's new to NYC and came here for his baby
    Last night he said that I should try a Vodka Tonic
    This morning woke up like I had been smoking chronic
    My head was banging like a James Brown bassline
    When I woke up I checked to see if I was still fine
    Got confirmation from mirror in the bathroom
    It told me last posters were headed for the final doom
    Can we push this thread up to 700 posts?
    You know it's possible with me it ain't no boast.
    I'm just a simple girl trying to make my way in the universe...
    I come up hard, baby but now I'm cool I didn't make it, sugar playin' by the rules
    If you know your history, then you would know where you coming from, then you wouldn't have to ask me, who the heck do I think I am.

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    Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.

    The things you find on the net.

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    Um...Page 29?
    To have a great adventure and survive requires good judgment. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience, of course, is the result of poor judgment. -Geoff Tabin

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