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  1. #301
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    I heart this thread...hehehehehe
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    This thread will end when AKPM gets laid.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

  3. #303
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    Checking in (Live) from New York to see if this thread has ended yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk
    Checking in (Live) from New York to see if this thread has ended yet...
    Has AKPM gotten laid yet?
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."

  5. #305
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    I'll put a cup of my instant coffee up against any of that fancy brewed gourmet shit.
    We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? ~ Lee Iacocca

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    Quote Originally Posted by EPSkis
    I'll put a cup of my instant coffee up against any of that fancy brewed gourmet shit.
    Then you'll have a cup of shitty instant coffee and a cup of overpriced designer joe, right next to each other.

  7. #307
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    I don't get the coffee thing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks
    Has AKPM gotten laid yet?
    Note: spreading your "milt" into the river to fertilize fish roe does not count as "getting laid"

    There must be a human female involved.

  9. #309
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot
    Note: spreading your "milt" into the river to fertilize fish roe does not count as "getting laid"

    There must be a human female involved.
    OOOoooh. Burn.

  10. #310
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    Does akpm know how to get laid?
    Buy nice things here.
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    It's a basal-brain function that does not require command of the English language, thankfully. Pictoral proof, however, IS a necessity.

    edited for clarity

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    Thank you for clarifying that.
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    My Pleasure.

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    We are not dating.
    There is no need for you to be this polite.
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    If you and Tipp were dating, his manners would be the last thing you'd have to worry about. Your cornhole, on the other hand...

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    [Nature Channel Voice] The careful student of this thread will now ascertain that it is approaching, not a terminal phase, but one of deep dormancy as it devolves into speculation on the various mating habits of its participants. Fascinating! [Nature Channel Voice]
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    If you and Tipp were dating, his manners would be the last thing you'd have to worry about. Your cornhole, on the other hand...
    That would give "Fuck the Bomb" a whole new meaning.

    But really, it's more like this...





    Last edited by Tippster; 07-05-2005 at 01:57 PM.

  18. #318
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    This space reserved for cleverly veiled sexual innuendo.

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    You'll be waiting a while. Pull up a chair, and I hope you brought a sammich....

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    I have a chair, but no sandwich.

    What are we waiting for?
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    'Ello 'ello! What have we here? It's a goooorrrrrgeous example of a mid-Atlantic internet dork! Blimey, look at 'im- 'andsome fella, but make no mistake, he'll be on you like a horny Galapagos tortoise if you give 'im the chance!

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    Nice find of my Credential Pic!

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    "Mid alantic internet dork"

    lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by A-wreck
    What are we waiting for?
    Some cleverly veiled sexual innuendo.

  25. #325
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    That would give "Fuck the Bomb" a whole new meaning.

    But really, it's more like this...


    Nice proboscis.
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