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  1. 01-21-2008, 05:19 AM #1
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    "quotes"

    time to blow the dust off this one cuz I know there's alot more to be said here.
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    It's actually "quotation" not "quote". Using "quote" when "quotation" should be used is common mistake, but a still a mistake.
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    No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by willywhit View Post
    No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.
    HahaHA! That's great! GREAT! HA! HAHA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Cliff you could cunt up gay ski week.
    This post is in the correct thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    “You will never win a farting’ contest against a horse’s ass”
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    Truth. I have to remember that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
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    Doctors and their egos... Reminds me of this famous Bob Dylan lyric:
    "I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
    And just for that one moment I could be you
    Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
    You'd know what a drag it is to see you"
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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    Doctors and their egos... Reminds me of this famous Bob Dylan lyric:
    "I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
    And just for that one moment I could be you
    Yes, I wish that for just one time you could stand inside my shoes
    You'd know what a drag it is to see you"
    Then in came the doctor, who said with a grin
    My advice is to not let the boys in
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    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
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    &quot;quotes&quot;

    “Look (friends name) all the snowflakes have smiley faces on them!” -our friends’ dad during what is assumed to have been an acid flashback


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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    “Look (friends name) all the snowflakes have smiley faces on them!” -our friends’ dad during what is assumed to have been an acid flashback


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    Your friend's dad is The Dude? "Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback."
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennymac View Post
    “You can solve a lot of problems by getting down on your knees” - my Mom (talking about how gardening helps clear her mind)
    Gardening, right….


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