Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[old goat]

I'm in the singles line for a 6 seat chair. A gaggle of snowboarders approaches the waiting bar. The attendant: "How many are you?"
One of the SBers raises a hand to indicate how many. Attendant: "You're wearing mittens."

[Meadow Skipper]

I'm in the singles line for a 6 seat chair. A gaggle of snowboarders approaches the waiting bar. The attendant: "How many are you?"
One of the SBers raises a hand to indicated how many. Attendant: "You're wearing mittens."

lol

[eshed]

Riding the lift today at Crystal. Cute blond snowboarder next to me as well as another. Halfway up the lift, she says "Have you ever noticed how snowflakes look like snowflakes up close?"

In response to our bewilderment, she elaborates: "You know, when you cut snowflakes out of paper? Real snowflakes look just like that!"

There is a short conversation discussing the merits of her comparison. Some chicken and the egg type stuff. Then she tops herself: "Did you know that lambs are baby sheep? I had already thought they were different species!"

Just out of the blue. Riding up the chair. Hell of a conversation piece.

She seriously questioned me when I responded that yeah, I did know that before just now. And when I asked her if she knew that a calf was a baby cow, she responded "of course?!?!" Like it was a stupid thing for me to ask.

It's a shame. She was dern cute. Until she started talking.

[californiagrown]

Riding the lift today at Crystal. Cute blond snowboarder next to me as well as another. Halfway up the lift, she says "Have you ever noticed how snowflakes look like snowflakes up close?"

In response to our bewilderment, she elaborates: "You know, when you cut snowflakes out of paper? Real snowflakes look just like that!"

There is a short conversation discussing the merits of her comparison. Some chicken and the egg type stuff. Then she tops herself: "Did you know that lambs are baby sheep? I had already thought they were different species!"

Just out of the blue. Riding up the chair. Hell of a conversation piece.

She seriously questioned me when I responded that yeah, I did know that before just now. And when I asked her if she knew that a calf was a baby cow, she responded "of course?!?!" Like it was a stupid thing for me to ask.

It's a shame. She was dern cute. Until she started talking.

Great, entertaining FWB material, bad wifey material.

[wyeaster]

I'm in the singles line for a 6 seat chair. A gaggle of snowboarders approaches the waiting bar. The attendant: "How many are you?"
One of the SBers raises a hand to indicate how many. Attendant: "You're wearing mittens."

so good

[wyeaster]

Riding the lift today at Crystal. Cute blond snowboarder next to me as well as another. Halfway up the lift, she says "Have you ever noticed how snowflakes look like snowflakes up close?"

In response to our bewilderment, she elaborates: "You know, when you cut snowflakes out of paper? Real snowflakes look just like that!"

There is a short conversation discussing the merits of her comparison. Some chicken and the egg type stuff. Then she tops herself: "Did you know that lambs are baby sheep? I had already thought they were different species!"

Just out of the blue. Riding up the chair. Hell of a conversation piece.

She seriously questioned me when I responded that yeah, I did know that before just now. And when I asked her if she knew that a calf was a baby cow, she responded "of course?!?!" Like it was a stupid thing for me to ask.

It's a shame. She was dern cute. Until she started talking.

[goldengatestinx]

Riding the lift today at Crystal. Cute blond snowboarder next to me as well as another. Halfway up the lift, she says "Have you ever noticed how snowflakes look like snowflakes up close?"

In response to our bewilderment, she elaborates: "You know, when you cut snowflakes out of paper? Real snowflakes look just like that!"

There is a short conversation discussing the merits of her comparison. Some chicken and the egg type stuff. Then she tops herself: "Did you know that lambs are baby sheep? I had already thought they were different species!"

Just out of the blue. Riding up the chair. Hell of a conversation piece.

She seriously questioned me when I responded that yeah, I did know that before just now. And when I asked her if she knew that a calf was a baby cow, she responded "of course?!?!" Like it was a stupid thing for me to ask.

It's a shame. She was dern cute. Until she started talking.

There are things that can be used to keep 'em quiet.

[Caucasian Asian]

There are things that can be used to keep 'em quiet.

[WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot]

saw a guy in the RR fumble his glove, it landed in the urinal
he stared at it for a few seconds and silently walked away .......

[~mikey b]

Why didn’t you grab it and ask for the other one? Soft

[PNWbrit]

Riding the lift today at Crystal. Cute blond snowboarder next to me as well as another. Halfway up the lift, she says "Have you ever noticed how snowflakes look like snowflakes up close?"

In response to our bewilderment, she elaborates: "You know, when you cut snowflakes out of paper? Real snowflakes look just like that!"

There is a short conversation discussing the merits of her comparison. Some chicken and the egg type stuff. Then she tops herself: "Did you know that lambs are baby sheep? I had already thought they were different species!"

Just out of the blue. Riding up the chair. Hell of a conversation piece.

She seriously questioned me when I responded that yeah, I did know that before just now. And when I asked her if she knew that a calf was a baby cow, she responded "of course?!?!" Like it was a stupid thing for me to ask.

It's a shame. She was dern cute. Until she started talking.

What are baby rabbits?

[NorCalNomad]

What are baby rabbits?

Kitten according to wiki

[TahoeJ]

A baby billy goat is a kid... which has been well documented around these parts. Always thought that one was strange.

[Benny Profane]

Riding the lift today at Crystal. Cute blond snowboarder next to me as well as another. Halfway up the lift, she says "Have you ever noticed how snowflakes look like snowflakes up close?"

In response to our bewilderment, she elaborates: "You know, when you cut snowflakes out of paper? Real snowflakes look just like that!"

There is a short conversation discussing the merits of her comparison. Some chicken and the egg type stuff. Then she tops herself: "Did you know that lambs are baby sheep? I had already thought they were different species!"

Just out of the blue. Riding up the chair. Hell of a conversation piece.

She seriously questioned me when I responded that yeah, I did know that before just now. And when I asked her if she knew that a calf was a baby cow, she responded "of course?!?!" Like it was a stupid thing for me to ask.

It's a shame. She was dern cute. Until she started talking.

She sounds adorable. I could cuddle with her all night.

[Flyoverland Captive]

She sounds adorable. I could cuddle with her for about five minutes.

FIFY

[Benny Profane]

FIFY

I'm not 18 anymore.

[TahoeJ]

Point for Benny on that one.

[Flyoverland Captive]

^^ I’ll give him that one... :-)

A good friend of mine is a professor at a college in Ohio. I asked him how he manages to not stare and drool at coeds all day long; “Easy; I just ask them a question. They may be hot as hell, but as soon as they start talking, my interest quickly subsides.”

[TahoeJ]

I think that’s why the old half your age plus 7 rule tends to work. For example, I’m 38, which means the lowest I could go is 19+7=26. Which seems about right. A 21 year old would probably just bug the hell out of me while on Snapchat or whatever. Although I’m pretty sure my wife wouldn’t be pleased regardless. ;-)

I have friends who have violated that rule and I was briefly jealous but not for long.

[old goat]

^^ I’ll give him that one... :-)

A good friend of mine is a professor at a college in Ohio. I asked him how he manages to not stare and drool at coeds all day long; “Easy; I just ask them a question. They may be hot as hell, but as soon as they start talking, my interest quickly subsides.”

I went to a college in Ohio which had best remain nameless. With one exception that I can think of no one was drooling over the female students. (That's what they're called these days). Let me amend that--no male professors were drooling over the female students.

A did a good deed today. Passed a kid on a cat track doing the classic straight legs, bent waist, poles point straight up tuck. I showed him a proper tuck and educated him on the importance of looking cool at all times , even if you can't ski. Which he couldn't.
Ski skate week at Tahoe this week. Children under 18 should not be allowed to ride chairlifts.

[snapt]

What happened to the grumpy pro thread?

[TahoeJ]

What happened to the grumpy pro thread?

I deleted it because there were too many specifics and didn’t want it to go that far over something so trivial.

[Gaperious Basterd]

I went to a college in Ohio which had best remain nameless. With one exception that I can think of no one was drooling over the female students. (That's what they're called these days). Let me amend that--no male professors were drooling over the female students.

A did a good deed today. Passed a kid on a cat track doing the classic straight legs, bent waist, poles point straight up tuck. I showed him a proper tuck and educated him on the importance of looking cool at all times , even if you can't ski. Which he couldn't.
Ski skate week at Tahoe this week. Children under 18 should not be allowed to ride chairlifts.

Dennison, Oberlin, Antioch, Xavier, Wooster, Wittenberg, OU, CWRU, Kent, or Ohio Wesleyan?

Those be the only schools out of state folks bother to go to. They come fancying some preternatural liberal arts purgatory. They get a shit economy, overweight waitresses, red necks, farmers, country girls, and speed traps.

[PNWbrit]

I deleted it because there were too many specifics and didn’t want it to go that far over something so trivial.

I can't believe they're a pro if they give a shit.

Hope you feel better though.

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[MakersTeleMark]

Dennison, Oberlin, Antioch, Xavier, Wooster, Wittenberg, OU, CWRU, Kent, or Ohio Wesleyan?

I'd hit it.