Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[Ccard257]

Overheard today in Alabama from an individual giving advice to another person on where to ski...

"Yeh Snowshoe (WV) is as good as Utah and Colorado and has the same length of slope and snow texture quality."

When your skiing consists of flailing down the flattest road down you can find it probably seems the same...

[bones get broke]

Back on December 7th....Me, my bride and another couple gearing up to skin back into Prospector Gulch (Near Silverton Mtn). A random Subaru pulls up slowly after pulling out of the Silverton Mtn parking wide spot. The window rolls down and the driver in a distinct southern drawl, "What time do they open the chair lift?". Me, "Uh, December 21st". Gaper, "They aren't opening it today at all?". Me, "Not unless you're a radbro Silverton Brill guide". Gaper, "Huh? What's that?". Me, "Nevermind. Have you though about skiing Purg?". Gaper, "Is that Mountain pretty hard?". Me, "Trust me, you'll love it".

[steff]

"don't put too much wax on my skis, I don't want to go very fast"

[pvars]

Heard an old lady on the tram say her friend fell into a crevasse at alta.

[old goat]

Heard an old lady on the tram say her friend fell into a crevasse at alta.

Further proof that global warming is a myth.

[Powder Ho]

On the chair today.
Other guy: I hate when they spray that shit.
Me: what?
Other guy: those chem trails.
Me: that's frozen water vapor.
Other guy: no man, it's aluminum nitrate it reflects the sun to slow global warming.
Me: I flew for the USAF for 16 years. It's frozen water vapor.
Other guy: Look it up on the internet. They're chem trails. Look it up.
Me: Do you believe everything on the internet?
Other guy: I do my research. I'm not some conspiracy nut. Look it up.
Me: Sorry dude, if that's what you believe, you are. Enjoy your day.

[A2thaK]

On the chair today.
Other guy: I hate when they spray that shit.
Me: what?
Other guy: those chem trails.
Me: that's frozen water vapor.
Other guy: no man, it's aluminum nitrate it reflects the sun to slow global warming.
Me: I flew for the USAF for 16 years. It's frozen water vapor.
Other guy: Look it up on the internet. They're chem trails. Look it up.
Me: Do you believe everything on the internet?
Other guy: I do my research. I'm not some conspiracy nut. Look it up.
Me: Sorry dude, if that's what you believe, you are. Enjoy your day.

I wonder if that dude is related to the lady that writes into the Durango Herald spouting off about chem trails. I haven't seen one in a few months, but last year they would publish it seemed like one of her letters every few weeks. She would go on rants about chem trails and how the govt is destroying the soil with chemicals and ruining her sunny days, etc. I was never sure if the Herald thought they were funny and that's why they published them, or if they agreed with the crazy lady. I'd believe either reason.

http://www.durangoherald.com/article...n-from-the-sky

http://www.durangoherald.com/article...N03/712059965/

People are so fucking stupid

[2FUNKY]

Back on December 7th....Me, my bride and another couple gearing up to skin back into Prospector Gulch (Near Silverton Mtn). A random Subaru pulls up slowly after pulling out of the Silverton Mtn parking wide spot. The window rolls down and the driver in a distinct southern drawl, "What time do they open the chair lift?". Me, "Uh, December 21st". Gaper, "They aren't opening it today at all?". Me, "Not unless you're a radbro Silverton Brill guide". Gaper, "Huh? What's that?". Me, "Nevermind. Have you though about skiing Purg?". Gaper, "Is that Mountain pretty hard?". Me, "Trust me, you'll love it".

He may have been a gaper, but you are clearly an asshole.

[stuckathuntermtn]

In lift line today, not really a gaper quote (those I reserve for me...)

Guy starts talking about Gandhi dying last week. Puzzled guy asks "what? Who are you talking about?" Answer, that guy from Africa.

Are you trying to say all British colonial separatists look a like? (I was gonna say Nobel Peace prize winners, but I Googled it because that didn't sound right. Lo and behold, he was assassinated the year he finally would have got one and those things can't be awarded posthumously.) Sometimes I'm smart.

[Ted Striker]

On the chair today.
Other guy: I hate when they spray that shit.
Me: what?
Other guy: those chem trails.
Me: that's frozen water vapor.
Other guy: no man, it's aluminum nitrate it reflects the sun to slow global warming.
Me: I flew for the USAF for 16 years. It's frozen water vapor.
Other guy: Look it up on the internet. They're chem trails. Look it up.
Me: Do you believe everything on the internet?
Other guy: I do my research. I'm not some conspiracy nut. Look it up.
Me: Sorry dude, if that's what you believe, you are. Enjoy your day.

[Ted Striker]

It wasn't the weekend, and I didn't actually hear it, but it's definitely a quote from a gaper

Man, I never thought early season snow at Baker would be such a gamble. Flew in, been skiing here Sat, Sun, Mon... then had to take today off, since this is just some pathetic bullshit snow...

[totaliboard]

Overheard from the chairlift.. "Yeah i just wish it wasnt so icy."

Was not icy or even scraped off in any way. Hopefully they were on their way back to alta to go fall in some crevasses

[bones get broke]

He may have been a gaper, but you are clearly an asshole.

Why? Because I directed the guys to a resort where he could enjoy a day of skiing? Or because I think that the radbro Silverton "guides" that everyone sucks off are a fucking joke?

[KenJongIll]

The only thing similar is the price of a lift ticket. I stood in the longest lift line in my life at Snowshoe.

Well, lodging prices are comparable to Vail, Park City, etc. they have that going for them...

[snoqpass]

On the chair today.
Other guy: I hate when they spray that shit.
Me: what?
Other guy: those chem trails.
Me: that's frozen water vapor.
Other guy: no man, it's aluminum nitrate it reflects the sun to slow global warming.
Me: I flew for the USAF for 16 years. It's frozen water vapor.
Other guy: Look it up on the internet. They're chem trails. Look it up.
Me: Do you believe everything on the internet?
Other guy: I do my research. I'm not some conspiracy nut. Look it up.
Me: Sorry dude, if that's what you believe, you are. Enjoy your day.

That's nothing, there is a local up here that will tell you the Illuminati is in control of 136 different species of aliens

[Skree]

That's nothing, there is a local up here that will tell you the Illuminati is in control of 136 different species of aliens

But, if they're only controlling 136 different species, WHO'S CONTROLLING THE OTHER 5,782?!?!?!?!

The plot thickens.

[snoqpass]

That's were the chemtrails come in

[Cocximus]

You guys are so gullible. All these bullshit conspiracy theories are distractions created by REPTILLANS

[pfluffenmeister]

waiting in line at the T-bar @ breck; 7" reported that morning, at least 12" up top.

puking snow (WOO-HOO!).


i overhear a woman speaking to her husband: "I DID NOT COME OUT HERE TO SKI IN THE SNOW!!"

[DasBlunt]

Chair 9 opens for the first time at loveland last sunday. Some guy bragging to me on his way out about "ripping down patrol bowl, and some gaper skier fell, so I pushed a couple of feet of snow on her, because people in over their head should not be up there".

Called him a douche and a retard, and let know he could check the spare if he wanted to.

People dropping in on top of others in terrain like that is gaperific.

[Shadam]

waiting in line at the T-bar @ breck; 7" reported that morning, at least 12" up top.

puking snow (WOO-HOO!).


i overhear a woman speaking to her husband: "I DID NOT COME OUT HERE TO SKI IN THE SNOW!!"

quite possibly the best quote in this thread or even on this site ...

[stuckathuntermtn]

Personally, I try to ski over the snow. But that's just me.

[PowerWhore7]

waiting in line at the T-bar @ breck; 7" reported that morning, at least 12" up top.

puking snow (WOO-HOO!).


i overhear a woman speaking to her husband: "I DID NOT COME OUT HERE TO SKI IN THE SNOW!!"

FTMFW!!!

[crank54]

waiting in line at the T-bar @ breck; 7" reported that morning, at least 12" up top.

puking snow (WOO-HOO!).


i overhear a woman speaking to her husband: "I DID NOT COME OUT HERE TO SKI IN THE SNOW!!"

Awesome.

[spook]

i can't wait until the same sort of shit happens to you guys. your daughters, your wives, your dirty whores. one of these days you'll get the same.