Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[Benny Profane]

Someone piss in your Cheerios?

No, somebody broke his transponder. Or pissed on it.

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[Benny Profane]

"Just so you know, you need a transponder to ride one of Bridger's lifts", said some gaper just today.

You must be as fun as a bowl of dicks at a holiday party, Spock.

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[m2711c]

If any of you come to my preferred hills and I hear you calling people gapers I will come over and straight bust you in the chops. I don't put up with that shit.

Lighten up , Francis.....

[~mikey b]

https://youtu.be/50bQe9pg7N8

[Vt-Freeheel]

I'm remembering your usernames, you all have high post counts so I will be able to deduce your home mountains and come find you. If I see or hear anyone saying shit about change for a nickel I will slash their tires.

Yawn

[I've seen black diamonds!]

It is bowl of dicks and bag of cocks

[old goat]

depends

No way do I hit a woman who wears depends.

[MakersTeleMark]

Corey:

I am sorry you are triggered by your lack of IT support in Phoenix.

Heal up, bro!

[Vt-Freeheel]

No way do I hit a woman who wears depends.

You don't like a good squirter?

[core2]

I'd love to see you all come try to ski our mountains here and bitch out after you scrape the first ten rocks and stumps. Go look at the Powder article about this place and then go eat a bag or bowl of dicks and cocks and dog shit or whatever. Even Powder bitched out here.

https://www.powder.com/latitudes/tranquilo/

[MakersTeleMark]

QFT:

With three chairlifts accessing the expansive learning area (including the brand new Hart Prairie quad!), along with two “people-mover” conveyor belt systems, Arizona Snowbowl is home to the largest learning terrain in the Southwest.

[Meadow Skipper]

I'd love to see you all come try to ski our mountains here and bitch out after you scrape the first ten rocks and stumps. Go look at the Powder article about this place and then go eat a bag or bowl of dicks and cocks and dog shit or whatever. Even Powder bitched out here.

https://www.powder.com/latitudes/tranquilo/

Oooohhhh, tell me more about skiing in NM.

[core2]

Oooohhhh, tell me more about skiing in NM.

I grew up in NM, skiing Ski Apache which is another place that is beyond the ability level of this board. No one even tours there because you have to be friends with the apache indians to get access. Well I get access.

[Meadow Skipper]

I grew up in NM, skiing Ski Apache which is another place that is beyond the ability level of this board. No one even tours there because you have to be friends with the apache indians to get access. Well I get access.

So awesome, it sounds hard. Maybe someday...when I’m not a gaper. I can dream, can’t I?

[bobz]

[scrambledbacon]

Not a conversation/dialogue/monologue but witnessed a boarder scraping down a run at Blue mtn in Pa, on his keister, board effectively perpendicular with the slope recording his "run" with a wrist mounted gopro. It was obvious he was gaping 100^6% with all of his focus on the gopro.

[old goat]

You don't like a good squirter?

My name's not Donald

I'd love to see you all come try to ski our mountains here and bitch out after you scrape the first ten rocks and stumps. Go look at the Powder article about this place and then go eat a bag or bowl of dicks and cocks and dog shit or whatever. Even Powder bitched out here.

https://www.powder.com/latitudes/tranquilo/

That's great skiing compared to Mt. Lemmon

[TBS]

I grew up in NM, skiing Ski Apache which is another place that is beyond the ability level of this board. No one even tours there because you have to be friends with the apache indians to get access. Well I get access.

I woulda guessed this was your home resort
https://www.skibrokeback.com/

[mattig]

I've never seen a troll session last this long and work on this many established mags with no one calling it out. Well played core2.

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[TBS]

^^^Subtle mockery is a time-honored response to trolls.

[NorCalNomad]

No one even tours there because you have to be friends with the apache indians to get access. Well I get access.

[NorCalNomad]

I'd love to see you all come try to ski our mountains here and bitch out after you scrape the first ten rocks and stumps. Go look at the Powder article about this place and then go eat a bag or bowl of dicks and cocks and dog shit or whatever. Even Powder bitched out here.

https://www.powder.com/latitudes/tranquilo/

why would we read powder if you think, and I quote from you.

• I've seen the postings for the mag writing internships in places like Los Angeles. Most of the people on this board are more core skiers than the people writing ski mags or running ski media...
  
  
  

[Meadow Skipper]

I've never seen a troll session last this long and work on this many established mags with no one calling it out. Well played core2.

I’m thinking you missed the gist of some of the responses.

[ElToroPequeño]

I'd love to see you all come try to ski our mountains here and bitch out after you scrape the first ten rocks and stumps. Go look at the Powder article about this place and then go eat a bag or bowl of dicks and cocks and dog shit or whatever. Even Powder bitched out here.

https://www.powder.com/latitudes/tranquilo/

Sounds like you could use an extra pair of rock skis. Pm me if interested.

[PNWbrit]

I grew up in NM, skiing Ski Apache which is another place that is beyond the ability level of this board. No one even tours there because you have to be friends with the apache indians to get access. Well I get access.

Around here the Indians just bring their mums to ride the gondola.