Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[Meadow Skipper]

IDK shit happens even when your good at it, right.

Or distracted:

[old goat]

Sign outside a Squaw Valley bar--

Core warm
You're warm
Whiskey --->

Trouble is, there are a lot of people stupid enough to believe that.

Also seen today at Squaw Valley USA--dad with double leashes on a toddler, snowplowing VERY slowly past the No Beginners Past This Point sign at the top of a very narrow, firm, obstacle-ridden Mountain Run

[Thurgood Jenkins]

The other day at the bank my Goldie Locks was asked by the teller, "Is it very powder?"

No snow SW Colorado and a lady asks is it good up there?

[zartagen]

No snow SW Colorado and a lady asks is it good up there?

Your username sounds like something a gaper would say.

[cmcrawfo]

Sign outside a Squaw Valley bar--

Core warm
You're warm
Whiskey --->

Trouble is, there are a lot of people stupid enough to believe that.

Also seen today at Squaw Valley USA--dad with double leashes on a toddler, snowplowing VERY slowly past the No Beginners Past This Point sign at the top of a very narrow, firm, obstacle-ridden Mountain Run

That kid is never going to go pro leashed up on the green runs. Gotta push em if you want results.

[DoWork]

Kjus and Ruroc is the best gaper apparel.

Rurocs are the brightest beacon. Instant gape level eleventeen billiondy.

[DoWork]

Ironic. Hauled off in the tobaggon that ran over you.

Perhaps he just has impeccable foresight.

[TahoeJ]

Friend of mine told me this one today. He was a lift ops supervisor several years back at Breck. Family is coming up the lift to unload and they are completely unaware of the bar being down. So he's motioning to them to lift the bar up... which led to the entire family coming up to the offload with their arms straight up in the air like they're about to be shot and the bar is still down.

[Benny Profane]

I don't think this belongs here, but, can't think of a better place. Rode the lift at KMART with this guy today, a Pabtz corporate guy. Nice jacket, five years old.

[RudyGarmisch]

“Man, poles would be nice I guess. This is my first time out on a split board.”

-Jerry soloist we caught up to below Vesper Peak, WA

[stuckathuntermtn]

I don't think this belongs here, but, can't think of a better place. Rode the lift at KMART with this guy today, a Pabtz corporate guy. Nice jacket, five years old.

So he talks the talk. But he also walks the walk.

[Benny Profane]

Totally pissed that I didn't get a Jerry of the Day worth video of a pimped out and beer can exhausted WRX with Jersey plates go by in the Killington parking lot with the box open, on its way down the road, but we were all busy waving our arms and yelling, Your fucking box is open, moron!

Always put the key on your key ring. Never take it off.

[skiitsbetter]

I'd hate to make fun of people with limited cash who don't get out very often, but $200+ goggles with a completely inappropriate lens colour for the conditions seems like a gaper move.

[SkiBall]

I dunno, I have guessed wrong & no interchangeable. But it wouldn't be my first gaper move, nor my last if one were to bet.

[Pukesno]

Me: Hey honey, want to head up to Mammoth and get some turns in?

Wife: What...the coverage must suck!!!

Me: But they are making snow!!!

Wife: face palm.

[TurxSki]

Kind of...
Yesterday at NoStars Vista lift, in singles line. Get to front, dude calling peeps out:
"Are you one?'
Me, "well I'm in the singles line"
This seemed to phase the guy completely. Just looked at me dumbstruck.
The 2 guys in main line start moving forward, so I say "I'll go with them".
Once on lift, those guys are laughing and say he has said the same thing last coupla times they rode up.

[Redsmurfer]

[SkiBall]

Solid. You never go full gaper.

[MakersTeleMark]

Solid. You never go full gaper.

Solid steps taken to keep the back dry!

[skiJ]

Thanks... ! I needed that !

skiJ

[MakersTeleMark]

I debating the call here. I say no gaper.

I believe they are tied in such a way as to save the skis once it approaches inverted velocity.

[Flyoverland Captive]

Somebody lost the Thule key.

[S.B.]

I have had so many new jersey accented moms ask me if my surface one lifes are:
-Broken, seriously how could I break a ski in the exact same way at each tip and tail?
-Splitboards, like really, she had the same bindings as me on her 2018, brand spanking new kastles...
-Powder skis "Why honey aren't those made for powder snow?"
But it's still worth it


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[The SnowShow]

I feel like I hit the jackpot anytime I hear someone ask about where they keep the moguls! Happened today at 11:43am.

[old goat]

Totally pissed that I didn't get a Jerry of the Day worth video of a pimped out and beer can exhausted WRX with Jersey plates go by in the Killington parking lot with the box open, on its way down the road, but we were all busy waving our arms and yelling, Your fucking box is open, moron!

Always put the key on your key ring. Never take it off.

On a similar note I learned to lay my skis along the drivers side of the car while I unboot in back. Never on the passenger side if I'm driving alone.

I'd hate to make fun of people with limited cash who don't get out very often, but $200+ goggles with a completely inappropriate lens colour for the conditions seems like a gaper move.

I somehow survived skiing with one pair of goggles, replacing them when they fell apart or got too scratched, for 45 years. Now I have multiple goggles and multiple levels and I can't ski any better.

I have had so many new jersey accented moms ask me if my surface one lifes are:
-Broken, seriously how could I break a ski in the exact same way at each tip and tail?
-Splitboards, like really, she had the same bindings as me on her 2018, brand spanking new kastles...
-Powder skis "Why honey aren't those made for powder snow?"
But it's still worth it


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What are surface one lifes?