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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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04-24-2022, 06:15 PM #11101
I’m the “naked in the parking lot guy” at DR these days
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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04-24-2022, 06:24 PM #11102
Nice! I never saw one of 'them' in the lot. I'd love to go gape that place again, haven't been in 18 yrs and the new looks fun.
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04-24-2022, 07:20 PM #11103
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04-24-2022, 07:28 PM #11104
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04-25-2022, 05:15 AM #11105
That’s as queer as a two dollar bill
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04-25-2022, 11:46 AM #11106
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04-26-2022, 09:23 PM #11107
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04-26-2022, 09:26 PM #11108
Nice shot of Mir.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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04-29-2022, 01:37 PM #11109
Rode a lift with this guy the other day. The Hexel’s immediately grabbed my eye, and thought I’d be clever and grab some photo evidence. Only thing missing was orange Hanson Exhibitions.
We get to talking and guy tells me he’s 85, and this might be the last year he skis. Very nice guy, kicking it old-school. Turns out I was the gaper in this story.
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04-29-2022, 03:33 PM #11110
You should have told him that if he got some modern skis he'd be good for another 10 years, at least.
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04-29-2022, 03:35 PM #11111
I met with a client at her home last week. She skis every single day and was bitching about the flat light lately.
She's 89.Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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04-29-2022, 09:28 PM #11112
I really wanted to, then figured he’d probably heard it all before. He had semi-modern boots anyway, and I didn’t want to say something he’d quote me for saying here.
“So the little bastard sneaks a shot of my sweet Hexels, and then starts pitching me fuckin’ pair-o-ball-lick skis!!!”
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04-29-2022, 09:29 PM #11113
She’s not wrong about the fuckin’ flat light.
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04-30-2022, 09:59 AM #11114
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04-30-2022, 07:00 PM #11115Registered User
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04-30-2022, 08:45 PM #11116
I faced similar regret: i raced in high school when shaped skis were just starting to take over, but I was always on old school straight skis. The year after I graduated I demo’d shaped skis from the shop my brother had started working at and was like WTF! How was I not racing on these! Skied my old skis one more time and that was it, couldn’t go back.
Can’t imagine looking back on your life like that instead of just a half-assed H.S. racing career…
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05-02-2022, 12:05 PM #11117
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05-02-2022, 12:46 PM #11118
Not Gaper and not skiing but too good not to pass along. Walking into a soccer complex yesterday. Mom is arguing with a kid about what field he's supposed to be on. He's saying field 2 and she's seeing his team on 5B This argument goes on a few turns:
It's field 2!
I see them on 5B
It's field 2!
They're on 5B
then:
I was close!
How were you close? You said 2 and it's 5B!
And the deadpan 12 year old comes back with:
"I was only 3B off."
Future mag.
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05-02-2022, 05:49 PM #11119
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05-02-2022, 05:54 PM #11120
2-5B=3B it's the new math....
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05-02-2022, 06:03 PM #11121
Grand Junction math
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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05-02-2022, 06:17 PM #11122
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10-20-2022, 09:40 AM #11123
I just got back from a trip to Grand Teton National Park so I've been following a Facebook group dedicated to the NP and Jackson Hole. Someone just posted that they're going to be skiing in Sun Valley this winter and hope to visit Grand Teton while on that trip and what is there to do there in the winter? Someone pointed out that there's skiing and the original poster had no idea. I can't even...
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10-20-2022, 01:23 PM #11124
This summer my wife was seated next to a military guy on a flight who was boasting his "ski trips out west" and "how good of a skier he is."
And one point he stated that "A Basin has terrain above 16,000'..." Facepalm.
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10-20-2022, 02:05 PM #11125
Don't ever run your mouth in a ski bar. You never know who you're talking too.
yepper
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