Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[stuckathuntermtn]

I SAID BACK ON TOPIC

[Cocximus]

K so... at KH I saw this chick in a white 1 piece with straight Mercedes skis. Eeeeeewropean?

[jonesy]

I believe the bumps at Deer Valley are made by a bump machine, not by skiers, and are rebuilt every night. That's why they're so nice.

Groomer bumps..............nice.

[stfu&gbtw]

K so... at KH I saw this chick in a white 1 piece with straight Mercedes skis. Eeeeeewropean?

I'm just guessing, but I bet she'd look good with my dick in her ass...

[old goat]

Teenage, 5 ft tall, male snowboarder with a feeble attempt at a mustache and beard, in a hooded, pink and baby blue, soft shell one piece. I just don't understand these young people today.

[Kuruption]

Heres a few golden ones from ferine's polar peak


http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=109620

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-02D...e_gdata_player

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[Kuruption]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Le...e_gdata_player

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[KenJongIll]

Not sure where the gaper quote is, but that vid is awesome..hah

[Brocore]

Learn to ride and get back to us. You'll see.

So core brah. Pretty much like the rest of the garbage you spew. Keep it up.

[stfu&gbtw]

Heres a few golden ones from ferine's polar peak


http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=109620

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-02D...e_gdata_player

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He's a Heel Side Hero! Got snow in his eyes!

[pfluffenmeister]

^^^ haha!

team-heal-side-powder-groomers-assemble!!!




fucking find the fall-line and make some turns around it.

... or just fucking point it.

[TomCrac]

Took my twice a year skiing friend and his 11 yr old son out on our local hill. Ducked into some woods between trails. Lots of fun stuff to go through. We get out and they are both thrilled. Son:"Holy crap, that was awesome! Can we do that again...."
Dad asks me in all seriousness: " so how long have people been doing that?" "Is that something new?, like is that something the kids started doing after college days, like 10years years ago?

Bonus comments .... My 12 yr old son says to the dad " gaper"
Dad looks at me and asks, "what's a gaper"

Good times.

[Bottleman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-02D...e_gdata_player

Gold I tells ya. Pure Gold.

[Woolly the Mammoth]

Overheard a middle-aged man on the Casper Chair at JH say "This lift used to scare the SHIT out of me before it had a safety bar."

[old goat]

Overheard a middle-aged man on the Casper Chair at JH say "This lift used to scare the SHIT out of me before it had a safety bar."

Guess that makes me a gaper.

[NWSkier]

Not a quote but I ended up behind a middle aged lady who hesitantly had her skis in a wedge/snow plowing a mostly flat traverse.

[Banh Mi]

i gaped out last night/this morning

[skinipenem]

Not a quote but I ended up behind a middle aged lady who hesitantly had her skis in a wedge/snow plowing a mostly flat traverse.

this thread is going to shit.

[Kuruption]

Well yeah no quote but still gaper

[flatNshallow]

Not gaper related but a must share classic...

Touring partner on phone to wife explaining what needs to be done to ready the rig for moving sites...

"OK, now go back to listening..."

[Kuruption]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SifTARSL8J0

yet another gaper video by this dumbass

[Meadow Skipper]

yet another gaper video by this dumbass

That was awesome.

[Hugh Conway]

"anyone been getting hit by chairs while unloading at Loveland"?

[Meadow Skipper]

"anyone been getting hit by chairs while unloading at Loveland"?

More heh.

[Dufforito]

Aspens: Skier looking at "No Straight Lining" banner at top of lift, then asks another skier "What is straight lining?"