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  1. #11176
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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    Lift line at Vail today
    ^^^ There's my quote contribution.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat

  2. #11177
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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    Attachment 433540

    Lift line at Vail today


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    Swingers that ski?

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  3. #11178
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    "i wish there was more powder"

    ya, we all do ....

    (second day of chairs, skiing on 3 inches of packed gun snow
    and the remnants of 16 inches of the real thing from last week)
    .
    "we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up"
    mike tyson

  4. #11179
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    Quote Originally Posted by romeo tango View Post
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    "i wish there was more powder"

    ya, we all do ....

    (second day of chairs, skiing on 3 inches of packed gun snow
    and the remnants of 16 inches of the real thing from last week)
    .
    A quick scan of this thread would tell you that there are a whole lotta folks who don't wish there was more powder, although to be fair they wouldn't likely be included in "we".

  5. #11180
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    if what you say is true,
    the Overlords will not be pleased ....

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    "we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up"
    mike tyson

  6. #11181
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    Quote Originally Posted by romeo tango View Post
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    if what you say is true,
    the Overlords will not be pleased ....

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    I was thinking of all the posts about gapers complaining about powder. There's one about every other page.

  7. #11182
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    UAN is not a gaper. Click the JH thread and see how many balls deep days he’s had while the rest of us gapers are waiting for snow guns and rope drops.

  8. #11183
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    Quote Originally Posted by romeo tango View Post
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    if what you say is true,
    the Overlords will not be pleased ....

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    What's with the decorative periods, gaper?

  9. #11184
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    I'm fabulous
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  10. #11185
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahman View Post
    What's with the decorative periods, gaper?
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    it challenges the viewer to confront their own prejudices
    and seek a path to resolution,

    or else it's mindless interwebz troll-bait,

    either way, it seems to be working ....

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    "we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up"
    mike tyson

  11. #11186
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    Quote Originally Posted by romeo tango View Post
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    it challenges the viewer to confront their own prejudices
    and seek a path to resolution,

    or else it's mindless interwebz troll-bait,

    either way, it seems to be working ....

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    SkiJ would be pleased.

  12. #11187
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    Not quite a gaper quote, but it came definitely from the heart. Overheard from the chairlift as someone came crawling out from some dense trees:

    - Hey Frank?
    - Yeah?
    - Fuck you!
    - Sorry, man,I didn't think that it would be this hard!

  13. #11188
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fofo View Post
    Not quite a gaper quote, but it came definitely from the heart. Overheard from the chairlift as someone came crawling out from some dense trees:

    - Hey Frank?
    - Yeah?
    - Fuck you!
    - Sorry, man,I didn't think that it would be this hard!
    Thats funny AF.

  14. #11189
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    Missed the perfect opportunity for "that's what she said"
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  15. #11190
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    Lady with shiny tech setup. Not a scratch. Like pristine first day of the season.
    A) Well those sure are shiny
    B) Oh thanks, yeah I'm trying to get into Backcountry skiing. Trying to figure out how to make them turn.
    A) Cool. Have you been down X?
    B) Oh, heh, no I'm still working on greens and blues.

  16. #11191
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoova View Post
    SkiJ would be pleased.
    : )

    skiJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huskydoc View Post
    Lady with shiny tech setup. Not a scratch. Like pristine first day of the season.
    A) Well those sure are shiny
    B) Oh thanks, yeah I'm trying to get into Backcountry skiing. Trying to figure out how to make them turn.
    A) Cool. Have you been down X?
    B) Oh, heh, no I'm still working on greens and blues.
    On the upside, she won't be intentionally seeking out avalanche terrain for a long while.

  18. #11193
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    Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

    Quote Originally Posted by Huskydoc View Post
    Lady with shiny tech setup. Not a scratch. Like pristine first day of the season.
    A) Well those sure are shiny
    B) Oh thanks, yeah I'm trying to get into Backcountry skiing. Trying to figure out how to make them turn.
    A) Cool. Have you been down X?
    B) Oh, heh, no I'm still working on greens and blues.
    I honestly have no problem with this. What’s wrong with knowing you want to tour, then getting the gear and going into a resort to learn first? Seems like the right way to do it

  19. #11194
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    Agreed.


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  20. #11195
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    If she was a friend, and truly a beginner skier, I'd suggest picking up a used setup with alpine binders on the cheap so that knees could remain intact during the inevitable backward twisting fall.

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  21. #11196
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    dude on lift yesterday at Alta, rambling about ski lift emergency power and a lot of other stuff


    "it's actually safe to be on a ski lift if it gets hit by Lightning. Since they are grounded you're actually safer on a lift than not on one"

  22. #11197
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    just a heads up, this Indy Pass is going to bring in a lot of fucking idiots ---

    Quote Originally Posted by bfree View Post
    MRNP announces no weekday access to Paradise for the winter.

    Fuck that. Pay enough money to attract more staff. It's the government, they can find the money if they actually give a damn.
    Quote Originally Posted by daviski View Post
    OK, that would definitely suck,,,,, however I just got off the phone with someone in the office at Whte pass and she said that is NOT the case. She said whether the paradise basin and lifts were open would just be decided by conditions. She was optimistic for weekdays by mid december
    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    daviski, Paradise on Mt Rainier is different from the inbounds terrain region at White Pass ski area called Paradise Basin
    you know there ain't no devil,
    there's just God when he's drunk---- Tom Waits

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    Best antigaper thing I've seen in a while:
    https://www.instagram.com/p/CifaBAfjA5q/
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

  24. #11199
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    Best antigaper thing I've seen in a while:
    https://www.instagram.com/p/CifaBAfjA5q/
    Wow, so cool! What's that? Oh, no, I'm OK, I just got something in my eye.

  25. #11200
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    Best antigaper thing I've seen in a while:
    https://www.instagram.com/p/CifaBAfjA5q/
    That was heartwarming for sure.

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