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  1. #5651
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    Maybe not gapers at skiing but definitely other things. I lost it at the pussy part.
    Quote Originally Posted by b dubya View Post
    Tricks are for hookers

  2. #5652
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  3. #5653
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    Heard a woman in Prospect Park, Brooklyn say:

    I might join this club that goes to Vermont every weekend, you know, like, Stowe or Pikes Peak.

  4. #5654
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    For the sake of Stowe and all of northern VT, I hope she goes looking for Pike's Peak.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  5. #5655
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    I want to see pussy? Is it in that movie? I heard they blank out all the good bits or the scene changes once it starts to get good?

    Too bad though, i already have one movie on my laptop.

  6. #5656
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    50 year old British lady on holiday with a bunch of other 50 something Brits at Nevada beach in Tahoe says to her friends "look at those guys in wet suits" one of her friends replies it's because they are Mexicans


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  7. #5657
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    ^I'm not exactly sure why, but that was pretty darn funny.

  8. #5658
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    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  9. #5659
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    One of the better ones I have heard in Jackson is 'The backcountry, is that dangerous?'
    Always charging it in honor of Flyin' Ryan Hawks.

  10. #5660
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altaholic View Post
    One of the better ones I have heard in Jackson is 'The backcountry, is that dangerous?'
    At least they asked.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid

  11. #5661
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    Quote Originally Posted by Altaholic View Post
    One of the better ones I have heard in Jackson is 'The backcountry, is that dangerous?'
    They should stick to the back bowls at Vail.
    Quote Originally Posted by b dubya View Post
    Tricks are for hookers

  12. #5662
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    Quote Originally Posted by narc View Post
    They should stick to the back bowls at Vail.
    Yes they should. I love how they were telling themselves it was not THAT scary with no gear.
    Always charging it in honor of Flyin' Ryan Hawks.

  13. #5663
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    This guys tan lines are going to suck

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  14. #5664
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    Some kook said he "crossed the pond " on returning to the west coast from the east coast of the USA.....jajajaaaaaaa

  15. #5665
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastPDR View Post
    This guys tan lines are going to suck

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    Only if you assume he wore it all day..... Dont assume ya kook.

  16. #5666
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    Quote Originally Posted by WestCoastPDR View Post
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    There's probably alot of buttsex saved on that GoPro.

    NTTAWWT.

  17. #5667
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    Me- "Do you know what number to call for emergency medical assistance?"

    Guy with concussion "well I live in San Francisco so I don't really know"




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  18. #5668
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    Was out for an afternoon dayhike in MRNP this weekend when we passed a group of ladies heading the other way.

    As they approached I overheard one ask the other, "Do you think people come out here and cut away the trees that fall over the trails?" I responded with, "No. These trees in the national park are extremely polite and they make sure to fall in such a way that they don't interfere with the trail system."

  19. #5669
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    Quote Originally Posted by pipedream View Post
    Was out for an afternoon dayhike in MRNP this weekend when we passed a group of ladies heading the other way.

    As they approached I overheard one ask the other, "Do you think people come out here and cut away the trees that fall over the trails?" I responded with, "No. These trees in the national park are extremely polite and they make sure to fall in such a way that they don't interfere with the trail system."
    Amazing how those trees manage to break so smooth and straight across.

  20. #5670
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    MTB season here. Overheard at a restaurant while a group of guys from different parts of the country were discussing their day's ride:
    "I thought all those tubes were for snow making." Referring to sap lines suspended from trees in a sugarbush that one of the major MTB trails passes through.
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
    http://tim-kirchoff.pixels.com/

  21. #5671
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    Arrow


  22. #5672
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    At A Basin last weekend:

    (Watching a patroller ski cut runs from the chairlift) "Is that how they start the moguls? If it is, they should stop, I hate moguls."

  23. #5673
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    Quote Originally Posted by zartagen View Post
    At A Basin last weekend:

    (Watching a patroller ski cut runs from the chairlift) "Is that how they start the moguls? If it is, they should stop, I hate moguls."
    Classic.

  24. #5674
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    The ski area's not open and won't be for ten days, just got a two foot storm, people skinning all over the place, everyone that works there is busting ass dealing with the storm snow and the impending opening date, and one of the skinners stops and asks "Which runs are groomed?" He has an injury and doesn't want to ski the powder.
    And I guess that I just don't know

  25. #5675
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    Quote Originally Posted by zartagen View Post
    At A Basin last weekend:

    (Watching a patroller ski cut runs from the chairlift) "Is that how they start the moguls? If it is, they should stop, I hate moguls."
    Holy shit! 😂

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