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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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04-10-2013, 08:17 PM #4351
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04-11-2013, 10:19 AM #4352Registered User
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Someone on a lift in CO:
"Where do you put the moguls in the summer?"
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04-11-2013, 10:40 AM #4353
Hmmmm, tits or GTFO?
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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04-11-2013, 10:44 AM #4354
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04-11-2013, 06:38 PM #4355
"what's the worst injury you have seen?"
"Has anyone died this season?"
gaper - "you must be a really good skier."
tri-cameron - "yeah, actually, im the best skier on the mountain" (+50gp's)
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04-23-2013, 06:15 PM #4356
I drove from A Basin into Dillon with my ski rack open. Skis were inside, but I bet I looked dumb for a while.
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04-23-2013, 06:27 PM #4357
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04-23-2013, 06:37 PM #4358
Not a gaper quote...
I was in the mammoth gondy with some dude who pulled out cologne and spritzed his neck.
It was terrible....
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04-23-2013, 10:28 PM #4359
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04-23-2013, 10:38 PM #4360Registered User
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04-24-2013, 08:37 AM #4361
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04-24-2013, 01:36 PM #4362Registered User
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pshaw After the first frikken' day using my new sticks in a puking Taos storm, I loved them so much that I ran over them with my car as I left the lot.
However, because noone was there to hear me cursing, there is no Gaper Quote material.
Ooops, didn't see this:
hmmm, was it about three years ago, end of season at Taos?
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04-24-2013, 07:50 PM #4363Registered User
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Not so much a singular quote but rather a series of bizarre lies. I know a dude who goes around claiming credit for stuff I do. Ex.#1 I spent a lot of time last summer 'improving the forest' and dude goes around telling everyone he did it. Ex.#2 Dude goes around telling people he skied a couloir I skied when he has never even been there. Ex.#3 Dude tells other friends that we have plans to go on this big glacier traverse to ski a line. No such plans ever existed. Pathological liar = plethora of gaper utterances. Who knows what other B.S. has come out of this guy's mouth!
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04-25-2013, 11:45 PM #4364glued
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^ Alternate personalities will get ya every time.
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04-26-2013, 03:59 PM #4365Registered User
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Alternate personalities for sure. Dude is/was a ski partner. Fun guy too. It just gets a little annoying when I repeatedly have people coming up to me saying that they heard that me and buddy did this and that. puts me in a very weird spot when I have to set the record straight. I'd like to keep the fun guy and ditch the liar but unfortunately that's not the way it works.
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04-29-2013, 05:44 PM #4366
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04-29-2013, 05:58 PM #4367
Fashion dreadlock Prince Valiant haircut guy in a sporty Nissan Z at the top of Sonora Pass on Friday: "How do I get to Mammoth from here?"
I resisted the temptation to tell him he missed his turn and needed to go back to Kennedy Mdw.I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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04-29-2013, 06:28 PM #4368
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05-16-2013, 08:29 AM #4369
Single White Male or.... Cable Guy?
Just don't accept any invitations to Medieval Times and you should be fine.HTML Code:https://youtu.be/hhVylFtE2YE
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09-03-2013, 06:11 AM #4370Registered User
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Not a quote exactly...
http://unofficialnetworks.com/ride-j...-people-78220/
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09-11-2013, 05:34 PM #4371Registered User
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09-11-2013, 09:23 PM #4372
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09-12-2013, 05:04 AM #4373
i know it's kind of like kicking a puppy. but i couldn't resist snapping this photo of a snazzy Chilleno in the ski rental shop. The fact that it's a starter jacket AND Kansass University to boot. I was rolling!
Really bummed it's so out of focus. Guess i was too excited to compose myself.
I demoed the TECH TALK JONG! pro model this spring and their performance was unparalleled which is good because I ski in a wedge most of the time - bendtheski, 2011
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09-17-2013, 11:28 PM #4374
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09-18-2013, 05:17 AM #4375
^wow. Is that for fucking real? That's like buying a car that only goes to work.
I demoed the TECH TALK JONG! pro model this spring and their performance was unparalleled which is good because I ski in a wedge most of the time - bendtheski, 2011
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