Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**baron** · 04-23-2022, 06:38 AM

Older guy in Alta locker room yesterday, was leaving (just as the storm skiing got top notch)

I hadda ask ''why you leaving now, there's fresh untracked lines out there''

*He responds ''its getting busy" >LMAO there was no wait in the lift line

**Ski220** · 04-23-2022, 07:08 AM

^^^^^
Well, if the ‘older’ guy has a locker at Alta, he can’t be that much of a gaper. And what were YOU doing in the locker room if the skiing was so good ?

Sorry, just bustin’ balls. Hope you were wearing some nylon.

**baron** · 04-23-2022, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by Ski220

^^^^^
Well, if the ‘older’ guy has a locker at Alta, he can’t be that much of a gaper. And what were YOU doing in the locker room if the skiing was so good ?

Sorry, just bustin’ balls. Hope you were wearing some nylon.

lmao...I knew someone would call that out

lol, I was changing into cold weather gloves n such .../trolls a little> the locker room is also where I make my gas money to drive up the canyon

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 04-23-2022, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by baron

lmao...I knew someone would call that out

lol, I was changing into cold weather gloves n such .../trolls a little> the locker room is also where I make my gas money to drive up the canyon

So you’re a meat gazer?

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**baron** · 04-23-2022, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

So you’re a meat gazer?

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i'm not the one with a rainbow avatar... this thread could get pretty funny today

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 04-23-2022, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by baron

i'm not the one with a rainbow avatar... this thread could get pretty funny today

I’m not the one creeping geezers in the locker room. The rainbow shows my support for all orientations, really it was the best unicorn avatar that I could find. Truly magnificent

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**jonesy** · 04-23-2022, 10:11 AM

Nice come back. I'm sure we don't need to know about the locker room.

**baron** · 04-23-2022, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

I’m not the one creeping geezers in the locker room. The rainbow shows my support for all orientations, really it was the best unicorn avatar that I could find. Truly magnificent

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If you fly the Rainbow we can't hear your torn ass fart anymore / support?, lmao

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 04-23-2022, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by baron

If you fly the Rainbow we can't hear your torn ass fart anymore / support?, lmao

Torn ass farts? This post is nonsensical jibberish. You can do better, or maybe you can’t.

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**~mikey b** · 04-23-2022, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

I’m not the one creeping geezers in the locker room. The rainbow shows my support for all orientations, really it was the best unicorn avatar that I could find. Truly magnificent

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sorry but THIS is the best unicorn avatar

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**baron** · 04-23-2022, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

Torn ass farts? This post is nonsensical jibberish. You can do better, or maybe you can’t.

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to bad I trolled and landed a fish that can't read... suppositions and misinterpretations are no way to go though life/ I feel sorry for you

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 04-23-2022, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by baron

to bad I trolled and landed a fish that can't read... suppositions and misinterpretations are no way to go though life/ I feel sorry for you

Oh I can read, explain what you meant by rainbows and torn ass farts

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**baron** · 04-23-2022, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

Oh I can read, explain what you meant by rainbows and torn ass farts

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guess I shoulda popped a comma in there...but you should have not pluralized that fart, that came out of your torn ass

Anyways>hope you had fun ! i was just trolling while I was on break at work-installed 230 lineal feet of 6 '' baseboard today

....after 11k posts in a ski forum ,I hope you realized no one is naked in a ski area public locker room

...at least no one that shouldn't be arrested .

**Core Shot** · 04-23-2022, 05:17 PM

I’m liking the torn ass farts moniker.

Should be in the Taco Bell thread, however.

**AirheadD8** · 04-23-2022, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by jonesy

Nice come back. I'm sure we don't need to know about the locker room.

Maybe he goes through peoples pockets looking for change?

**jonesy** · 04-23-2022, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by AirheadD8

Maybe he goes through peoples pockets looking for change?

Change for a Nickel...

**AirheadD8** · 04-24-2022, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by jonesy

Change for a Nickel...

Lol so he only steals mags pants? Sells them on eBay?

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 04-24-2022, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by baron

guess I shoulda popped a comma in there...but you should have not pluralized that fart, that came out of your torn ass

Anyways>hope you had fun ! i was just trolling while I was on break at work-installed 230 lineal feet of 6 '' baseboard today

....after 11k posts in a ski forum ,I hope you realized no one is naked in a ski area public locker room

...at least no one that shouldn't be arrested .

I’m not bougie enough to be in a ski area locker room

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**alpinevibes** · 04-24-2022, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by AirheadD8

Lol so he only steals mags pants? Sells them on eBay?

But will the pants come with the powder skirt or NOT?!

**skinipenem** · 04-24-2022, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

I’m not bougie enough to be in a ski area locker room

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I didn't realize ski area locker rooms were a thing until I stumbled into one the other day looking for the loo.

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**detrusor** · 04-24-2022, 02:42 PM

Big waiting list at Alta

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**old goat** · 04-24-2022, 03:31 PM

Since I ski 3 places regularly I guess I should get a locker and 3 sets of gear--that would mean at least 9 pairs of skis, etc etc

**Core Shot** · 04-24-2022, 03:51 PM

Ski lockers are the best.
Many seasons riding the bus in street shoes. Boot up in the locker. It’s luxurious.

Years ago it was not that much money.
My favorite lockers were above wildernest sports.
Aka trg HQ
RIP
And also under the tram building. That locker was ghetto nice.

Booting up in the parking lot isn’t that bad. But having a locker is so nice.

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 04-24-2022, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Core Shot

Ski lockers are the best.
Many seasons riding the bus in street shoes. Boot up in the locker. It’s luxurious.

Years ago it was not that much money.
My favorite lockers were above wildernest sports.
Aka trg HQ
RIP
And also under the tram building. That locker was ghetto nice.

Booting up in the parking lot isn’t that bad. But having a locker is so nice.

See what I mean, you’re bougie as fuck

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**tellybele** · 04-24-2022, 06:11 PM

I worked at Sonora Mountaineering in the early 90s. The business had a locker at Dodge and I only used it to grab the 2 passes for the day, 1 for me and 1 for whoever drove me up. We had to take the passes to the indoor pass counter. It was manned by an older gentleman with a wind tunnel tested hairdo and half a bottle of cologne on. It sucked for the first couple lift rides, you'd constantly get strong whiffs of that fucker. We would always speak to him in accents for funness but we probably added to the fuckery having to repeat shit. Anybody experience that guy at Dodge?