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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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04-23-2022, 06:38 AM #11076
Older guy in Alta locker room yesterday, was leaving (just as the storm skiing got top notch)
I hadda ask ''why you leaving now, there's fresh untracked lines out there''
*He responds ''its getting busy" >LMAO there was no wait in the lift lineski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz
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04-23-2022, 07:08 AM #11077
^^^^^
Well, if the ‘older’ guy has a locker at Alta, he can’t be that much of a gaper. And what were YOU doing in the locker room if the skiing was so good ?
Sorry, just bustin’ balls. Hope you were wearing some nylon.
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04-23-2022, 09:50 AM #11078ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz
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04-23-2022, 09:54 AM #11079
So you’re a meat gazer?
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04-23-2022, 09:58 AM #11080ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz
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04-23-2022, 10:09 AM #11081
I’m not the one creeping geezers in the locker room. The rainbow shows my support for all orientations, really it was the best unicorn avatar that I could find. Truly magnificent
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04-23-2022, 10:11 AM #11082
Nice come back. I'm sure we don't need to know about the locker room.
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04-23-2022, 02:33 PM #11083ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz
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04-23-2022, 02:35 PM #11084
Torn ass farts? This post is nonsensical jibberish. You can do better, or maybe you can’t.
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04-23-2022, 02:51 PM #11085
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04-23-2022, 02:51 PM #11086ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz
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04-23-2022, 03:04 PM #11087
Oh I can read, explain what you meant by rainbows and torn ass farts
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04-23-2022, 05:01 PM #11088
guess I shoulda popped a comma in there...but you should have not pluralized that fart, that came out of your torn ass
Anyways>hope you had fun ! i was just trolling while I was on break at work-installed 230 lineal feet of 6 '' baseboard today ....after 11k posts in a ski forum ,I hope you realized no one is naked in a ski area public locker room ...at least no one that shouldn't be arrested .ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz
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04-23-2022, 05:17 PM #11089
I’m liking the torn ass farts moniker.
Should be in the Taco Bell thread, however.
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04-23-2022, 06:35 PM #11090
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04-23-2022, 07:20 PM #11091
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04-24-2022, 07:56 AM #11092
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04-24-2022, 08:34 AM #11093
I’m not bougie enough to be in a ski area locker room
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04-24-2022, 08:40 AM #11094
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04-24-2022, 01:49 PM #11095
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04-24-2022, 02:42 PM #11096
Big waiting list at Alta
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04-24-2022, 03:31 PM #11097
Since I ski 3 places regularly I guess I should get a locker and 3 sets of gear--that would mean at least 9 pairs of skis, etc etc
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04-24-2022, 03:51 PM #11098
Ski lockers are the best.
Many seasons riding the bus in street shoes. Boot up in the locker. It’s luxurious.
Years ago it was not that much money.
My favorite lockers were above wildernest sports.
Aka trg HQ
RIP
And also under the tram building. That locker was ghetto nice.
Booting up in the parking lot isn’t that bad. But having a locker is so nice.
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04-24-2022, 04:50 PM #11099
See what I mean, you’re bougie as fuck
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04-24-2022, 06:11 PM #11100
I worked at Sonora Mountaineering in the early 90s. The business had a locker at Dodge and I only used it to grab the 2 passes for the day, 1 for me and 1 for whoever drove me up. We had to take the passes to the indoor pass counter. It was manned by an older gentleman with a wind tunnel tested hairdo and half a bottle of cologne on. It sucked for the first couple lift rides, you'd constantly get strong whiffs of that fucker. We would always speak to him in accents for funness but we probably added to the fuckery having to repeat shit. Anybody experience that guy at Dodge?
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