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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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01-19-2023, 12:27 PM #11351
At the top of Flying Z
gaper family- "oh look, you can see the whole town from here!"
gaper kid- "woooooowwwww"
Did they not look around them while in the gondy? Did they not expect to have a view? Leaves me pondering...
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01-19-2023, 12:33 PM #11352
Haha. Clicked in here to see if that was an actual Gaper Quote or if there was more context.
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01-19-2023, 02:56 PM #11353
oh there’s context alright
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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01-19-2023, 03:41 PM #11354mental projection
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01-19-2023, 03:59 PM #11355
I have to sympathize with whoever was on the other end of the conversation. Since we got the heated bidet toilet seat I refuse to take a dump on any of the other toilets. (And it's really annoying when the power goes out which it sometime does 5 times a day and the seat defaults to cold water and I forget to reset it before hitting the spray button.)
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01-19-2023, 05:21 PM #11356
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01-19-2023, 05:25 PM #11357
Are you Steve ?
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01-19-2023, 05:25 PM #11358
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01-19-2023, 06:20 PM #11359
Wait, do you guys not know how to use the 3 seashells?
https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=...AAAAAdAAAAABAINo gnar was harmed in the writing of this post...
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01-19-2023, 06:42 PM #11360mental projection
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ALakes was pretty good, wind was blowing snow into some nice spots, but the ice crust underneath was plenty apparent. Nope, the Kent I rode the lift with didn't have a big bushy beard and a fur hat, just salt and pepper stubble and a ski hat. Funny dude though.
No, Harry, no Steve was riding the lift as far as I know, nor was there someone looking for Steve at the Starbottle Saloon or at Barley Browns. I'm sure there's lots of trucker blow around Baker City though.
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01-19-2023, 08:29 PM #11361
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01-19-2023, 08:31 PM #11362
^I'm sure there's lots of trucker blow around Baker City though. That's local info...tbs.
yepper
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01-20-2023, 12:15 AM #11363
As a touron, I generally try to avoid bringing unwanted attention to myself, esp at a small non-profit area with a tight knit group of locals. When in Rome & all that
https://anthonylakes.com/winter/maps-stats/
There’s two sides to the lift entrance because traffic flows down from both sides of the only chair. Once the AM lineup flushes - maybe 25 chairs - its ski right on for the rest of the day. They line up on one side because the lifty doesn’t want to fuck with alternating lines for 10 minutes
So it was funny when the touron tried and failed to outsmart the locals
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01-20-2023, 07:04 AM #11364
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01-20-2023, 09:00 AM #11365
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01-20-2023, 09:56 AM #11366
Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
Paraphrasing: “It looked like a road to me, officer.” Or “My gps said turn here.”
Drivers ride the rails, become stuck on snow-covered tracks in Durango
Snowstorm rookie tourons and maybe recent transplants you can kind of understand, but locals? A head scratcher, but humorous.
Note the Subaru was the distance winner in deep snow.
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01-20-2023, 10:05 AM #11367
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01-20-2023, 11:32 AM #11368
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01-20-2023, 01:55 PM #11369Registered User
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Overheard on the shuttle at Steamboat a few weeks ago...
Gaper instructor behind us started talking about how great his skis were. He claimed his Heart (Head?) Super Shape was perfect for the whole mountain. Then the lady next to him said she hopes they still make skis like her's because she can race GS, slalom, ski bumps, and the steeps. I peeked and they were a mid 2000's Dynastar beginner/intermediate ski.
The lady's stoke on her skis was kinda cool. I wouldn't have thought much of the whole conversation cause I had a kick ass day of sidecounty pow touring.
Then the instructor started talking about my wife's and my ~100mm touring skis and how they were too wide. He said that he'd skied my ski (Navis Freebirds) telemark and that they were just OK and wouldn't make a good alpine ski.
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01-20-2023, 02:10 PM #11370
My new favorite activity is asking patrollers at wherever I'm skiing how to get to Corbet's.
Guy I know takes stacks of trail maps from our home ski area and puts them in the map boxes at other ski areas.
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01-20-2023, 02:21 PM #11371
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01-20-2023, 02:24 PM #11372
There’s ski areas that still print maps??
I miss those
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01-20-2023, 02:27 PM #11373
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01-21-2023, 07:58 PM #11374
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lift line today ....
ME: are you a single?
SHE: yes i am
ME: can we ride up together?
SHE: i need to go alone, i dont unload very well
."we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up"
mike tyson
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01-21-2023, 08:04 PM #11375
was her name benny?
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