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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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02-09-2013, 01:46 PM #4201
Awesome, another gaper quote to beater on.
Talking personal lives; because it is clear you still live with your mom , and most likely have not been on a real date....ever, my "date" could have been a. your mom b.my own smoking hot mom c. my wife d. exwife, or my slutty au pair.
too funny and stop being such a retarded douche.Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
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02-09-2013, 04:13 PM #4202
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02-09-2013, 05:11 PM #4203
I can't imagine the trail of tail that Das and Leroy have left in their wake .... Reality show written all over it.
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02-09-2013, 05:25 PM #4204Registered User
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02-09-2013, 06:50 PM #4205
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02-09-2013, 08:08 PM #4206
quite the beer stash behind the counter ...
I hope that was only 1 hour on the job's worth of bribes ...
either way ...
it would be unlikely one would be proud to be the dad of that kid ...
unless Xbox becomes an olympic sport !!!We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...
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02-09-2013, 09:29 PM #4207
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02-09-2013, 11:49 PM #4208
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02-10-2013, 01:40 AM #4209
from the online comments left on fark.com regarding the vid:
"I don't do that much skiing, but I can't imagine it's good for your boots to be trekking for miles on asphalt in them. It's not that hard to wear sneakers to the drop and then change."
also:
So, they spent 6 days setting this up. Maybe I'm just lazy, but there's a lot more I'd rather spend 6 days doing besides moving and packing snow in a building.
also:
One minute-long intro? Artsy out-of-focus shots? Obscure music chosen to ironically contrast with the content? Almost 1/4 of the video is credits? Yep. It's Vimeo.
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02-10-2013, 02:57 AM #4210spook Guest
that is very interesting. i especially like the focus on the comments. huzzah!
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02-10-2013, 06:32 AM #4211
Since I'm in fucking Nashville, I'm reduced to a gaper I saw on the highway yesterday. Tried to snap a pic, but was unsuccessful.
Guy driving an early model, white, convertible Z3, tow hitch with big scrotum hanging from it, towing a white, murdered out (as in skullz all over, gas cap, skullz custom painted in, skullz hanging from the tassles the works) Harley Road King. I laughed.
I might have to chase some of this Nemo powder tomorrow."One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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02-10-2013, 07:22 AM #4212
I gotta get me a SkiTote for real....
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02-10-2013, 08:11 AM #4213spook Guest
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02-10-2013, 05:13 PM #4214
Seen this morning, on the access road up to AZ Snowbowl: 3 Chinese men in a rented minivan, already half way up, opting to put on chains in a nuking storm. One man behind the van directing traffic around the van blocking traffic, one man holding chains with bare hands, one man trying to decipher installation instructions.
Couldn't stop laughing.
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02-10-2013, 07:28 PM #4215
So I took a trip to Ski Discovery today. Good day. There's this regular there who skis with his little toy poodle or something sticking out of his jacket. It's adorable. I had to stop and talk to him. Bridget had her own little tiny matching helmet!
The kicker is that he had a mast mounted gopro pointing back at him and his dog. That mast mount is great, looks like you can midair refuel or something.
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02-10-2013, 08:28 PM #4216Rope->Dope
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From Steamboat:
Saw a guy up top with a trail map attached to a lanyard. It was pretty amusing watching this guy trying to expand the sopping collection of paper and keep it intact.
Riding Thunderhead to mid mountain, we hear numerous expletives being shouted on our left. There was 10" of fresh up there, and this guy wasn't having a good time. He was side stepping and traversing the entire slope, screaming "FUCK", "SHIT", "DAMN IT" left and right. His buddy was cheering him on from down below, trying to encourage him, but this guy obviously didn't like powder and wasn't having any of it.Last edited by hatchgreenchile; 02-10-2013 at 09:15 PM.
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02-10-2013, 08:56 PM #4217
If that video does not surface I will be very disappointed.
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02-11-2013, 01:53 PM #4218
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02-11-2013, 02:07 PM #4219
Two guys on the bunny lift did not get off at unload point. Somehow did not trip the E-stop bar then tried to get off on the way back to the base "(6-8 feet off the ground). Liftie running and yelling, don't get off
I need to go to Utah.
Utah?
Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?
So after 15 years we finally made it to Utah.....
Thanks BCSAR and POWMOW Ski Patrol for rescues
8, 17, 13, 18, 16, 18, 20, 19, 16, 24, 32, 35
2021/2022 (13/15)
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02-11-2013, 02:31 PM #4220
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02-11-2013, 02:37 PM #4221Registered User
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02-11-2013, 06:08 PM #4222Registered User
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Are we missing something?
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02-11-2013, 07:26 PM #4223Dude.
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2 kids today at Whitewater walk up to one of the wooden ski racks outside the lodge.
"So... how does this work?"
The other kid leans his snowboard up against it. It slides down to the ground. At least he had the gumption to facepalm himself.
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02-11-2013, 07:52 PM #4224
serious question ...
how do those asian skis ride ???
turning radius of 2 meters ...
no wait ... thats 7ft for you metricly chalanged americans ... maybe ... ish ...We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...
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02-11-2013, 08:06 PM #4225
Overheard in the corral:
"It's not the wind.....it's the wind chill that bothers me"Feeling anxious, a little paranoid.
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