Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[bennymac]

he's wearing a Spot PLB (not a beacon) on his shoulder strap...no comment

[Soups]

he's wearing a Spot PLB (not a beacon) on his shoulder strap...no comment

Yep, that's a SPOT. I wonder if he was the douchnozzle that kept setting it off on Bethoud Pass last year, thinking it was a beacon, and causing SAR to respond everytime.

[TheMasterOfNone]

Nope it's a different guy: [ame="http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=179955"]PLB false alerts in Berthoud Pass area[/ame]

Hopefully he's learned his lesson...

[Garth Bimble]

Sharing a chair today with a woman from Southern Illinois...she tells me that a couple of days ago she is riding the same chair, it's approaching the top so she starts to get ready to unload only to discover, much to her dismay, that she is missing a ski! Now I've seen people drop all kinds of shit while riding the lift, some more noticeable than others, but how can you not notice that you've dropped a ski during a 7-minute lift ride?

She thought the whole situation was hilarious and the way she told the story was pretty funny...guess you needed to be there though.

[Wes Mantooth]

I want to hear that he ripped it.

No he was truly awful. I beat him by ~25 seconds in a 38 second race

[Sessiøn]

No he was truly awful. I beat him by ~25 seconds in a 38 second race

Probably cuz you were wearing tights.

[old goat]

Sharing a chair today with a woman from Southern Illinois...she tells me that a couple of days ago she is riding the same chair, it's approaching the top so she starts to get ready to unload only to discover, much to her dismay, that she is missing a ski! Now I've seen people drop all kinds of shit while riding the lift, some more noticeable than others, but how can you not notice that you've dropped a ski during a 7-minute lift ride?

She thought the whole situation was hilarious and the way she told the story was pretty funny...guess you needed to be there though.

I managed to do that at KT the other day--thought I was clicked in and I wasn't, even though I skated up to the lift without a problem. Fortunately I dropped it on the ramp, not in the Fingers. It would definitely be hard to not notice the ski was missing though.

[JaytaeMoney]

when the best parts of your video are the car and lift ride we have a problem, paul

[Wes Mantooth]

Probably cuz you were wearing tights.

He got too distracted by my cute little buns dancing around gates in front of him. I think I was faster because my goggles are neon green which is the 3rd fastest color

[powtario]

Sharing a chair today with a woman from Southern Illinois...she tells me that a couple of days ago she is riding the same chair, it's approaching the top so she starts to get ready to unload only to discover, much to her dismay, that she is missing a ski! Now I've seen people drop all kinds of shit while riding the lift, some more noticeable than others, but how can you not notice that you've dropped a ski during a 7-minute lift ride?

She thought the whole situation was hilarious and the way she told the story was pretty funny...guess you needed to be there though.

This is full of win. (fail?)
Loveland pow pow day!


Even has the single biner on the backpack.

The ski falling off and hitting this guy mid-run would be the only thing that could salvage this guy, his video and his anti-goggle-fogging-darth mask.

[Prodigy]

the don said,
Check this guy's blog photo, GAPER GAP ALERT

http://streettopeak.wordpress.com/20...up-in-america/

That guy is a horrible writer.

Then on top of that his "blog" sucks.

On top of that he is one of the douchy USA hating Canadians.

Not all are douches, but this guy is just like the South Park episode.

fucking asshole.

The dude called the legal consumption of alcohol and topless women "backwards"...

[johngenx]

This is full of win. (fail?)
Loveland pow pow day!

1. Where is the powder? Pow pow means powder?
2. What is the large belay locker for? Expecting a rappel? (see #3)
3. A SPOT on a green groomer?
4. POV means from your point of view, not of an epileptic rodent that has latched onto the end of your arm.
5. Why is he chewing on a hockey puck through his neoprene mask? Gnarly new energy food I don't know about?
6. Free Gravol for all watching, please.

[mangled]

that was the worst pov, worst any ski video i have ever seen
there is no way to unwatch that shit

[TacocaT]

For the those who are not on facebook I think this is the same video. I saw that guy from the chair Thursday and thought to myself "that is going to be one great movie."
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miYPtrunO4Q"]YouTube - Loveland (POW POW DAY Part Duex!)[/nomedia]

[bendtheski]

Yes, that was terrible, but at least now I know what next year's haloween costume is going to be...
http://talusoutdoor.com/coldavenger
This and a white leotard and I will be "DOUCHENOZZLE MAN"!!!!

"Luke, I am your father".

[Smoova]

For the those who are not on facebook I think this is the same video. I saw that guy from the chair Thursday and thought to myself "that is going to be one great movie."
YouTube - Loveland (POW POW DAY Part Duex!)

Best part of the video is the last 20 seconds when he is skiing in the parking lot...

[MJbumper1121]

^^ I became sick to my stomach multiple times watching that video. The parking lot scene was sick.

[Captain Anal]

How(why!?) did any of you actually watch that whole video?

[stfu&gbtw]

Holy shit that is a horrible video.

[Scottie]

Another case of a missing ski from this weekend:

At Caberfae there is a part of the lift about halfway up that gets close to the ground. Tall guy on long skis on the chair in front of me was wasn't paying attention and his ski tip stuck right in the snow and popped off. He just sat there and rode up with one ski. No reaction from him or anyone else with him, like he was just trying to pretend that didn't just happen. Our chair was cracking up. Actually I give him credit for handling it well. A gaper would probably freak out (or not notice) hmmmm

[Helldawg]

Yep, that's a SPOT. I wonder if he was the douchnozzle that kept setting it off on Bethoud Pass last year, thinking it was a beacon, and causing SAR to respond everytime.

JONG. SPOT don't do that...

Google it toolbox.

[The SnowShow]

Even better: [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Q-zNppcT0"]YouTube - Loveland Ski Area 2011[/nomedia]

[oftpiste]

gives a whole new meaning to 'tedium'.

[Sessiøn]

Even better: YouTube - Loveland Ski Area 2011

What the fuck is up with those goddamn Darth Vader masks.

[The SnowShow]

What the fuck is up with those goddamn Darth Vader masks.

I love that they both have them...maybe they fuck each other with them on?