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  1. #7526
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meanfruit View Post
    Try? He Did

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    It’s only a troll job if it successfully baits someone.


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    Most of this page qualifies as gaper quote of the weekend.

    Edit--most of the last page
    Last edited by old goat; 11-25-2017 at 09:33 AM.

  3. #7528
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikdes26 View Post
    It’s only a troll job if it successfully baits someone.


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    dude... anyone who engages in response to, " do you heli ? " in

    the 'Best Gaper quote of the weekend' has not only been trolled . . .

    You could be nominated for (the) Best Gaper ...


    good luck... skiJ



    you might try AlpineZone.com
    Last edited by skiJ; 11-25-2017 at 06:48 AM.

  4. #7529
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    Took the girls to a basin yesterday for some blue/green groomer action. A guy who clearly was not advanced enough to be instructing talking to a lady he was skiing with "you need to dig the tails in, just lean back as you turn". Picture a guy leaning back as he tries to turn with arms out and both poles dragging behind him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GPP33 View Post
    Took the girls to a basin yesterday for some blue/green groomer action. A guy who clearly was not advanced enough to be instructing talking to a lady he was skiing with "you need to dig the tails in, just lean back as you turn". Picture a guy leaning back as he tries to turn with arms out and both poles dragging behind him.
    he was probably teaching her how to afterbang.
    "Its not the arrow, its the Indian" - M.Pinto

  6. #7531
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    Quote Originally Posted by GPP33 View Post
    Took the girls to a basin yesterday for some blue/green groomer action. A guy who clearly was not advanced enough to be instructing talking to a lady he was skiing with "you need to dig the tails in, just lean back as you turn". Picture a guy leaning back as he tries to turn with arms out and both poles dragging behind him.
    I hear that occasionally on powder days. "Just lean back"

  7. #7532
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    Quote Originally Posted by skiJ View Post
    dude... anyone who engages in response to, " do you heli ? " in

    the 'Best Gaper quote of the weekend' has not only been trolled . . .

    You could be nominated for (the) Best Gaper ...


    good luck... skiJ



    you might try AlpineZone.com
    I’ve probably been skiing longer than you’ve been wiping your own ass. I’m fine right here.


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  8. #7533
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikdes26 View Post
    I’ve probably been skiing longer than you’ve been wiping your own ass. I’m fine right here.


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    This thread is perfect for you.
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  9. #7534
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikdes26 View Post
    I’ve probably been skiing longer than you’ve been wiping your own ass. I’m fine right here.


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    This is not a good place for sensitive people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    This is not a good place for sensitive people.
    That’s why I’m here.


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  11. #7536
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    A guy got on the lift with me today..... introduced himself...”Hi! I’m Jong!, who are you?”

    I kind of laughed quietly to myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceclimb View Post
    A guy got on the lift with me today..... introduced himself...”Hi! I’m Jong!, who are you?”

    I kind of laughed quietly to myself.
    Had this same experience except we got to talking and he turned out to be a maggot! He saw me grin just a little at hearing his name...
    I ski 135 degree chutes switch to the road.

  13. #7538
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    This was an Asian gentleman..... I think it was his actual name.

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    i can see that having the potential to get awkward

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceclimb View Post
    This was an Asian gentleman..... I think it was his actual name.
    Same deal, he was Asian and a maggot so he’d been down this road a few times before. Cool guy. Legit skier.
    I ski 135 degree chutes switch to the road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikdes26 View Post
    I’ve probably been skiing longer than you’ve been wiping your own ass. I’m fine right here.

    ( lol )

    Dear gaper...

    I am Sorry that you lost epicski : it was a cool place.


    Thank you for your concern about 'wiping (my) ass. ' skiJ
    " ... I will do anything to go Skiing ... There Is no pride ... " (Miriam , 2005-2006 epic)

    Dec21, 2016. LittleBigLost :
    " I think about it everyday. It is my reminder to live life to the fullest. I get up early, go to bed late, 'cuz I got shit to do. Like I said, I'm 61. Not going to wait till I'm 81 to do stuff, ...

    Get out there and do stuff!

    Enjoy life to the fullest!!

    See you on the slopes! "

  17. #7542
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    Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

    Quote Originally Posted by skiJ View Post
    ( lol )

    Dear gaper...

    I am Sorry that you lost epicski : it was a cool place.


    Thank you for your concern about 'wiping (my) ass. ' skiJ
    I used to hike 2 hours for 10 minutes of turns on 207 gs skis, without needing “skins” or “hike mode.” Tell me again how I’m a gaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikdes26 View Post
    I used to hike 2 hours for 10 minutes of turns on 207 gs skis, without needing “skins” or “hike mode.” Tell me again how I’m a gaper.
    Gaper may be a poor choice of words ....

    But I gotta say, after reviewing the banter ... you're not coming across as 'core' as you may think you are.
    "Its not the arrow, its the Indian" - M.Pinto

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikdes26 View Post
    I used to hike 2 hours for 10 minutes of turns on 207 gs skis, without needing “skins” or “hike mode.” Tell me again how I’m a gaper.

    thanks... I do not need to :
    you continue to demonstrate your version of the concept... ( as do I by continuing to respond to your B.s. )


    tj

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    I hear that occasionally on powder days. "Just lean back"
    When people are on 160 rentals they tip dive like a mofo and sometimes it's the only way but yeah, this gets thrown out by gapers way to much.
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    Tricks are for hookers

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiJ View Post
    dude... anyone who engages in response to, " do you heli ? " in

    the 'Best Gaper quote of the weekend' has not only been trolled . . .

    You could be nominated for (the) Best Gaper ...


    good luck... skiJ



    you might try AlpineZone.com
    Can't. They don't support heli skiing over at AZ. It's not an option at Killington.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirotica View Post
    Can't. They don't support heli skiing over at AZ. It's not an option at Killington.

    Thanks...

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    Like most skiers have enough disposable income to heli ski.
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    Heard from lift 2 skiers on WROD @ Red Lodge , " It's not terrible". We had to laugh and are still using that line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whipski View Post
    Heard from lift 2 skiers on WROD @ Red Lodge , " It's not terrible". We had to laugh and are still using that line.
    That line is indicative of a gaper? really?

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