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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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11-11-2017, 06:20 PM #7501
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11-11-2017, 11:05 PM #7502one-track mind
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Today on the 1600ft Keystone WROD...
An adult male skier way ahead of me takes a 5mph slow-motion fall, and both skis eject, so obviously his DIN is set to about 3. I know I can stop in time, so I hockey stop hard, being very careful to make sure my spray doesn't bury him, and I pick up his skis for him. As I hand the skis to him, I notice a huge 3" x 4" sticker on the base of one of his skis. It's the price tag sticker, and it's only just barely starting to show signs of wear.
Me: "Here ya go. When you get home, I recommend you remove the price tag sticker off your skis. That way, your skis will slide more smoothly."
Gaper: "OK, thanks."
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11-11-2017, 11:15 PM #7503
Kills me when I see someone with DPS skis and they're a step above snow plowing. Just horrific.
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11-12-2017, 12:44 PM #7504Eshew obfuscation
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Very kind of you on all fronts.
I never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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11-12-2017, 01:09 PM #7505
I hate that guy. He has old relics on his feet with duct tape gloves. Then rips the shit out of it.
yepper
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11-22-2017, 05:57 PM #7506
According to a guy on the lift next to me, Breck's Imperial lift goes to 14,001'.
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11-22-2017, 07:37 PM #7507
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11-22-2017, 07:46 PM #7508
It should go to 14011
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11-22-2017, 07:47 PM #7509
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11-22-2017, 08:39 PM #7510
Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
Guy in rentals with one boot in walk mode...
Me: “Hey man one of your boots got flipped into walk mode.”
Gaper: “Oh thanks man!” Proceeds to use pole to eject himself out of binding.
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11-22-2017, 08:41 PM #7511
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11-22-2017, 09:46 PM #7512
Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
I must be the 5%. I love my Wailer Foundation 106, and paid far less than retail. Great do-everything ski.
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11-22-2017, 11:58 PM #7513
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11-23-2017, 01:37 AM #7514
An abscess?
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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11-23-2017, 03:17 PM #7515
Paying less than retail = charger
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11-23-2017, 03:55 PM #7516Registered User
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Paying full list, most likely put on a charge card = charger.
Paying less than retail, beat the retail price = beater.
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11-23-2017, 07:18 PM #7517
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11-24-2017, 07:13 PM #7518
Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
I can handle my boards just fine. The DPS isn’t my only pair.
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11-24-2017, 07:17 PM #7519
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11-24-2017, 07:19 PM #7520
Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
What’s your point?
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11-24-2017, 07:34 PM #7521Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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11-24-2017, 08:02 PM #7522
No I have not.
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11-24-2017, 08:12 PM #7523
Btw I know you’re basically trying to troll me.
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11-24-2017, 08:21 PM #7524
Try? He Did
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11-24-2017, 08:25 PM #7525Registered User
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The “duude do you even heli” has to be the lamest troll ever attempted.
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