Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[Flyoverland Captive]

that raises an interesting question: how much new snow must there be in order to be classified as "powder" ?
49N calls any new snow powder, even an inch;

You know the locals call it "49%", as in actual snow totals are 49% of what they report.

[old goat]

My wife has started every lift ride since the election with

"Do you like skiing and the mountains? You do know trump is trying to sell off the public lands. Might think about that if you want to keep having places to go in the mountains"

It's made for some interesting rides. Especially during Sundance.

Friend of mine was at PC during Sundance and said the slopes were empty; most of the rooms were booked by non skiers. He was there for a dermatology conference; undoubtedly the people who took offense at your wife's comments were dermatologists.

[pipedream]

On Saturday, an unaware teenage racer jerry afforded me an extra ride up the padded seats before the DOT-mandated closure. She complained the whole ride about how much she hated powder and skiing l'Internationale on a deep day. It took every ounce of space chocolate pumping through my veins to play it cool and not push her off above Rollen

[stuckathuntermtn]

That space chocolate was intense.

[abraham]

Yeah, sorry I wasn't too communicative Saturday morning. I was still feeling it for sure

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Yeah, sorry I wasn't too communicative Saturday morning. I was still feeling it for sure

Are these gaper quotes?

[abraham]

Are these gaper quotes?

Ha, compared to fatkidfromFL I'm a gaper in the edibles department for sure. I was struggling to keep track of who needed change for lift tickets in the morning

[pipedream]

edibles division

FTFY
Hoping this storm's put the ice moguls back into storage until spring

[jackattack]

Ha, compared to fatkidfromFL I'm a gaper in the edibles department for sure. I was struggling to keep track of who needed change for lift tickets in the morning

Good to hear I wasn't the only space gaper.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Edibles can make gapers out of the biggest stoners.

[mattig]

That's how I got the nickname "cooks" in college. True story--to be told at BBI '18. Don't let me forget.

[skiitsbetter]

[oftpiste]

Those are fucking dope. I want that color with purple.

pretty sure scotsman has the Norrona version in purple he'd sell ya.....

[Chugachjed]

Gotta be cheap. I'm not willing to pay a lot of money to look like an asshole.

[TurxSki]

Gotta be cheap. I'm not willing to pay a lot of money to look like an asshole.

Too late now...

[Chugachjed]

Zing!!

[jonesy]

New sig line. Originally Posted by Chugachjed
Gotta be cheap. I'm not willing to pay a lot of money to look like an asshole.

[oftpiste]

Gotta be cheap. I'm not willing to pay a lot of money to look like an asshole.

It'd probably be really cheap if you promised not to tell anyone where you got it.

[Chugachjed]

Let him know. I'll happily rock an ugly one piece.

[alpinevibes]

A Korean posse was cruising around Aspen Mountain a few weeks back. This lady had a Gorilla pod style Go Pro mount that was both propped up and later, facing right into her goggles:

[yahs]

I have never seen one of these on my Local BC hills. Only stories.......

[old goat]

A Korean posse was cruising around Aspen Mountain a few weeks back. This lady had a Gorilla pod style Go Pro mount that was both propped up and later, facing right into her goggles:

I think that's a sigmoidoscope

[Not Neil_Armstrong]

Edibles can make gapers out of the biggest stoners.

They scare me! I'll stick to Soda water and coffee!

[skinipenem]

In the metal people mover box in the sky today this guy from near east Greenwich Village in Westchester county (not really sure where exactly) tried to explain where he is from by saying "if you're a liberal than you are from [someplace I dint remember] near there."... point being ... I say the word gaper in conversation and he asks me, "what's a gaper?" I say, "you'll find out soon enough."

I just didn't have the energy or the balls to define a gaper while sandwiched amongst a bunch of skiers in the box.

[raueda1]

^^^ I see. That certainly clears things up.