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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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03-17-2017, 05:15 PM #7201
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03-17-2017, 05:26 PM #7202Registered User
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03-17-2017, 05:26 PM #7203
Good. You two should go out. You can both gape. And stay off the chairlifts.
When u divorce her cuz you couldn't get a word in, can't say nobody told u so!!!
'Course, with that rhaspy smokacious voice, well never mind.
And you both know you don't know where the moguls are kept in the summer! Ignorance is bliss...
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03-17-2017, 05:28 PM #7204
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03-17-2017, 10:02 PM #7205
Never thought I'd see the day when some young girl was texting while navigating one of those traverses at Alta. This one was on the Germania return.
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03-17-2017, 10:06 PM #7206
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03-17-2017, 11:08 PM #7207
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03-17-2017, 11:16 PM #7208
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03-18-2017, 12:07 AM #7209
I am a local of the world this year, young man.
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03-18-2017, 06:26 AM #7210
Would you be a local at our humble hill Benny? You can go rear entry.
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03-18-2017, 10:11 AM #7211
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03-18-2017, 10:48 AM #7212
I think they go into a Zen state, where the meaning of life becomes clear and they become one with the universe. Or maybe they just sleep.
If anyone decides to reissue the SX series--a la Flexon's--this would be a perfect ad "So comfortable you can wear them for eternity."
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03-18-2017, 06:51 PM #7213
Told to me by a liftie working at Park City: "So this guy asks me 'What do they do with all the moguls in the summer?' "
Assuming that you know what moguls are, it's difficult for me to even understand the question.
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03-18-2017, 07:07 PM #7214
You can tell them they are BOSU Balls and are loaned to Planet Fitness in the summer.
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03-18-2017, 07:22 PM #7215
Quoting the most common gaper quotes is becoming the new gaper quote.
I ski 135 degree chutes switch to the road.
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03-18-2017, 10:05 PM #7216
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03-18-2017, 11:55 PM #7217
Saw a guy wearing a Teton Gravity Research baseball cap at the grocery store tonight.
I ask him: "Change for a nickel?"
He says: "What?"
Me [/shrug]: "Nothing ... I just saw your hat"
Which was fitted ... WTF?!?
Dude looked just like a dentist. (really)
Probably had DPS's on the car rack.In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...
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03-19-2017, 12:25 AM #7218
I was offered change tonight. Not a dentist
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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03-19-2017, 01:36 AM #7219
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03-19-2017, 08:16 AM #7220
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03-19-2017, 08:25 AM #7221
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03-19-2017, 08:38 AM #7222
What altitude do the deer change to elk?
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03-19-2017, 10:36 AM #7223
Not sure if this was a gaper move or a stoned out of your gourd move.
Twenty-something snowboard couple in front of me getting on a double chair. So the girl slides up to load, but the guy doesn't move. The lifty looks at the guy and says, "It's OK, you're allowed to ride up together." Guy slides forward and JUMPS onto the chair, wrapping both arms around bar on the side that attaches the chair to the rope.
He rides the whole way up half sitting on the chair, half hanging onto the bar. So we get to the top, and right before the offload ramp, the guy lets go of his death grip and jumps off the chair, hitting the ramp sloping downhill and slides backwards under the chair.
Lifty hit the kill switch with a WTF just happened? gesture. Guy yells up, "It's OK, I'm clear!".Last edited by Skistack; 03-19-2017 at 01:30 PM.
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03-19-2017, 10:50 AM #7224
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03-19-2017, 11:03 AM #7225Registered User
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Overheard from skier on slope while riding the lift at Roundtop in PA, after 3 inches of dense snow:
"No wonder why everyone's going so slow, it's mogul city out here!"
…there were no moguls yet, the snow was merely a bit tracked
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