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  1. #7326
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    Saw a guy wearing a Teton Gravity Research baseball cap at the grocery store tonight.

    I ask him: "Change for a nickel?"
    He says: "What?"
    Me [/shrug]: "Nothing ... I just saw your hat"

    Which was fitted ... WTF?!?

    Dude looked just like a dentist. (really)
    Probably had DPS's on the car rack.
    In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...

  2. #7327
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    I was offered change tonight. Not a dentist

  3. #7328
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    Quote Originally Posted by pfluffenmeister View Post
    Saw a guy wearing a Teton Gravity Research baseball cap at the grocery store tonight.

    I ask him: "Change for a nickel?"
    He says: "What?"
    Me [/shrug]: "Nothing ... I just saw your hat"

    Which was fitted ... WTF?!?

    Dude looked just like a dentist. (really)
    Probably had DPS's on the car rack.
    Found it new in his Waiting Room?
    Got it at a Vid Premiere?
    Gift from another Jerry?

  4. #7329
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    Took it from his kid.
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  5. #7330
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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    Quoting the most common gaper quotes is becoming the new gaper quote.
    may i quote you on that ?
    "we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up" mike tyson

  6. #7331
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot View Post
    may i quote you on that ?
    Absolutely. Just one question though: are those water skis?

  7. #7332
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    What altitude do the deer change to elk?
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=3982&dateline=1279375  363

  8. #7333
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    Not sure if this was a gaper move or a stoned out of your gourd move.

    Twenty-something snowboard couple in front of me getting on a double chair. So the girl slides up to load, but the guy doesn't move. The lifty looks at the guy and says, "It's OK, you're allowed to ride up together." Guy slides forward and JUMPS onto the chair, wrapping both arms around bar on the side that attaches the chair to the rope.

    He rides the whole way up half sitting on the chair, half hanging onto the bar. So we get to the top, and right before the offload ramp, the guy lets go of his death grip and jumps off the chair, hitting the ramp sloping downhill and slides backwards under the chair.

    Lifty hit the kill switch with a WTF just happened? gesture. Guy yells up, "It's OK, I'm clear!".
    Last edited by Skistack; 03-19-2017 at 01:30 PM.

  9. #7334
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    Quote Originally Posted by pfluffenmeister View Post
    Saw a guy wearing a Teton Gravity Research baseball cap at the grocery store tonight.

    I ask him: "Change for a nickel?"
    He says: "What?"
    Me [/shrug]: "Nothing ... I just saw your hat"

    Which was fitted ... WTF?!?

    Dude looked just like a dentist. (really)
    Probably had DPS's on the car rack.
    If he paid $30 for it he's a gaper, even if he can land 100 foot airs. If he found it, stole it, got it for a buck at the thrift he's not, even if he's never worn a pair of skis in his life. If he wears it while he's drilling your teeth, get a new dentist.

  10. #7335
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    Overheard from skier on slope while riding the lift at Roundtop in PA, after 3 inches of dense snow:

    "No wonder why everyone's going so slow, it's mogul city out here!"

    …there were no moguls yet, the snow was merely a bit tracked

  11. #7336
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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post

    …there were no moguls yet, the snow was merely a bit tracked
    They probably put the moguls away for the summer. Or if they are one a budget they used disposable moguls.

  12. #7337
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    Skiing down a cruiser run this morning, enjoying the view and spring weather, I came across a snowboarder and a lady working on getting the lady's skis back on her after, I guess, she crashed. I rolled up and saw that the heel pieces are still up so I said, helpfully, that you have to reset the heels. I got some blank looks and the snowboarder tapped the heel piece lightly with no results. So I got out of my skis and popped the heel pieces open for her. And she said - this is the gaper quote - "I never fall, so I didn't know to do that." She said that twice.

    Of course I still had to help her get into the skis because she was on a slope and couldn't figure out how to push straight down into the bindings.

    The quote was the real moment that I wanted to share.
    山、川、森林、砂漠、海、空

  13. #7338
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    Not sure if this was a gaper move or a stoned out of your gourd move.

    Twenty-something snowboard couple in front of me getting on a double chair. So the girl slides up to load, but the guy doesn't move. The lifty looks at the guy and says, "It's OK, you're allowed to ride up together." Guy slides forward and JUMPS onto the chair, wrapping both arms around bar on the side that attaches the chair to the rope.

    He rides the whole way up half sitting on the chair, half hanging onto the bar. So we get to the top, and right before the offload ramp, the guy lets go of his death grip and jumps off the chair, hitting the ramp sloping downhill and slides backwards under the chair.

    Lifty hit the kill switch with a WTF just happened? gesture. Guy yells up, "It's OK, I'm clear!".
    Impressive levels of fail
    Quote Originally Posted by b dubya View Post
    Tricks are for hookers

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    Speaking of gapeage where's digital death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesy View Post
    What altitude do the deer change to elk?
    Wow... Golden!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesy View Post
    Speaking of gapeage where's digital death.
    head stuck in his freezer
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    head stuck in his ass
    FIFY
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    This is OUR mountain - come join us!

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I think they go into a Zen state, where the meaning of life becomes clear and they become one with the universe. Or maybe they just sleep.

    If anyone decides to reissue the SX series--a la Flexon's--this would be a perfect ad "So comfortable you can wear them for eternity."
    Well, speak of the devil. I'm getting coffee right around noon, look down, and see these.




    They looked almost brand new, no shit. The dude says, they're 30 years old, and I say, yeah, I know. Sure didn't look it. Strange thing, he looked 40-45.
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    250 million dollars

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonesy View Post
    Speaking of gapeage where's digital death.
    jonesy the pnw poser with no homies
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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    http://www.epicski.com/t/150369/do-n...or-that-matter
    guy hits rock, breaks edge, decides Rossignol is at fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    http://www.epicski.com/t/150369/do-n...or-that-matter
    guy hits rock, breaks edge, decides Rossignol is at fault.
    Ha. He called them powder skis.

    250 million dollars

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    Epic
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  23. #7348
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    He's out $730
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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    He's out $730
    Probably find a pair used with bindings for 300.

    250 million dollars

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    NWSkier will buy the 7's for 37$.
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