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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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01-19-2022, 07:41 PM #10776
Young woman with her friends on the chair in front of us forgot to get off. Took a while for the lift op to get her off and out of the way and the chair started while we enjoyed the lovely 30mph east wind. (KW chair 4)
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01-19-2022, 08:09 PM #10777
Best Gaper comedy show from this past weekend: Watching gapers try and load the T bar at Breck. Gotta love the stupidity of the uneducated when they hang on/ get dragged up the hill for 50/100ft or they try sitting down against lifter instructions not to. Bare in mind that they stood in line for 20 minutes watching it play over and over before their turn to load. Lifties were pulling the old Warren Miller voice over- “you want your ski? Go get it” as they made them take the walk of shame to the back of the line. After a particular brutal stretch, I felt the need to tip the loftie $10 for having to deal with all the idiots.
"Not all who wander are lost"
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01-19-2022, 09:55 PM #10778
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01-19-2022, 10:26 PM #10779
Gangsta.
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01-19-2022, 11:44 PM #10780
straight up.
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01-21-2022, 02:07 PM #10781
Yesterday, guy at the bar at the top of the ski hill got so hammered, ski patrol had to strap him into the chair for the download.
https://instagram.com/stories/overhe...um=share_sheet
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01-21-2022, 02:32 PM #10782
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01-21-2022, 03:33 PM #10783
Ha, I know that guy (taking the video).
did everyone see this one yet?
https://twitter.com/7SpringsPA/statu...69156115288065
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01-21-2022, 03:38 PM #10784
What are we looking at? All I see is a pretty lady talking about something and I bet she’s got boobs under that jacket. Boobies!!!!
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01-21-2022, 03:51 PM #10785
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01-21-2022, 04:30 PM #10786Registered User
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I like to loudly flail around on the lodge stairs in my ski boots to entertain my family. They still laugh but I'm getting old enough that I'm afraid I'll either hurt myself eventually or someone will rush up to offer assistance...
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01-21-2022, 05:13 PM #10787
Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
Hehehe. I was kidding. Ya know, like distracted because she’s cute…
But yeah I lol’d
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01-22-2022, 09:25 AM #10788
Happy Ending?
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01-22-2022, 05:11 PM #10789
skier passing me on a catroad today
he's yelling "on your right, on your right", but
he's passing on my left....
"dude, that's left"
he replies: "no wonder i keep crashing into people"
you cant make this shit up
."we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up"
mike tyson
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01-22-2022, 05:16 PM #10790Registered User
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brought my spats in to get mounted, person working the register asks if I’m planning on skiing them tomorrow. (hard pack conditions)
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01-22-2022, 07:06 PM #10791
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01-22-2022, 07:19 PM #10792Registered User
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Isn't there a story of a mag on a Vail or Crested Butte WROD day loading the lift with a guy on obsetheds (back when they were fat). He looked over and was about to make a comment about why in the world he would be on those skis when the mag realized he was on the chair with Seth Morrison.
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01-22-2022, 07:29 PM #10793
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01-22-2022, 09:36 PM #10794
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01-23-2022, 12:55 PM #10795
Sorry, but, if I saw God on a pair in those conditions, I would think, well, that explains why the world is so screwed up.
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01-23-2022, 02:55 PM #10796
Bro in the SLC airport looks out the window and says "yo, is that a real mountain?"
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01-26-2022, 12:03 AM #10797
Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
Not a quote, but a gaper move. Ski bro in line this past weekend, sipping from his White Claw, got to the part where you alternate with the line next to yours. But his bros were not back down yet so he waved through the next group in the adjacent line while looking at the mountain searching for his friends.
After he waved through yet another group we looked at each other like "WTF?" and went around him.Last edited by Fofo; 01-26-2022 at 03:34 PM.
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01-26-2022, 06:29 AM #10798
^ Wow
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01-26-2022, 11:28 AM #10799
Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
“Hey guys I saw God skiing at Loveland!”
“Loveland is open already?” “Sweet”
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01-27-2022, 06:33 PM #10800Registered User
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Guy who was on skis old enough to vote: "Yeah new gear is overrated." This was right after complaining that Copper doesn't have, "the same level of shopping, as Steamboat"
TLDR; Ski faster. Quit breathing. Don't crash.
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