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Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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02-25-2021, 08:29 PM #10376
I feel like I HAVE ABRASIONS!!! HOW CAN I BE COMPENSATED? would be a pretty good signature.
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02-25-2021, 09:52 PM #10377
I think I'm going to go with just HOW CAN I BE COMPENSATED. Classic.
That sounds like something my HS friends and I would do on purpose.
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02-26-2021, 06:55 AM #10378
Loading two private school racer bois onto the chair.
Racer Boi #1: Between mozzarella and american cheese, american wins every time...
Racer Boi #2: Bro are you crazy?! Mozzarella! It's not even close!
Racer Boi #1: No way! How is this even a debate?!Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
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02-26-2021, 07:45 AM #10379
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02-26-2021, 08:21 AM #10380
you’ll have to get that approved by Rontele via PM
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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02-26-2021, 09:48 AM #10381
Have seen the same truck in the lot twice in a week with snow chains. Which, I guess if you're worried and the road is bad, fine. But yesterday the drive up was on dry gravel.
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02-26-2021, 10:01 AM #10382
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02-26-2021, 03:00 PM #10383
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02-26-2021, 10:40 PM #10384
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02-28-2021, 01:53 PM #10385Registered User
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02-28-2021, 02:54 PM #10386indentured servant
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what's orange and looks good on hippies?
fire
rails are for trains
If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.
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02-28-2021, 02:56 PM #10387
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02-28-2021, 03:01 PM #10388Registered User
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02-28-2021, 03:25 PM #10389Registered User
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02-28-2021, 04:33 PM #10390
The other day, I'm sitting outside drinking a bloody Mary and this chick is trying to put her skis on to ski down to the car. Full dynafiddle mode. Aside from the fact that she was trying to put on the uphill ski first, it was just fun to watch. She finally clicks into both skis and before she leaves just says "I'm sorry you had to see that."
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02-28-2021, 04:47 PM #10391
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02-28-2021, 04:56 PM #10392
Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
It took us two days of hard charging to finally realize that no one had readjusted my daughters bindings for her slightly smaller boots after my wife borrowed them. Somehow they made it through the dumps, silver queen, HV, gowdys, many many airs and zipper line double black bump runs etc etc. Finally decided to disengage on one side on a fast cat track back to the base of Snowmass day 2. Resulted in some hilarity. Ski Patrol seemed amused when said daughter pulled into Two Creeks carving turns holding a ski covered in groomer face plant snow. They gave her some good natured ribbing as she slid up to the tool bench.
So I think that makes my whole family gapers that day.
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02-28-2021, 06:08 PM #10393
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02-28-2021, 06:28 PM #10394
so, im waiting to load at mid-way, chatting with the lifty
when a grom rolls by and looses her ski on the trani,
close to the lip ....
guy on the next chair, kind-hearted soul,
bends down and tries to recover the lost ski,
takes a header and goes over the falls,
lands in the porta-pit ....
probably not a true gaper,
just an error in judgement,
grom's mom was smokin' hot
."we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up"
mike tyson
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02-28-2021, 09:26 PM #10395Registered User
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02-28-2021, 10:27 PM #10396
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02-28-2021, 10:49 PM #10397
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03-02-2021, 05:06 AM #10398
Is it glademaster? Because his expertise excells in all fields!
It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.
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03-02-2021, 08:10 AM #10399
No... think Dolphin turns.
I ski 135 degree chutes switch to the road.
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03-02-2021, 09:33 AM #10400Registered User
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I was in Courmayeur with my GF (now wife) and i ended up getting us into a bit of tricky spot where the traverse we were on ended and we needed to boot up about 200' to the knife-edge ridgline to drop in to the other side. We were on a 40+degree slope that was pretty firm but edgeable. A fall would have you sliding about 1000' down into the drainage below- no rocks, trees or anything, so nothing that would kill you or hurt you other than your pride and schedule. Anyways, I am one of those people for whom time slows down, and my heartrate drops in pressure situations, but my wife is super high strung and is the opposite. I remembered this video, somehow, from a youtube rabbithole years ago, and succesfully managed to walk her through the process step by step. She also did not enjoy putting skis on, on a knife edge ridge... but no one died, and we had a nice picnic lunch+wine in an abandoned refugio in the courmayeur backcountry an hour later. So, basically, this video saved(allowed?) my marriage.
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